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Old 12 July 2011, 05:10 PM
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I love to pamper my girlfriend after she's had a stressful day at work. I get her to text me when she's leaving so I can get the hot tap running, swirl around the foam and bubbles and time everything perfectly so the moment she walks through the door the dishes are piled up and waiting for her.
Old 12 July 2011, 05:18 PM
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I got my wife a new bag and belt!














The hoover works a treat now!
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It is appalling women still suffer sexism in the workplace! There is no excuse for a man to be in the kitchen in the first place. (Runs and hides)
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Women bloody drivers! I was behind one on my way home from work and she indicated to turn left and what does she go and do? She actually turns left!

How am I supposed to prepare myself with these bloody mind games?
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ive booked a table for this weekend for me and the missus...................... she's not that good at snooker but ill give it ago
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Originally Posted by bigsinky
I love to pamper my girlfriend after she's had a stressful day at work. I get her to text me when she's leaving so I can get the hot tap running, swirl around the foam and bubbles and time everything perfectly so the moment she walks through the door the dishes are piled up and waiting for her.
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Old 12 July 2011, 06:51 PM
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Btw should you not be doing the jabba hut on the streets protesting about stupid religion w@nking along the streets banging drums and ****?
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Old 12 July 2011, 08:50 PM
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Originally Posted by bigsinky
I love to pamper my girlfriend after she's had a stressful day at work. I get her to text me when she's leaving so I can get the hot tap running, swirl around the foam and bubbles and time everything perfectly so the moment she walks through the door the dishes are piled up and waiting for her.
you big softly -- i bet you have the little french maids outfit laid out aswell, so she can slip into something a little more uncomfortable too

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Old 12 July 2011, 09:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Jamie
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Old 12 July 2011, 10:09 PM
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Pamper the girlfriend?

One has to be careful in case the wife finds out.
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ahhh come on. not that bad FFS

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Old 12 July 2011, 11:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Jamie
Btw should you not be doing the jabba hut on the streets protesting about stupid religion w@nking along the streets banging drums and ****?
nah don't do that $hit. no interest whatsoever
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Funny... back in the day when I was woowing the wife she wanted some new shoes so we went in to a shop in newbond street and she picked up a pair of shoes. I said I would get them for her as well as a bag to match. £750 later.... Never again am I going into jimmy choo.
Now after 8/9 years together she is happy if I let her buy HERSELF a new dyson lol
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I paper the wife with a load on her face.. she loves it every time.
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Mine is pampered with soft ropes and adjustable nipple clamps.
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Originally Posted by Jamie
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WTF

Is it a **** with eyes nose and lips...
Old 13 July 2011, 07:44 PM
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Is this her

http://www.ngohq.com/off-topic/15808...sex-slave.html
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Dyk that is sinky
Old 13 July 2011, 07:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Jamie
Hmmm, where's the nearest hairdressers...? Knowing my luck I'd get the one run by a guy.
Old 13 July 2011, 07:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Jamie
Dyk that is sinky
I'm sure he can take a bit of Banter...
Old 13 July 2011, 08:10 PM
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I'm sure he can.

Jamie is a special needs person, so, ignore him
Old 13 July 2011, 08:13 PM
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+1 for Jamie is a mental window licker

Also, my girlfriend said that I'm a sexist pig!

Which I found upsetting, but then again like her opinion counts for anything.....
Old 13 July 2011, 08:16 PM
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Will> do you think you can last two more weeks before the ban ?

I might just put a vote on this btw your car needs MOT
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Cheers hunt love you too
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Originally Posted by Jamie
Dyk that is sinky

now J you know that's not me.

this is me

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Will> do you think you can last two more weeks before the ban ?

I might just put a vote on this btw your car needs MOT
I lasted 3 weeks hanging out of your mother's *** hole


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