there is a medical distinction, we've all heard about people having guts or *****, but do you know the difference between them?

in an attempt to keep you informed the definitions are listed below.

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the boys. Being met by your wife and a broom and having the guts to ask "are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?"

***** - Is coming home late after a night out with the boys, stinking of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the backside and having the ***** to say "You're next fatty!"