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Old Dec 1, 2008 | 12:01 AM
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Again...... sorry

But my last post has sparked some debate in the household surrounding her.

I think that she has been a model, picked out a stage name, become famous for having ridiculous implants and dating a string of high profile footballers and now a has been pop star with just as big a ego. She has now got a PR & management team who tell her what to do and what products to endorse.

The counter argument is that she is a intelligent business woman who has developed her empire entirely by herself including setting up her own perfume and clothing business.

What a load of tosh...... But, I could do with a bit of evidence to back my theory if anyone can oblige.
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Old Dec 1, 2008 | 12:03 AM
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Felix is a bloke's name right? You're letting the side down man. Who gives a flying f**k.
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Old Dec 1, 2008 | 12:06 AM
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^^^

exactly, but i do watch her tv programme on occasions (missus fault)

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Old Dec 1, 2008 | 12:10 AM
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I'm going with Felix. She is more plastic than Barbie

As for the perfume etc, someone develops it and asks if she will put her name to it. Hardly business, is it!

How the hell any man, can look at a person so modified and fancy her, is beyond me
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Old Dec 1, 2008 | 12:15 AM
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Only thing of Jordan's I've watched was her "home" video and I'm gonna keep it that way too.
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Old Dec 1, 2008 | 12:27 AM
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shes more modified than Olly Clarke's scooby lol
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Old Dec 1, 2008 | 12:28 AM
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Only thing of Jordan's I've watched was her "home" video and I'm gonna keep it that way too.
But didn't she look a dull lay I still would, then sell the pics, vid and story
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Old Dec 1, 2008 | 12:30 AM
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But didn't she look a dull lay I still would, then sell the pics, vid and story
Yhea like a sack of spuds lol
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Old Dec 1, 2008 | 08:24 AM
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who has the millions in the bank? That would be Jordan, stupid isnt she
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Old Dec 1, 2008 | 09:50 AM
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I want to say she's stupid I really do, but.... I have about 3 grand left from payday and a 200k mortgage, She has about 10 properties, millions in the bank and a mansion down the road from me.

I worry that if it makes her stupid then it makes me pond life stupid. However I would sell pictures of my ***** if anyone wants them. If I put another few stone on I will have a decent set of moobs!!!
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Old Dec 1, 2008 | 09:59 AM
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But its all just a lucky break - doesn't mean to say she clever. It's like winning the lottery.

Compare her to say Richard Branson, Mr Dyson who have worked hard for where they are and are business people. You can't put Jordan into their league and there is no way you can class her as a 'clever business woman in her own right'
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Old Dec 1, 2008 | 12:28 PM
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There's plenty others similar to Jordon. I say good luck to her.
I feel sorry for her fella though as he comes across as a nice guy on their TV programme.
She seems to have issues with him being in the spotlight and puts him down loads which is a shame. She must be the type who likes guys to **** her about!

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Old Dec 1, 2008 | 12:34 PM
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Branson in the early days was good at spotting musical talent, so he sold music.
Dyson in the early days was good at inventing so he invented
Jordon in the early days was good at being topless so she got her ***** out.

Its less luck and more exploiting a talent you have. If I could get paid for not being able to balance on pavements when its snowy believe me I would exploit it. Alas this is the only thing I can do well and there is no real market for it.
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Old Dec 1, 2008 | 12:41 PM
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anyone with big **** and an agent could have done what Jordan has done imho.

take away the **** and what have you got? not a lot



i saw a pic of her a few days ago and was shocked to see that her **** has gone, very wrong, the girl is a mess


<gets coat>


and no, i am not jealous, i would rather have my brains than her bod
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Originally Posted by sarasquares
i saw a pic of her a few days ago and was shocked to see that her **** has gone
Gone where?

Smaller - maybe to counterbalance the 'reduction' uptop!
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Old Dec 1, 2008 | 01:04 PM
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Originally Posted by gpssti4
Gone where?

Smaller - maybe to counterbalance the 'reduction' uptop!

when she had this last reduction she looked tiny but for some reason they have grown again as they are not a lot smaller than they were


her backside is as flat as a pancake
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Originally Posted by sarasquares
and no, i am not jealous, i would rather have my brains than her bod
your brains, her body, perfect bimbo

(never liked smart girls )
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Old Dec 1, 2008 | 03:46 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
your brains, her body, perfect bimbo

(never liked smart girls )







what an odd combination
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Personally I find her deeply unattractive these days. If you see the pictures of her in the early days of F1 modeling, she was a pretty girl with a nice figure, but she transformed herself into, well frankly, a bit of a joke.

As for her business acumen, well, I'd be very surprised if she didn't have publicists and agents to take care of that kind of thing.

Can't argue with the financial success though. Apparently, **** can get you a long way in this life, and now she has a third one in the shape of Peter Andre

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PS. Yes, her video was most disappointing! But then we already know that looks do not always translate to sexual prowess; can anyone guess the other celebrity totty grot I'm thinking of now?!
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Old Dec 1, 2008 | 04:18 PM
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Beckham?
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Old Dec 1, 2008 | 08:12 PM
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Keeley!

Au Natural and at least has the common decency to not pretend to be a somebody.
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