Right, like the one word thread I think we should play a game of the queen has never... Here's the catch... If you do one that she has done you have to give £1.00 to the poster above you.. What do you think?

I'll go first...

The queen has never...... Had a sex tape released

 

Are you sure about that?

Les

 

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(well not THE Queen anyway)

 

Has never bungee jumped

 

Noshed me off

 

Has never been short of a Fiver..

 

The Queen never went to Uni. Never mind Uni, I don't think she ever went to any school either. I reckon she was educated at home.

 

Not true. She would never carry a Fiver

Have you ever seen her pay for ANYTHING?

 

taken it up the wrong un in public

 

Drunk from the furry cup.

 

WRONG... She DOES carry exactly a crisp five pound note (or a tenner), neatly folded, in her handbag that she uses as a donation when attending church services.

 

What's it like?

 

I'm not so sure about that one, after all said an done she's a german bird married to a greek bloke.

 

Might be the reason why she says out loud, OHHHHHH PHILIP

 

Attended a public function wearing a gimp suit, leading prince Philip on all fours by a dog lead...

 

the queen has never shaved her beaver?

think about it, she grew up when such trends didnt exisit, and when they did, was too old to care about that kindof thing anymore.

their could well be, very long grey matured royal beaver hair in abundance lol - future ebay investment haha.

ive often wondered if there was a royally appointed, trusted "trimmer" to deal with such issues lol

no disrespect, i merely jest- i do infact love our queen. and it seems shes happy to indulge in the odd joke. good on her

 

Must be bloody itchy down under,i reckon she must of trimmed or thought about it,shaving razors were about in them days.....

 

You're talking about an 86 year old women who has and who continues to serve this country impeccably. Shame on you.

 

Done a real 12 hour shift

 

phoned the doctor, been left in a queue, for the phone to be answered, then had to wait days for an appointment.

 

has to fillin her tax return form

 

had to pay road tax

 

does she pay poll tax, sorry community charge?

 

really? or was that a joke?


it has been stated time and time again my posts are massivley in jest and i thought quite clearly so.

if your serious where should this shame i feel come from? having a laugh at anothers expense - whilst accepting the humour others have had at my own expense? or????

 

Parked a dirty great green van outside somebody else's house, every day.

 

I believe in the Queen, ie Royal Family,They are the BEST publicity this poor old country has,better than the jumped up politicians, bankers, entrepreneurs "new money", etc . I am a Royalist, and believe in this country, culture and freedom. They do a good job an the whole, and we are lucky we have them

 

its not that i so much beleive in the queen, rather more i feel sometimes she has the ability to putpoints across well, with well founded background backup.

to be fair she has been a great representative esp in comparision to other state leaders or influencial powers - i would never take that away from her excellent work - but as a tool for ridiculous humour shes an easy target and as such serves as a positive the countries morale, which to me is so so so much more important than her overseeing certain political policies.

shes some bird - well done queeny

 

Not joking and wasn't directed specifically at you. Please tell me you understand that some of the comments on this thread are completely inappropriate. She's an 86 year old women, Jef. 86!

 

sorry yes i do realise her age, and as said i also appreciate a lot of what she has done

thats why (my ridicule of her) is totally exadurated/hightened beyond any possibe seriour link, for humour reasons only, not derogitary - although extreme. there is no malice just ridiculous similies used for generating humour.

im sorry i can see why some may feel its a bit out of order - but i dont share that veiw. anyone could be used as a source of laughter - but its just that, laughter. there is no malice, no underlying issues or hatred ect - just people who can use almost any situation to provide a smile. obscene or not. imo again btw

is there certain things you think should be dialled in for respect reasons? and why?

im not out to start a fight just interested in why its a sensitive situation for some and not for others.
again id say shes done a fantastic job over the year, with international relations, guidance and lived a life many aspire to be the pinnacle of social behavior - and i do actually respect her tbh

 

Back on track.

The Queen has never flashed her norks in public, nor done a naked run at the 5 (now 6) nations rugby.