What is the most Chavvie name?
What is the most Chavvie name?
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28 July 2009, 10:05 AM
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LOL, I notice one of the boys names is Connor. My wifes aunty has 4 kids all pretty much hellas apart from the oldest who is welded to a PS3. But Connor is always in trouble. He's the most likeable of the 4 by some margin but takes mischievous actions to a whole new level.
They had to get the air sea rescue out to the boys once when they got stuck on a little island in the bay.
My wifes sister called her boy Levi - I said "you can't call a child Levi!" I wasn't spoken to for a week!
Flaming chavs the lot of them
My daughter is going to be goth - how many goth teenage girls do you see pushing a pram?
They had to get the air sea rescue out to the boys once when they got stuck on a little island in the bay.
My wifes sister called her boy Levi - I said "you can't call a child Levi!" I wasn't spoken to for a week!
Flaming chavs the lot of them
My daughter is going to be goth - how many goth teenage girls do you see pushing a pram?
28 July 2009, 10:07 AM
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Any footballers surname used as a first name ( Beckham, Rooney, Keegan ) for boys, or white kids with names that only work on black blokes - delroy, winston, glenroy etc..
For girls ( although this tends to be more a black thing, but the white trash have also picked up on it ) - anything with 'isha' added to the end to make a name, i.e. tonisha, daveisha, scoobisha, teapotisha etc...
Also anything that makes little girls sound like **** stars - jenna, skylar, starr, little oral annie etc.. or names after cars - porsche, mercedes.
Ulitimate chav giveaway though is names that are spelled wrong, usually phonetically, although I imagine there will be some kid given names that look like txt mssgs soon as well !
For girls ( although this tends to be more a black thing, but the white trash have also picked up on it ) - anything with 'isha' added to the end to make a name, i.e. tonisha, daveisha, scoobisha, teapotisha etc...
Also anything that makes little girls sound like **** stars - jenna, skylar, starr, little oral annie etc.. or names after cars - porsche, mercedes.
Ulitimate chav giveaway though is names that are spelled wrong, usually phonetically, although I imagine there will be some kid given names that look like txt mssgs soon as well !
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28 July 2009, 10:17 AM
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Chantelle(as Dunk said), Chardonnay and anything associated with the Beckhams, all nasty!
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28 July 2009, 10:21 AM
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28 July 2009, 10:23 AM
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I wonder how many snetters are cringing reading this thread. 
"Jack" for me, everyone and his dog named their son "Jack" after watching that poxy Titanic film.
There were three of them in my sons class once.
"Jack" for me, everyone and his dog named their son "Jack" after watching that poxy Titanic film.
There were three of them in my sons class once.
28 July 2009, 10:25 AM
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The correct spelling for the word, from the people who actually made it up?
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=charva
Damn this posts feels sweet
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28 July 2009, 10:53 AM
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One mother even contacted the Department for Education and Skills, declaring: 'I and many other parents are disgusted by the attitudes or the teachers on the forum.
'I realise this is a small number of teachers, but they have taken time out of their day to post these comments and I presume ... they actually mean what they are saying'.
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'I realise this is a small number of teachers, but they have taken time out of their day to post these comments and I presume ... they actually mean what they are saying'.
Read more: 'Chav' names feared by teachers | Mail Online
28 July 2009, 10:55 AM
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Sorry to be deeply sad, but Portia (pronounced the way some people pronounce the car name) is a female character in one of Shakespeare's plays (Merchant of Venice?) so the name has been around longer than the car.
Also, the Mercedes brand was named after the founder's niece - who was called Mercedes (obviously). Mercedes is/was a German girls' name so the name also predates the car.
Also, the Mercedes brand was named after the founder's niece - who was called Mercedes (obviously)
. Mercedes is/was a German girls' name so the name also predates the car.
28 July 2009, 10:58 AM
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Keely, courtney, chantelle for girls.
anything with "az" in it, i,e gaz, daz, az (short for aaron) for boys!
anything with "az" in it, i,e gaz, daz, az (short for aaron) for boys!
28 July 2009, 11:00 AM
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Sorry to be deeply sad, but Portia (pronounced the way some people pronounce the car name) is a female character in one of Shakespeare's plays (Merchant of Venice?) so the name has been around longer than the car.
Also, the Mercedes brand was named after the founder's niece - who was called Mercedes (obviously). Mercedes is/was a German girls' name so the name also predates the car.
Also, the Mercedes brand was named after the founder's niece - who was called Mercedes (obviously)
. Mercedes is/was a German girls' name so the name also predates the car.Yes but in today's chaver context they are pure mares unless you're from a middle/upper class WASP/Teutonic background!