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Old Apr 18, 2008 | 11:59 AM
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Default Durex 'Play' Vibro Rings.

Anyone used one? Saw them for sale in Tesco's last night. Look interesting... but the girlfriend wouldnt let me buy one at the checkout
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Old Apr 18, 2008 | 12:31 PM
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but the girlfriend wouldnt let me buy one at the checkout

You don't need one, seeing as it sounds like shes the one with the **** and you just bend over and take it
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Old Apr 18, 2008 | 12:31 PM
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You can get a buzz from them
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Old Apr 18, 2008 | 12:35 PM
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You don't need one, seeing as it sounds like shes the one with the **** and you just bend over and take it

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You don't need one, seeing as it sounds like shes the one with the **** and you just bend over and take it
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Old Apr 18, 2008 | 12:48 PM
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Originally Posted by PeteBrant
You don't need one, seeing as it sounds like shes the one with the **** and you just bend over and take it


He walked right into that one didn't he!

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You don't need one, seeing as it sounds like shes the one with the **** and you just bend over and take it


It's now officially Friday
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It's now officially Friday
Something for the Weekend, DCI?
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^^Yup, pretty much makes him Pete's biatch as well now.^^

Re the vibro ring As Tesco say "Every little helps"

Couple of questions
Does she stay awake during sex?
Does she yell out anyone esles' name during sex
Does she say "Is it in yet" after you have been ******** for a while?
Does she refer to you as 'Tiny' or 'Justin' when chatting to her mates?

If the answer is yes to any or all the above then you may need it!

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LOL - back on topic - I used to work for Ann Summers - and sold things quite similar. They'd be OK but wouldn't last long as their not battery operated - so once they've buzzed for a while - they wear out (bit like you men really eh). Anyhow, there you have - although they probably outlast most of you - so you might get 2 uses out of them
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Originally Posted by SetoN
Anyone used one? Saw them for sale in Tesco's last night. Look interesting... but the girlfriend wouldnt let me buy one at the checkout
If she's scared to buy something in a supermarket she doesnt exactly sound like the experimental type.
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Originally Posted by Paul Habgood
Couple of questions
Does she stay awake during sex? - yes

If the answer is yes to any or all the above then you may need it!
I knew i was doing somthing wrong
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Originally Posted by Paul Habgood
^^Yup, pretty much makes him Pete's biatch as well now.^^

Re the vibro ring As Tesco say "Every little helps"

Couple of questions
Does she stay awake during sex?
Does she yell out anyone esles' name during sex
Does she say "Is it in yet" after you have been ******** for a while?
Does she refer to you as 'Tiny' or 'Justin' when chatting to her mates?

If the answer is yes to any or all the above then you may need it!
Bollox, I may need to wear 4 of them at the same time to address all of the above concerns!

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Originally Posted by DCI Gene Hunt


It's now officially Friday
At last! I've been wondering where the Friday humour was hiding
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Old Apr 18, 2008 | 01:17 PM
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They're rubbish - get a proper one from Ann Summers.
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She clearly knows value
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Originally Posted by Ms Gooner 1
LOL - back on topic - I used to work for Ann Summers - and sold things quite similar. They'd be OK but wouldn't last long as their not battery operated - so once they've buzzed for a while - they wear out (bit like you men really eh). Anyhow, there you have - although they probably outlast most of you - so you might get 2 uses out of them
I'll try and make it 4!
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PS Someone sounds a little cynical Real men don't use vibro rings, we use the cocklink!
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Originally Posted by [Davey]
If she's scared to buy something in a supermarket she doesnt exactly sound like the experimental type.
Shes not Im trying my best to get her to try new things!

do women ever change? or should i just give up
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Originally Posted by SetoN
Shes not Im trying my best to get her to try new things!

do women ever change? or should i just give up
Don't know what the problem is.... she's fine with me
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Originally Posted by SetoN
Shes not Im trying my best to get her to try new things!

do women ever change? or should i just give up
Persevere mate. In my experience it's worth it
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Old Apr 18, 2008 | 01:37 PM
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Originally Posted by DCI Gene Hunt
Don't know what the problem is.... she's fine with me
well that explains the crabs
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Old Apr 18, 2008 | 01:51 PM
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Originally Posted by SetoN
Shes not Im trying my best to get her to try new things!

do women ever change? or should i just give up
Some women just dont really have much of a Labido.. In most cases they just havent found a guy who knows how to 'push the button' but the remaining few just dont enjoy sex as much as your average bloke.
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Or not as much as the other s word anyway
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Or not as much as the other s word anyway
Shoes, shopping, sandwiches, salacious gossip?

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Originally Posted by New_scooby_04
Shoes, shopping, sandwiches, salacious gossip?

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Tis true... the wimmins I know ALL hate it and show little interest....
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a mate of mine swears blind that his bird **** like a champion when she has a ***** up her **** whilst he's ******** her, and he gets the benefit of the vibration as it were. fell on deaf ears when I suggested that one at home
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Delicately put!

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Different horses for courses and all that! I've known girls are try-any-thing nymphos's and those who fancy a bit of missionary and anything else is just 'wierd' to them.
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Originally Posted by [Davey]
Different horses for courses and all that! I've known girls are try-any-thing nymphos's and those who fancy a bit of missionary and anything else is just 'wierd' to them.
Emphasis on the past tense for the latter types
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Originally Posted by Gordo
a mate of mine swears blind that his bird **** like a champion when she has a ***** up her **** whilst he's ******** her, and he gets the benefit of the vibration as it were. fell on deaf ears when I suggested that one at home
I think you mean vibrator. *****'s don't vibrate.
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