Melissa - The EX Apprentice
27 October 2010, 10:16 PM
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Melissa - The EX Apprentice
Have you ever come across anyone as annoying and stupid as Melissa on The Apprentice.
She is illiterate, deluded, thick, abrasive and...... fired
She shouldn't even have a job in McDonalds let alone one of Alan Sugar's companies.
She is illiterate, deluded, thick, abrasive and...... fired
She shouldn't even have a job in McDonalds let alone one of Alan Sugar's companies.
27 October 2010, 10:20 PM
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No! She was rubbish!
Love the papers advert for the Apprentice.."The surprisingly available canditates"
They are all completely rubbish!Wouldn't last a day in my job or real life!
Love the papers advert for the Apprentice.."The surprisingly available canditates"
They are all completely rubbish!Wouldn't last a day in my job or real life!
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27 October 2010, 11:37 PM
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Just watching this on iplayer now and glad I found this thread to vent. She's been annoying the f*ck out me from the beginning of the series. Totally sh*te at everything she claims to be good at and comes out with some ridiculous non-existent words. She needs a good kick in the c*nt!!
Liz on the other hand... Hmmm. Joanna ain't too bad either - love her straight talking.
Liz on the other hand... Hmmm. Joanna ain't too bad either - love her straight talking.
27 October 2010, 11:53 PM
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Ghastly woman and thankfully, gone
28 October 2010, 12:37 AM
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I'm sure she 'appreciates the feedback' provided by the SN massive. Does make me chuckle when they all come out with the pseudo-management bull**** talk and buzzwords.
BTW she seemed quite human on the flanker show (you're fired??)
BTW she seemed quite human on the flanker show (you're fired??)
28 October 2010, 08:10 AM
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I thought that too.
Susie Amy
I think there's a couple of "**** worthy wenches"
this year and Melissa was definitely NOT one of them. I don't think its unfair to say that she was grotesque and should be thoroughly ashamed and embarrassed when she watches the program herself.
And why can they never admit, "yes, it was my fault, I fukced up Lord Sugar". It's always somebody elses fault. I would love to see them, just once, take responsibility for their own actions.
Susie Amy
I think there's a couple of "**** worthy wenches"
this year and Melissa was definitely NOT one of them. I don't think its unfair to say that she was grotesque and should be thoroughly ashamed and embarrassed when she watches the program herself.And why can they never admit, "yes, it was my fault, I fukced up Lord Sugar". It's always somebody elses fault. I would love to see them, just once, take responsibility for their own actions.
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28 October 2010, 08:11 AM
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Melissa's crowning moment as a professional Food Buyer was proposing £1.80 per bread roll to a hotel!! (18p would have been too expensive)
She was so insistent about how good she was and last week she was very lucky the other team were worse and this week she was just useless!
Liz is by far the fittest!
She was so insistent about how good she was and last week she was very lucky the other team were worse and this week she was just useless!
Liz is by far the fittest!
28 October 2010, 08:11 AM
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Melissa's crowning moment as a professional Food Buyer was proposing £1.80 per bread roll to a hotel!! (18p would have been too expensive)
She was so insistent about how good she was and last week she was very lucky the other team were worse and this week she was just useless!
Liz is by far the fittest!
She was so insistent about how good she was and last week she was very lucky the other team were worse and this week she was just useless!
Liz is by far the fittest!
28 October 2010, 08:46 AM
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Trout is on the ball as usual. Even us whose only experience of the food trade is a weekly shop in Tesco or the odd Indian takeaway knows that bread rolls do not retail at £1.80 
Sugarman has been quite subtle moving the goalposts for each challenge. They only find out in the boardroom if they are being measured on ROI, units sold, gross return or net return and even then it's hidden in the detail.
Sugarman has been quite subtle moving the goalposts for each challenge. They only find out in the boardroom if they are being measured on ROI, units sold, gross return or net return and even then it's hidden in the detail.
28 October 2010, 09:08 AM
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Melissa's crowning moment as a professional Food Buyer was proposing £1.80 per bread roll to a hotel!! (18p would have been too expensive)
She was so insistent about how good she was and last week she was very lucky the other team were worse and this week she was just useless!
Liz is by far the fittest!
She was so insistent about how good she was and last week she was very lucky the other team were worse and this week she was just useless!
Liz is by far the fittest!
I liked the 'manouverment' one