Mrs swiss and I went shopping today but got distracted by a shop that was slightly unusual.

Went in and after being relived of some cash, fed the fish !!


















It felt soooo weird . The fish are from Turkey and they feed on the dead cells and manky skin and basically work away to give you lovely baby soft feet

Mrs Swiss screamed like a big girl

 

Did you just do it for the halibut?

 

thats quite an experience where in turkey is that?

 

Turkey ? No mate the fish originally come from Turkey, this was in our local shopping centre

 

http://appyfeet.co.uk/

 

you paint your nails?

 

I was offered a chance at a management position with that company after the owner of the company bought some bits and bobs off me and liked the cut of my jib! Didn't take up the offer as I wasn't sure how successful they would be over here in norn iron as another place has had them for quite some time and had been quite unsuccessful in pulling in people even at heavily reduced prices.

 

Good cod that's just prawnful and surely it's not your plaice to ask

 

Very weird. I have never seen that before. Even Jamie can't SIAL it.

 

Salmon had to do it!

 

Well I was a bit ashamed as they looked a bit chipped but the fish didnt judge them

 

Good for the sole ?

 

I wouldn't do it, being a regular on pfk forums I saw this a few weeks back http://www.practicalfishkeeping.co.u...t.php?sid=3469

 

Were you the sole male in the shop

 

Zoe baited him into it by the sounds of things! Now he's been battered up for other things.

 

Just had one of those places open here.

If i put my feet in with the fish i think the RSPCA would be after me!!!

 

This is no joke...

My mate was in a conversation where someone said, "Have you heard about those fish that eat all the dead skin off your feet for the perfect manicure?" To which a girl in the party (my mate's wife's friend), immediately blurted, "Do they paint your toenails too?"

Cue the ultimate ****-taking laughter from all present, causing her to sheepishly go, "I'm sorry, I didn't mean that, I didn't mean that..." She simply went into 'girl mode' and didn't even begin to get the cogs whirring - she simply engaged tongue before brain!

 

...However, judging by the pics above, it would appear that they DO paint the nails as well!!!

 

Do they do ball sacks?

 

typical Peterborough haha... Can't say I will be trying that.

 

I can't stop giggling like an idiot.


BCS.

 

That is so last year...

...Man eating fish

 

Iam not saying my feet are bad,but if i put them in that tank for 5 mins,the fish would be a pound in weight

 

Did you mean plaices, surely?

 

So what you're saying is you dunked your head in with the fish too?

 

I'd heard about the infection risks too, not sure I'd like to try this myself.

 

haddock go at this myself - few years back

 

Same here. Infection doubts are one thing, but I'd percieve the little ******* like Piranhas for eating dead cells. What if they bite me, and just don't let go until they had eaten all of my living cells as well? Oh, man! It gives me shudders when I think of it too seriously.

 

Swiss, looking at your feet, how you had the brass neck to take the pee out of mine, beggars belief

 

Good call. That little spud seems to spend his entire life looking for stuff to sial. I suppose that's typical for someone so titchy and feeble that he has to be carried up the hill in Whitby by a proper bloke.