I love to pamper my girlfriend after she's had a stressful day at work. I get her to text me when she's leaving so I can get the hot tap running, swirl around the foam and bubbles and time everything perfectly so the moment she walks through the door the dishes are piled up and waiting for her.

 

I got my wife a new bag and belt!














The hoover works a treat now!

 

funny as ****

 

It is appalling women still suffer sexism in the workplace! There is no excuse for a man to be in the kitchen in the first place. (Runs and hides)

 

Women bloody drivers! I was behind one on my way home from work and she indicated to turn left and what does she go and do? She actually turns left!

How am I supposed to prepare myself with these bloody mind games?

 

ive booked a table for this weekend for me and the missus...................... she's not that good at snooker but ill give it ago

 

It was funny in 1979 chubs

 

Btw should you not be doing the jabba hut on the streets protesting about stupid religion w@nking along the streets banging drums and ****?

 

LMFAO!!!

 

 

you big softly -- i bet you have the little french maids outfit laid out aswell, so she can slip into something a little more uncomfortable too

 

Sinky

 

 

Pamper the girlfriend?

One has to be careful in case the wife finds out.

 

ahhh come on. not that bad FFS

 

nah don't do that $hit. no interest whatsoever

 

Funny... back in the day when I was woowing the wife she wanted some new shoes so we went in to a shop in newbond street and she picked up a pair of shoes. I said I would get them for her as well as a bag to match. £750 later.... Never again am I going into jimmy choo.
Now after 8/9 years together she is happy if I let her buy HERSELF a new dyson lol

 

I paper the wife with a load on her face.. she loves it every time.

 

Mine is pampered with soft ropes and adjustable nipple clamps.

 

WTF

Is it a **** with eyes nose and lips...

 

Is this her

http://www.ngohq.com/off-topic/15808...sex-slave.html

 

Dyk that is sinky

 

Hmmm, where's the nearest hairdressers...? Knowing my luck I'd get the one run by a guy.

 

I'm sure he can take a bit of Banter...

 

I'm sure he can.

Jamie is a special needs person, so, ignore him

 

+1 for Jamie is a mental window licker

Also, my girlfriend said that I'm a sexist pig!

Which I found upsetting, but then again like her opinion counts for anything.....

 

Will> do you think you can last two more weeks before the ban ?

I might just put a vote on this btw your car needs MOT

 

Cheers hunt love you too

 

now J you know that's not me.

this is me

 

I lasted 3 weeks hanging out of your mother's *** hole