corradoboy

I'll start....

Nick Grimshaw who seems to present C/E/T 4's 5 programs which they continuously repeat ad infinitum.



I so want to flatten his nose

Who do you wanna smack ?

Tam the bam

I'd be here all night writing a list, so in short most of the BBC's regular **** presenters!

corradoboy

Come on, pick THE ONE that you simply couldn't resist after a night on the beer if you bumped into them

Will

Jeremy Kyle and that leather face bird off loose women!!/

Not that i am violent or nout


Edit to say: Make that the whole cast of loose women

Tam the bam

OK, it has to be Vernon Kaye or what ever his name is

corradoboy

I forgot about Jeremy Vile. I caught a minute of a show yesterday and did feel a need to punch him, hard, and repeatedly

Tam the bam

In fact I could punch that ***** all night and go punch the useless ***** more when I woke up in the morning!

Tam the bam

Oh and that ginger *****, can't remember the useless ****** name atm, I could punch that ***** till the coos came home and went back to the pasture and came home again, **** whats the ****** name? he was ******* Billie Piper, the *****!

corradoboy

Chris Evans

Now I don't mind him. Witty, intelligent, enthusiastic. Yes, all traits which can become tiresome, but somehow he always entertains me.

Vermin Kaye, hmmm. I suppose once he's out cold then Tess Daly would be a sitting duck

Tam the bam

Yeah that's the *****!

corradoboy

I can feel the love

fatscoobfella1

iTrader: (1)

CJ De Mooi off eggheads..

I would smash him in the face till i broke my fingers,knuckles and wrist,then use the other hand till i broke that..

Then with my feet........................

I dont like that smug ****...

Tam the bam

Oh and there's always Gayham Norton, that sucker of **** needs a good punch, also that wankstain Alan Carr, that ***** needs a baseball bat / cranium meeting! I'm not a violent person really

Will

John stapleton off GMTV!!! Where the **** is his top teeth?

corradoboy

Gayham Norton I don't mind, but Alan Carr is a definite contender, that goofy fat faced poo bandit

Dunno who that 'Mooi' person is

Will

I would hit these too all night long!!! Have you seen the double glazing ad they do!!!!

s70rjw

iTrader: (2)

Esther Rantzen for the opening round, followed by Lorraine Kelly.

corradoboy

Blast from the past Rock on Tommy


Piers Morgan is a strong contender. Even his B&W still image when he did the pop column in The Sun many, many years ago prompted the desire to smack him

RyanSTI

iTrader: (1)

june sarpong of t4, id punch her face till she stopped being a ****ing ****.

corradoboy

Can we stand her and Alexa Chung back to back, you punch Sarpong and I'll simultaneously smack the irritating posh skinny biatch so their skulls crack together.

Tam the bam

I'd suck her **** though!

Tam the bam

Sarpong needs thrown off a very high bridge!

hodgy0_2

Kirsty Allsop

if you dont know who she is -- count youself lucky, if you do, form an orderly queue

corradoboy

Kirsty's alright, for a BBW.

Lorraine, I could make her wait whilst I pummelled that bent little felcher who does the fashion advice on her show. Why would anyone take style tips from a pillock that looks like that ?

oldsplice

Kate Humble
Vicky Butler-Henderson (made-up name if ever there was one!)
Suzi -effin'-Perry
That **** with stupid glasses and a lisp from the Gadget Show
The other **** with the comedy voice from the Gadget Show
Jimmy Saville

HTH

Tam the bam

Jimmy is a national hero

oldsplice

He's a **** an' I 'ate 'im!

corradoboy

VBH - I'd join the orderly queue to make the irritating cow squeal.

Kate - I'd give her a fumble Strangely attractive

Suzi - She's only there to flash some leg for the geeks. Not a punchable offence.

The two blokes off The Gadget Show are OK, not as deserving as many others IMHO.

Jimmy is too old to be punched, a good kicking would have to do.

hodgy0_2

no no -- she's a genuine hottie -- big **** too