A couple of days ago, I was sitting on the patio, relaxing and drinking beer while watching my wife mow the lawn.

Cheryl from next door saw us and was so upset that she came over and yelled at me....'You lazy *****! Sitting there drinking beer while your poor wife pushes that ancient lawn mower around! Get up off your **** and give her a break!'

I thought '****! ... Women!' Took another swig from my beer, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my sunnies, stared directly at this nosey cow and told her in no uncertain terms 'Sod off and mind your own business. My wife has green fingers, and she really enjoys gardening'.

After a few days I felt really bad, so I went out and bought her a ride-on mower to show my sensitive side. I am so proud of the deal I got. I am also proud that my wife can now sit down while mowing the lawn. Yes guys, after all we should take good care of our wives ... that way maybe they will take good care of us.

I have attached a picture below. I hope it comes through OK.
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Ha ha

Welcome back Pete

 

No-one throws me my guns and tells me to 'get out of town'

 

What happens if i press that X under your profile

 

I pop up again, I guess?

 

By this time next month you'll be *************pslewis*************

 

Tonight, Matthew, I'm going to be ....................

 

talk about life onthe edge.....

 

.....bored and amusing myself by typing rubbish on t'internet?

 

Move along now, nothing to see here .....

 

What's happened to your "proper" account Pete

TX.

 

You are not allowed to discuss it, or you will be [whisper]Infracted[/whisper] .

 

Whats going on its all a MrRee to me
Hi to 'he who shall not be named' keep up the good work Pete only tone it down for a bit just for the infractionators eh
Richie

 

<yawn>

 

devastated

 

1st rule of scoobynet DO NOT TALK ABOUT PS LEWIS!

 

Is there a second rule too?

 

yup, don't talk about the crappo infraction system or webby will come down on you like the fist of an angry god.

 

Crappy Infraction System?

NO, surely not, Webby says it's fair and balanced - everyone is treated equally ....... ignore the evidence and you can believe it too

 

infraction on way

 

Probably ........ and pointless

 

Regardless if this is a wind up ps or not I say the ps lewis account should be unbanned. I would start a poll but dont fancy a 3 gagillion year ban

 

A Poll would certainly attract the wrath of a thousand armies

 

I refuse to comment on any poll etc. but will say welcome back Pete (however long it lasts).

 

welcome back

 

Hi Lisa

And thanks

 

You're most welcome. Play nice now.

 

You know I always play nice .......

 

welcome back Pete..

 

LG