New drink
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New drink
The girls will appreciate this one 
A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks. While they're
Sitting there having a good time together, she starts talking about this
Really great new drink.
The more she talks about it, the more excited she gets, and starts trying
To talk her boyfriend into having one.
After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him. The
Bartender brings the drink and puts the following items on the bar:
A salt shaker,
A shot of Baileys,
A shot of lime juice.
The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains.
First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue,
Next you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth,
And finally you drink the lime juice.'
So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it.
He puts the salt on his tongue........salty but OK.
He drinks the shot of Baileys and holds it in his mouth........smooth,
Rich, cool, very pleasant. He thinks........this is OK.
Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it.
In one second the sharp lime taste hits....
At two seconds the Baileys curdles.....
At three seconds the salty, curdled taste & mucous-like
Consistency hits.....
At four seconds it feels as if he has a mouth full of nasty snot.
This triggers his gag reflex, but being manly, and not wanting to
Disappoint his girlfriend, he swallows the now foul tasting drink.
When he finally chokes it down he turns to his girlfriend, and says,
Jesus what do you call that drink?'
She smiles widely at him and says, 'Blow Job Revenge.'
A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks. While they're
Sitting there having a good time together, she starts talking about this
Really great new drink.
The more she talks about it, the more excited she gets, and starts trying
To talk her boyfriend into having one.
After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him. The
Bartender brings the drink and puts the following items on the bar:
A salt shaker,
A shot of Baileys,
A shot of lime juice.
The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains.
First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue,
Next you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth,
And finally you drink the lime juice.'
So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it.
He puts the salt on his tongue........salty but OK.
He drinks the shot of Baileys and holds it in his mouth........smooth,
Rich, cool, very pleasant. He thinks........this is OK.
Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it.
In one second the sharp lime taste hits....
At two seconds the Baileys curdles.....
At three seconds the salty, curdled taste & mucous-like
Consistency hits.....
At four seconds it feels as if he has a mouth full of nasty snot.
This triggers his gag reflex, but being manly, and not wanting to
Disappoint his girlfriend, he swallows the now foul tasting drink.
When he finally chokes it down he turns to his girlfriend, and says,
Jesus what do you call that drink?'
She smiles widely at him and says, 'Blow Job Revenge.'
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Exactly 
I done this to my cousin on her 21st night out, I've never seen someone move so fast to the toilets
I thought she was gonna kill me on her return, so I done a disappearing act and walked round the club for a bit! 
I done this to my cousin on her 21st night out, I've never seen someone move so fast to the toilets
I thought she was gonna kill me on her return, so I done a disappearing act and walked round the club for a bit!
Last edited by Sam Dingle; Nov 12, 2008 at 04:20 PM.
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My wife being unhappy with my mood swings brought me one of these mood rings so she could monitor my mood.
We discovered that when I am in a good mood it turns green, when bored turns orange and when I am in a bad mood it leaves a big fu*king red mark on her forehead
We discovered that when I am in a good mood it turns green, when bored turns orange and when I am in a bad mood it leaves a big fu*king red mark on her forehead
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