I really want to sell a kidney
Mar 26, 2008 | 08:02 AM
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I really want to sell a kidney
I have been thinking about this for a while and although it illegal in the UK , I am really really considering selling a kidney so someone somewhere in need of one could have a better life , I dont drink and am reasonably healthy so probrably no problems there just need to find a buyer somehow ....
was thinking somewhere in the region of £20k and id even throw in a bag of hair ..
Mar 26, 2008 | 09:14 AM
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Mar 26, 2008 | 01:01 PM
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From: Weston Super Mare, Somerset.
Will you be putting your brain on e-bay?
(Might not get too many bids though
)
Mar 26, 2008 | 01:08 PM
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From: Cardiff
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Will you be putting your brain on e-bay?
(Might not get too many bids though
)
Mar 26, 2008 | 01:09 PM
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From: Highlands
your not planning to chop yourself up, just to fund in buying a car or something ?
Mar 26, 2008 | 01:29 PM
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20k, and you still need some Steak, thats a very expensive pie...
Mar 26, 2008 | 01:32 PM
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From: Selling the scoob to buy a CTR
i could do with a new kidney, do snetters get first dibs?
Mar 26, 2008 | 02:20 PM
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From: The Terry Crews of moderation. P P P P P P POWER!!
I know someone who'll have your liver off you, if you'd be prepared to sell that- they'd pay a darn site more than 20k for it too!
Mar 26, 2008 | 03:03 PM
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Such a nuisance if the one you have left fails later!
Mar 26, 2008 | 03:06 PM
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First dibs on your left knee cap if you decide to branch out
Mar 26, 2008 | 03:12 PM
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Leslie
Such a nuisance if the one you have left fails later!
He'll have 20k in the bank, he'll just buy one. There's bound to be some muppet out there selling.
Mar 26, 2008 | 08:01 PM
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From: London
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Leslie
Such a nuisance if the one you have left fails later!
he'll look for the person who bought the other one and take it back.... was 20k for rental, not sale
Mar 26, 2008 | 08:26 PM
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Have you been in Scoobyclinics goodies room and trying to raise some funds.
Mar 26, 2008 | 08:38 PM
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How big's your todger?
I know someone who may be interested.
Oh, and if you're selling your spine give No. 10 a ring, I think Gordo could do with one.
Mar 26, 2008 | 08:59 PM
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I know someone who'd give their left arm for that!
Mar 27, 2008 | 12:41 PM
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I bet the price would be at least double though!
Les
Mar 27, 2008 | 04:42 PM
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oh my god thats tremendous , think i may well branch out .. see how much they give you for sperm im gonna become a full time w8anker !
Mar 27, 2008 | 08:00 PM
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How much for the pair?
Mar 27, 2008 | 08:22 PM
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abbott
oh my god thats tremendous , think i may well branch out .. see how much they give you for sperm im gonna become a full time w8anker !
I thought you always was
Mar 28, 2008 | 01:30 AM
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zip106
How big's your todger?
I know someone who may be interested.
Oh, and if you're selling your spine give No. 10 a ring, I think Gordo could do with one.
No, Gordo needs a new pair of eyes and some unbitten fingernails!
Mar 28, 2008 | 01:46 AM
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But if you really want to go ahead, talk to this guy:
Dr Raymond Crockett
Remenham Court
Remenham Lane
Henley-on-Thames
Oxon RG9 3DD
BBC News | HEALTH | GMC hears 'organs for sale' case
He might pay a bit more than £3,000 now!
Mar 30, 2008 | 06:02 PM
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From: Northern Ireland
It would reduce your risk of kidney stones by 50% - I can assure you it's definately worth it!!!!
Mar 30, 2008 | 08:17 PM
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hmmmmm i have just hit a stopping stone on this one , im such a funking **** i didnt even think but im diabetic ! DOH
Mar 30, 2008 | 08:30 PM
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From: Scooby Planet
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Originally Posted by
zip106
How big's your todger?
I know someone who may be interested.
Oh, and if you're selling your spine give No. 10 a ring, I think Gordo could do with one.
lolllll lol that just me made me laugh,havent heard the word Todger for ages.
Mar 31, 2008 | 10:18 PM
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You'll get even more money for your brain - its clearly not been used much!!
Mar 31, 2008 | 10:24 PM
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David Lock
Will you be putting your brain on e-bay?
(Might not get too many bids though
)
Au contraire - It can be correctly advertised as in mint condition (unused)
Mar 31, 2008 | 10:29 PM
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abbott
hmmmmm i have just hit a stopping stone on this one , im such a funking **** i didnt even think but im diabetic ! DOH
Chuck in a free bag of Tate & Lyle... you'll be fine
Or someone might think you're (ahem) taking the p*ss......
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