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26 March 2008, 08:02 AM

abbott

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I really want to sell a kidney

I have been thinking about this for a while and although it illegal in the UK , I am really really considering selling a kidney so someone somewhere in need of one could have a better life , I dont drink and am reasonably healthy so probrably no problems there just need to find a buyer somehow ....

was thinking somewhere in the region of £20k and id even throw in a bag of hair ..

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26 March 2008, 09:14 AM

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You can sell other parts ... http://www.sixwise.com/newsletters/0...f_for_cash.htm

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26 March 2008, 01:01 PM

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Will you be putting your brain on e-bay?

(Might not get too many bids though

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26 March 2008, 01:08 PM

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Will you be putting your brain on e-bay?

(Might not get too many bids though

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26 March 2008, 01:09 PM

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your not planning to chop yourself up, just to fund in buying a car or something ?

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26 March 2008, 01:29 PM

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20k, and you still need some Steak, thats a very expensive pie...

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26 March 2008, 01:32 PM

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i could do with a new kidney, do snetters get first dibs?

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26 March 2008, 02:20 PM

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I know someone who'll have your liver off you, if you'd be prepared to sell that- they'd pay a darn site more than 20k for it too!

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26 March 2008, 03:03 PM

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Such a nuisance if the one you have left fails later!

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26 March 2008, 03:06 PM

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First dibs on your left knee cap if you decide to branch out

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26 March 2008, 03:12 PM

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Such a nuisance if the one you have left fails later!

Les

He'll have 20k in the bank, he'll just buy one. There's bound to be some muppet out there selling.

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26 March 2008, 08:01 PM

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Such a nuisance if the one you have left fails later!

Les

he'll look for the person who bought the other one and take it back.... was 20k for rental, not sale

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26 March 2008, 08:26 PM

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Have you been in Scoobyclinics goodies room and trying to raise some funds.

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26 March 2008, 08:38 PM

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How big's your todger?
I know someone who may be interested.

Oh, and if you're selling your spine give No. 10 a ring, I think Gordo could do with one.

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26 March 2008, 08:59 PM

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I know someone who'd give their left arm for that!

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27 March 2008, 12:41 PM

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he'll look for the person who bought the other one and take it back.... was 20k for rental, not sale

I bet the price would be at least double though!

Les

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27 March 2008, 04:42 PM

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You can sell other parts ... http://www.sixwise.com/newsletters/0...f_for_cash.htm

Steve

oh my god thats tremendous , think i may well branch out .. see how much they give you for sperm im gonna become a full time w8anker !

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27 March 2008, 08:00 PM

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How much for the pair?

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27 March 2008, 08:22 PM

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oh my god thats tremendous , think i may well branch out .. see how much they give you for sperm im gonna become a full time w8anker !

I thought you always was

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28 March 2008, 01:30 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by zip106

How big's your todger?
I know someone who may be interested.

Oh, and if you're selling your spine give No. 10 a ring, I think Gordo could do with one.

No, Gordo needs a new pair of eyes and some unbitten fingernails!

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28 March 2008, 01:46 AM

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But if you really want to go ahead, talk to this guy:

Dr Raymond Crockett
Remenham Court
Remenham Lane
Henley-on-Thames
Oxon RG9 3DD

BBC News | HEALTH | GMC hears 'organs for sale' case

He might pay a bit more than £3,000 now!

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30 March 2008, 06:02 PM

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It would reduce your risk of kidney stones by 50% - I can assure you it's definately worth it!!!!

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30 March 2008, 08:17 PM

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hmmmmm i have just hit a stopping stone on this one , im such a funking **** i didnt even think but im diabetic ! DOH

may have a problem shifting this one ,..

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30 March 2008, 08:30 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by zip106

How big's your todger?
I know someone who may be interested.

Oh, and if you're selling your spine give No. 10 a ring, I think Gordo could do with one.

lolllll lol that just me made me laugh,havent heard the word Todger for ages.

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31 March 2008, 10:18 PM

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You'll get even more money for your brain - its clearly not been used much!!

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31 March 2008, 10:24 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by David Lock

Will you be putting your brain on e-bay?

(Might not get too many bids though

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Au contraire - It can be correctly advertised as in mint condition (unused)

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31 March 2008, 10:29 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by abbott

hmmmmm i have just hit a stopping stone on this one , im such a funking **** i didnt even think but im diabetic ! DOH

may have a problem shifting this one ,..

Chuck in a free bag of Tate & Lyle... you'll be fine

Or someone might think you're (ahem) taking the p*ss......