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Old 22 December 2008, 01:43 PM
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What on earth are these bright yellow billboards littered around London about?

I know the clue is probably in what they say, but I wouldn't have thought it would warrant such a campaign?

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Old 22 December 2008, 01:44 PM
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Saw that driving in this morning. The next line is the most worrying - "New nasal delivery system"
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when I tell my misses that nasal is the new 'in thing' she gets very worried also
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Saw that driving in this morning. The next line is the most worrying - "New nasal delivery system"
Didn't think it was legal to sell the old Columbian marching powder, certainly kept me going all night a few times in my younger days
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Want longer lasting sex........

Picture this little beaut..... It should do the trick







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Bang ,Bang Squirt !!!!
Enuff for me .
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Saw that driving in this morning. The next line is the most worrying - "New nasal delivery system"
Viagra is to be made available in a nasal spray.

Side effects?

F*ck nose!
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Old 22 December 2008, 04:29 PM
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you can get those condoms which have a slight anaesthetic in them to desensitise your equipment..... or you can put them on inside out and you don't have to wake her up
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who's offering ???

pm me for my address
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With someone else's Mrs, quite possably...
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I'd settle for some sex at the moment.

Bit of a dry spell.
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Give Madame Palm and her 5 daughters a call!

Remember, choking the chicken means never having to say sorry
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Nah, much longer and there's a danger she might wake up!!!
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Sex adverts spark hundreds of complaints - Telegraph
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I don't think the adverts are offensive, I just wondered about them.

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you can get those condoms which have a slight anaesthetic in them to desensitise your equipment..... or you can put them on inside out and you don't have to wake her up
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