One of the best stand-ups I've ever seen...
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One of the best stand-ups I've ever seen...
...Ed *****. What a laugh! The way he stutters and stumbles over every other sentence, his nervy, half-hearted but wholly comic apologies, the gimmicks, the soundbites and that hilariously inept, damp squib peroration.
Can't wait for Milliband, his effort should prove to be similarly side-splitting 'though I think he will edge it courtesy of his Punch-like nasal tones. That's the way to do it!
Can't wait for Milliband, his effort should prove to be similarly side-splitting 'though I think he will edge it courtesy of his Punch-like nasal tones. That's the way to do it!
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I guess he never thought it would be this easy
Ed ***** is just the warm up for the main event. Milliband is the headline act and that will be funny!!!
They make Cameron and Osborne look competent and that in itself is worth an award.
They make Cameron and Osborne look competent and that in itself is worth an award.
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Daily Mash does it's usual ... http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/politi...-201109264344/ ...
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ED ***** will today attempt to convince Britain that we have him confused with that smug little ***** who ruined everything....
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He's an awful man with ambition way beyond his ability.
He is a Scholar of note though but maybe that says something about our academic institutions these days?
He's never had a proper job.
Labour don't have a coherent economic policy.
He is a Scholar of note though but maybe that says something about our academic institutions these days?
He's never had a proper job.
Labour don't have a coherent economic policy.
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None of them have. The whole lot, worldwide, are clueless. The mantra they all come out wiuth is "the banks need more money". Guess who that benefits? And guess who pays, indeed, who actually gets the tab for ALL government expenditure? Oh, that'll be us then .....
As for the Coalition's "cuts", well they're going well
[From ... http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2011-0...ending-1-.html ...]
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As for the Coalition's "cuts", well they're going well
Britain had its biggest budget deficit for any August since modern records began in 1993 as government spending jumped and income-tax receipts declined. ...
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Shame UKIP don't have a stronger profile with some heavyweights, Hesletline types perhaps, as the country is crying out for a strong anti-Europe party that will get to real grips with gov't waste and the benefits gravy train.
The Tories are OK aside from being blackmailed by that wishy-washy waste of time Clegg and, quite frankly, Labour don't cut it.
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The Tories are OK aside from being blackmailed by that wishy-washy waste of time Clegg and, quite frankly, Labour don't cut it.
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As for the Coalition's "cuts", well they're going well
[From ... http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2011-0...ending-1-.html ...]
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[From ... http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2011-0...ending-1-.html ...]
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etc etc. It is NOT rocket science!
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My dad & elder brother where street traders in London,selling dodgy stuff out of a suitcase.(just think Delboy)
I always thought they & their mates were the cream of the crop when it came to spiel & patter but T.B. made them look like amateurs.
Just a better con-man than the rest.
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Miliband has about as much charisma as a dead Haddock.
His speech was a complete unmemorable bore. He'd have been better off giving a 10 minute nutty summary where he actually stated a policy about something.
He has about as much chance of becoming Prime Minister as Gaddafi has of winning the Nobel Peace Prize.
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His speech was a complete unmemorable bore. He'd have been better off giving a 10 minute nutty summary where he actually stated a policy about something.
He has about as much chance of becoming Prime Minister as Gaddafi has of winning the Nobel Peace Prize.
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