What's your top predictions for 2009?

Humourous, tongue-in-cheek, serious and plain silly .......

Here's mine:-

1. House prices to fall another 25%

2. Middlesbrough FC to qualify for European Football

3. Newcastle FC to drop into the Championship

4. Early Summer Election

5. Subaru to pull out of the UK Market

6. BHS and Debenhams call in the receivers

7. Interest rates to be 0.25%

8. Inflation to go negative in May 2009

9. Heatwave will start in April and continue until September 2009

10. ScoobyNet to continue its huge improvement

 

keep dreaming

 

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What's your top predictions for 2009?

Humourous, tongue-in-cheek, serious and plain silly .......

Here's mine:-



2. Middlesbrough FC to qualify for European Football




David Ellary as retired (oh that was the 97 fa cup semi final)

 

The weather is always nicer in a recession.

I will spend yet more of my hard earned on ruining my car as a road car.

The law of diminishing returns mean that I won't feel if it is any quicker.

I'll be older and more stoopid than I was this year.

dunx

P.S. Hull City stay up and thus have millions to spend on the team !

 

1. I'll crash my Alfa and i'll be pissed off that i didn't get the airbags fixed when i had the money.

 

1 Fergie to move to Real Madrid and take all his Man Utd players with him except Ronaldo

2 The infraction system to be re-introduced to SN

3 Subaru to go bust

4 The tax man to give me a massive rebate

5 Tam to improve the talent on his Babe of the week threads

 

riots

 

Shoe sizes will be reduced.
The new seasons black will be noir.
GM and Chrysler will continue doing ever so well.
Bono, having been revealed as the anti-christ in 08, will be proven to be only a twerp.
Gordon Broon will be assasinated by the Pope.....or someone dressed as a pope.
Petrol will be free.
Global cooling will be confirmed as 'scientific fact'.
Shoe boxes will be round as they are proven to be more relaxing.
Bonuses will be cut and salaries will be disqualified as unfair to employers.
The new chav will be an Aston Martin Vantage V8.
Flying into Heathrow 'will not' be like landing in a third world country.
Scampi Fries will continue to smell like a nether region yeast infection.

Same old, same old really...

 

5 million umemployed and riots in the streets, Govt call in the troops to restore order.
£ to Euro parity and £ to $ goes to 1.10.
House prices fall to -45% from 2007 peak.
Andy Murray wins Wimbledon.
Worst summer on record, weather wise.
Deflation.
UK banks need another tax payer handout.

 

Labour to f*** up the country even more than they have so far....

 

Is that possible

 

Don't ask them to try, FFS!

 

We are all gonna die????

 

I will be crowned as chief overlord of the world.
Everybody will be quite surprised as they "didn't think he had it in him".....

Oh and I'll declare myself insane based on having ideas of grandeur....


Dan

 

Steven Gerrard will do a six month stretch for assault .Silly scouse turd !!!

 

Liverpool win the league and the rest of you smell of p1ss

 

Liverpool wont ,but yes i smell of pi*s !!!!

 

Optermistic lot

My predicitions would be new years day the crash was all a joke and everything is back to normal

House prices continue to fall until they are all worht about the current price of a brick, but with the new devalued £ they are still to much money for first time buyers on 80k a year.

The queen abdicates her throne, Charlie says no way and the whole royal family are disbanded

I'll try to keep posting tosh through 2009

 

The queen abdicates her throne, Charlie says no way and the whole royal family are disbanded


no chance, exactly,possibly . Once the Queen has gone we are doomed

 

I am gonna buy a 350k house and still have no mortgage..

Houses will go down another 25%

Jobless will top 5 million.

More pubs will close down than in any other year

Beer,even the sh!te stuff will be £3 a pint,thus accelerating the great british pubs downfall.

 

The lights flickered on/off here tonight, at home, and in the pub.....

- im absolutley certain its internal affairs

 

g.brown will save the world as he already said

agree with riots

everyone who loses their jobs will join the armed forces as there are no other jobs out there

uk tourism will boom because of the low £ and no one can afford to holiday abroad

hopefully my diarrhea will have gone (its like water )

 

RIOTS??

Can't see that - I was around during the 1979 - 1980 riots when the Tories were in power ....... Labour haven't quite messed up that much!!

 

Todays featured scooby will still be the same in 2010

 

Pete



Southall riots were in April 1979, the month before the Tories won the 1979 Election (May 3).

The riots that followed over the next couple of years could not be laid solely at the Tories door either as they had yet to get to grips with the mess that Labour had left the country in

So it looks like Labour HAVE got a track history in mucking things up and causing riots

 

Don't feed them.... You of all people should know better

 

I predict the moderation team will eventually wake up and smell the coffee then get rid of Scoobynet's most persistent troll - for good.

 

That would be you then

 

yea logout buck u old whining tit

 

Still struggling to find the ignore button eh UB?

I honestly find your monotonous digs at Pete far more annoying than his posts. For the love of God please put him on ignore, and do us all a favour.