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Old 14 April 2008, 08:52 AM
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Wink God daaaaaamnn my neighbour is fiiiiiiiiiiiine!

OK so the house on the other side thats still standing, had some interesting people move in. I did notice one of them was rather attractive. In fact, 2 flatmates are quite nice. But this one........ woooooooooooooowwww!

Last couple of days she has come home as I have been going out, and I have just realised HOW fine she is...

Bring on the summer lol

Just thought I would share that with y'all.

Now to find some small talk..... hmmm wonder if she likes cute dogs or men with tattoo's lol
Old 14 April 2008, 08:53 AM
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There should be a law against making posts like this without photographic evidence!

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Michael

We shall beat you around the head with a large stick until you take some sneaky shots using your phone...failure to do so will immediately pour scorn on your future posts and we shall question your sexual preferences..

you have been warned
Old 14 April 2008, 09:08 AM
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Originally Posted by SwissTony
Michael

We shall beat you around the head with a large stick until you take some sneaky shots using your phone...failure to do so will immediately pour scorn on your future posts and we shall question your sexual preferences..

you have been warned
OK, I fully understand the warning, and will indeed provide evidence of the said baaaaaaaaaaaaabe as soon as I can. Picking up my new camera in the week with a sweet zoom on it, so quality

Now if only I can work out which one her bedroom is

Please have faith though. I am not easily pleased in this field

Maybe I can get her to do a photoshoot when I look professional with my 350D lol
Old 14 April 2008, 09:12 AM
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said baaaaaaaaaaaaabe as soon as I can

Please have faith though. I am not easily pleased in this field

mmmm are you talking about lady sheep again ??
Old 14 April 2008, 09:15 AM
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Originally Posted by SwissTony
mmmm are you talking about lady sheep again ??
lol I got a pic of her, quick look !!
CSOC Gallery - Wales 31.12/DSCF0294

Serious though... The film The Girl Nextdoor...... I know how it feels now lol
I will see if I can get a pic some time today. But dunno what she does for work, so that might not happen lol
Old 14 April 2008, 09:18 AM
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Just ask her. Tell her you you want to post a picture of her up on an interney discussion forum for people to leer at, and if there is some boobage, perhaps even crack one out over.

I don't see how she can refuse.
Old 14 April 2008, 09:21 AM
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Snazy, next time you hurt yourself, go round there for help.

I think Swiss has even offered hurt you, so its all going well. You'll be going for drinks with her by the weekend.
Old 14 April 2008, 09:27 AM
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Quite a worrying amount of sheep in your personal photo album there

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Old 14 April 2008, 09:28 AM
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Originally Posted by PeteBrant
Just ask her. Tell her you you want to post a picture of her up on an interney discussion forum for people to leer at, and if there is some boobage, perhaps even crack one out over.

I don't see how she can refuse.
This is a good idea, it is South London after all eh
Worth a mention when I pop round for sugar later, then cut my finger on the bowl, whilst coincidently carrying my camera with me. In shorts while walking the cute dog. I think thats every angle covered.

Originally Posted by Odds on
Snazy, next time you hurt yourself, go round there for help.

I think Swiss has even offered hurt you, so its all going well. You'll be going for drinks with her by the weekend.
Woohoo, it surely cant get any better, pain and pleasure all in one weekend! I can hope.
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Originally Posted by Snazy
OK so the house on the other side thats still standing, had some interesting people move in. I did notice one of them was rather attractive. In fact, 2 flatmates are quite nice. But this one........ woooooooooooooowwww!

Last couple of days she has come home as I have been going out, and I have just realised HOW fine she is...
ahhh so the mystery of where the thailadyboys touring the country are staying is finally solved
Old 14 April 2008, 09:31 AM
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Originally Posted by SwissTony
Quite a worrying amount of sheep in your personal photo album there

odd'on comments
lol humour, it was being so photogenic. Unlike most of the sheep I know

Forgotton why we stopped there actually, but it was just one of those shots that made me laugh.

Honest guv
Old 14 April 2008, 09:33 AM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
ahhh so the mystery of where the thailadyboys touring the country are staying is finally solved
lol flippin cheek, trust me, there is NO way this is a ladyboy!
Saturday in her jogging bottoms, I visually examined EVERY angle, its all good, she fine

As for yesterday, let me check my diary..... Aaah here we go, fittie in 3/4 length top showing tummmmmmmm, and lovely tight red combat style trousers lol.
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Originally Posted by Snazy

As for yesterday, let me check my diary..... Aaah here we go, fittie in 3/4 length top showing tummmmmmmm, and lovely tight red combat style trousers lol.

so keeping a journal now eh ???
Old 14 April 2008, 09:40 AM
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bordering on stalking
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so keeping a journal now eh ???
Its not a journal, its an accident book hey Snazy!!
Old 14 April 2008, 09:41 AM
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Can see Snazy's next thread title.

"Guess what Im in hospital for this time?"

as per title guess what im in for now?
thats right, ********* in my throat. My ********* after my new neighbour caught me perving at her





Keep up the log
Old 14 April 2008, 09:41 AM
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THATS NOTHING I SAW THE MILF TO END ALL MILFS IN HAYDOCK TODAY
id kill for a bit of that
Old 14 April 2008, 10:01 AM
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They said Karen Matthews had been relocated to London, amazing how well she brushes up
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Originally Posted by bigsmiffy
They said Karen Matthews had been relocated to London, amazing how well she brushes up
Oh dear God, Snazy you poor man, it would appear that you only have to look at her and she's pregnant

There's no going back now matey...
Old 14 April 2008, 10:06 AM
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snazy waiting at the corner ...big telephoto lens
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Originally Posted by SwissTony
snazy waiting at the corner ...big telephoto lens
You'd need a wide angle to get Karen Matthews in
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Originally Posted by Scoobychick
You'd need a wide angle to get Karen Matthews in
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Originally Posted by SwissTony
Michael

We shall beat you around the head with a large stick until you take some sneaky shots using your phone...failure to do so will immediately pour scorn on your future posts and we shall question your sexual preferences..

you have been warned

And the kidnap of a certain mutt to be held for pictorial ransom
Old 14 April 2008, 11:11 AM
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I'm with Swiss on this one Snazy. We need the pics asap!

This is where all that slimming and primping will pay off of course. Bit worried about your apparent likes though. Those ones in your pictures look a bit fuzzy to me.

Takes all sorts though!

Les
Old 14 April 2008, 12:17 PM
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lol blimey I do something for an hour and come back to this.

Its not that old slappa trust me, this girl has skillz bruv lol.
Serious though, she is a lovely looker, and a fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine body, did I mention that?? lol

I will get a pic, I promise, somehow
As the stalking, naaaa, just live next door and got a LOT of free time.

lol@ accident book. Cheek!
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Originally Posted by Snazy
lol blimey I do something for an hour and come back to this.

Its not that old slappa trust me, this girl has skillz bruv lol.
Serious though, she is a lovely hooker, and a fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine body, did I mention that?? lol

I will get a pic, I promise, somehow
Give you credit, within the hour you have been with this lovely hooker

you may find though an extra charge for the pics
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I feel responsible after starting the thread about my brother's neighbour being tasty.

Snazy, I will warn you, if it's anything like what myself and my brother (and his missus) found out this week is that, she'll invite all of her friends around in one day - one of them will have a stalker taxi driver as a husband, two will be Irish and drive down the wrong side of the road, and then two fat birds will turn up to attempt some karaoke. Oh and the ex wil turn up and break off the garage door.

Of course, we didn't take the **** and sing along or suggest alternatives...

It would have been wrong to have howled along with the likes of:

Sorry seems to be the hardest word.
I will survive.
Who let the dogs out?
Everyday I love you less and less.
Lonely.
I just called to say I love you.

So we didn't. Well, I say we didn't...

And more importantly, don't forget the pictures!
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is it just me or has snazy gone all 'gangsta' on us

not that old slappa trust me, this girl has skillz bruv
next he will be wearing his jeans down low, clicking his fingers a lot and favouring a bit of bling....ayeeeeeee
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Originally Posted by SwissTony
is it just me or has snazy gone all 'gangsta' on us



next he will be wearing his jeans down low, clicking his fingers a lot and favouring a bit of bling....ayeeeeeee
I woz gunna buy da biatch some ice wiv ma chedda bruv, but naaaa

lol im just playin, bored, and depressed today, so making light of as much as I can.

Now im going to walk the dog, and who knows Lets see if the car is there eh lol


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