Hi guys. About 40 minutes ago I went outside for some fresh air and a smoke of crack/amphetamine, and I noticed there was a ****ing dog in my garage (the door had been left open). I left it open in the hope it'd **** off, but it's still fecking there. I've tried luring it out with food, but he/she doesn't want to know. Do I call the RSPCA or what?

It looks pretty wild. It's just growling at me. The cheek of it, he's dossing in my garage, I offer him food, and he fecking growls at me! If he gives me **** again I'm going to whip him.

UPDATE: He's come out of the garage, and is now sitting on the lawn . I'm starting to think he may be injured.

I've put a bowl of food out for him, but he's trying tp hide up against the fence.

Right, I've spoken to a lady from the RSPCA 24 hour service, there's nothing she can do now, so she's asked me to keep it in the garage until tomorrow morning, when they'll send someone over from the locl dog kennels or something or other.

I managed to take some pics from when he was eating out of the bowl, I'll upload them in bit. Looks like one of them fancy/lassy type show dogs, the kind with a rich owner. Hopefully there'll be a nice big reward in it for me.








He tried to get away by burrowing under the fence ^. Managed to get hold of him, and he's now locked up safely in the garage 'til morning. Some good shots there, maybe worth sticking up in the photo-section.

thats a fox u tit

Foxes don't have fluffy coats like that, either. If it was a fox, he wouldn't have let me pick him up.

Look, I spoke to the woman from the kennels earlier on the phone, she said it's common for dogs to get lost and take shelter in open garages. His owner is probably looking for him as I type.