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Old Aug 12, 2008 | 09:22 PM
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BBC NEWS | Entertainment | Meet the new Lara Croft
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My, what a flexible young lady. Cracking t1ts, and imagine that voice asking if you're ready to have another go
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Old Aug 12, 2008 | 09:30 PM
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yep! she could practice all night on me.
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Old Aug 12, 2008 | 09:30 PM
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She sure burst the zip on my jeans!
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Old Aug 12, 2008 | 09:36 PM
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She does go on a bit, had to mute her after a while. Didnt stop the video though.
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She sure burst the zip on my jeans!
That's the trouble with a leaky bladder mate, the pi$$ rots your gusset. You need to check the adverts at the back of The Mail on Sunday, for those big rubber knickerbockers, al la Billy Connelly .
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The BBC managed to get a major pun on the radio today..

They referred to "lara" as a character with two big guns
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She does go on a bit, had to mute her after a while. Didnt stop the video though.
yer know, yeah, but like, yer know, and yer, yer know

shut her up and stuff something in her gob or between her jubblies for heavens sake.
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There's got to be a joke about shooting and **** in there somewhere
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Originally Posted by fitzscoob
She does go on a bit, had to mute her after a while. Didnt stop the video though.
She did love herself.
Gorgeous though but a gag required.
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She did love herself.
Gorgeous though but a gag required.
i second that. a nice shaven pair of ********* should do it
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I think her accent is nice....makes a change to here a nice well spoken young lady!
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I thought posh birds were supposed to be dirty? I don't mind if she torks proppa like wot I duz. I'll be asleep when she's deriding my copulatory accomplishments.
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Originally Posted by SirFozzalot
I think her accent is nice....makes a change to here a nice well spoken young lady!
Totally agree with that. Though she did go on a bit like she'd just discovered a cancer vaccine or something of equal importance.
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Old Aug 12, 2008 | 10:35 PM
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The new Lara Croft
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Old Aug 12, 2008 | 10:38 PM
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Hopefully she's not the new voice in the game - you can't hone perfection!!

And Angelina rules anyway.

Not a bad attempt though!

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Does that look say "I dare you to try and take me up the tradesman's!"

Angelina may be the 2nd(3rd?) and best live Lara, but this new one is damn fine, and hopefully not obsessed with babies and Brad Pitt

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Picture 8 - blimey, that's a fine angle of shaven heaven. mmmmm
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Pretty but talks too much.

Half of the women at my Jujutsu class could do better kicks/punches/moves than her too.

I'd list her as number 3 out of my choice of women to be Lara. 1st I can't remember the name of (the first one ever, she was in FHM abot 10 years ago) it'll come to me in the end (or I will ), then Melanie Sykes, then this one.

Forget Angelina though
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Originally Posted by ScoobyWon't
Pretty but talks too much.

Half of the women at my Jujutsu class could do better kicks/punches/moves than her too.

I'd list her as number 3 out of my choice of women to be Lara. 1st I can't remember the name of (the first one ever, she was in FHM abot 10 years ago) it'll come to me in the end (or I will ), then Melanie Sykes, then this one.

Forget Angelina though
Nell McAndrew?
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From Wiki.

Lara has also been portrayed by the following models for public appearances and promotions:

* Katie Price (Jordan) 'portrayed' Lara Croft at ECTS before official models were cast.[6]
* Nathalie Cook 1996-1997 (mostly unknown before Tomb Raider became famous)
* Rhona Mitra 1997-1998
* Vanessa Demouy 1997 (hired by a French video game magazine for a photoshoot)
* Nell McAndrew 1998-1999
* Lara Weller 1999-2000
* Ellen Rocche 2000 (hired by Brazilian distributor of Eidos' games to promote The Lost Artifact)
* Lucy Clarkson 2000-2002
* Jill de Jong 2002-2004
* Karima Adebibe 2006-2008
* Alison Carroll 2008-Present[7][8]
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Originally Posted by ScoobyWon't
Pretty but talks too much.

Half of the women at my Jujutsu class could do better kicks/punches/moves than her too.

I'd list her as number 3 out of my choice of women to be Lara. 1st I can't remember the name of (the first one ever, she was in FHM abot 10 years ago) it'll come to me in the end (or I will ), then Melanie Sykes, then this one.

Forget Angelina though
Rhona Mitra??

Rhona Mitra
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Old Aug 12, 2008 | 11:34 PM
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Stunning lass. Hopefully she is as smart as she sounds and wont just end up as footballer meat. Should be a good stepping stone for her. Plus I hope the game is good
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Originally Posted by ScoobyWon't

Forget Angelina though
No ...





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Old Aug 12, 2008 | 11:50 PM
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Rhona Mitra was the one I was thinking of. Always thought she was the first of them all. Must have been first to have been in FHM though...

But I still think Melanie Sykes would've been great
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After staring at her middles (I'm in polite mode tonight ) for ten mins, I looked at the full pic whilst glancing back at her middles, anyone else think her head doesn't quite fit **** even as a kid no way could I get an action person (I'm in PC mode too) into that position!
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Originally Posted by Tam the bam
After staring at her middles (I'm in polite mode tonight ) for ten mins, I looked at the full pic whilst glancing back at her middles, anyone else think her head doesn't quite fit **** even as a kid no way could I get an action person (I'm in PC mode too) into that position!
What flaps on display ?

Dont think my figures had that much detail
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