Have you ever come across anyone as annoying and stupid as Melissa on The Apprentice.

She is illiterate, deluded, thick, abrasive and...... fired

She shouldn't even have a job in McDonalds let alone one of Alan Sugar's companies.

 

I'd love to punch her in the face

 

Sorry I didn't hear a thing you said for her talking over everyone!


Are you sure you don't want to start selling shower heads!

 

Double post !!!!!

 

No! She was rubbish!

Love the papers advert for the Apprentice.."The surprisingly available canditates"

They are all completely rubbish!Wouldn't last a day in my job or real life!

 

Abysmal women.

 

I'd still bosh her.

 

LOL, I nearly posted the very same at the end of my post!

 

Sick boy.


Bosh with a fookin bat!

 

She was hopeless, couldn't manage to catch a cold let alone sell sweets to children.

 

Laura Moore does it for me

 

Laura has funny teeth.

Liz is better

 

+1. It's the pins that do it for me.

 

I felt sorry for her, everything that went wrong was someone elses fault - she didn't put a foot wrong herself

 

Melissa got what she deserved. I would like to see the back of that 21 yr.old "brain of the UK" yo-yo seller next.

 

Thats because she played to her strengths, it is her day job after all. And with those skill sets, how could she fail.


So unfair.

 

+ 1

 

dont you think she looks like chardonnay off of that footballer wives

 

Just watching this on iplayer now and glad I found this thread to vent. She's been annoying the f*ck out me from the beginning of the series. Totally sh*te at everything she claims to be good at and comes out with some ridiculous non-existent words. She needs a good kick in the c*nt!!

Liz on the other hand... Hmmm. Joanna ain't too bad either - love her straight talking.

 

In the words of Dr Zachary Smith of Lost in Space fame "Don't spare the barbs Major!"

 

There are very few people in life who aggravate me beyond belief. But she managed it, so very easily.
Ghastly woman and thankfully, gone

 

I'm sure she 'appreciates the feedback' provided by the SN massive. Does make me chuckle when they all come out with the pseudo-management bull**** talk and buzzwords.

BTW she seemed quite human on the flanker show (you're fired??)

 

Looked like she had a nice set of norks too in that bikini yesterday

I prefer Laura though

Glad Mel has gone, she got right on my **** and she looks like a man

 

I thought that too.

Susie Amy

I think there's a couple of "**** worthy wenches" this year and Melissa was definitely NOT one of them. I don't think its unfair to say that she was grotesque and should be thoroughly ashamed and embarrassed when she watches the program herself.

And why can they never admit, "yes, it was my fault, I fukced up Lord Sugar". It's always somebody elses fault. I would love to see them, just once, take responsibility for their own actions.

 

Melissa's crowning moment as a professional Food Buyer was proposing £1.80 per bread roll to a hotel!! (18p would have been too expensive)

She was so insistent about how good she was and last week she was very lucky the other team were worse and this week she was just useless!

Liz is by far the fittest!

 

Melissa's crowning moment as a professional Food Buyer was proposing £1.80 per bread roll to a hotel!! (18p would have been too expensive)

She was so insistent about how good she was and last week she was very lucky the other team were worse and this week she was just useless!

Liz is by far the fittest!

 

Trout is on the ball as usual. Even us whose only experience of the food trade is a weekly shop in Tesco or the odd Indian takeaway knows that bread rolls do not retail at £1.80

Sugarman has been quite subtle moving the goalposts for each challenge. They only find out in the boardroom if they are being measured on ROI, units sold, gross return or net return and even then it's hidden in the detail.

 

If I was an eskimo, Liz could sell me snow

 

She has just been on BBC breakfast. Dark hair now and looks much better. Still yapping on about her pitch. grrrrrrrrrr, she annoys me so much

 

Her invention of entirely new words was also pretty special too

I liked the 'manouverment' one