druddle

Before i start, i apologise for all the wincing this will cause women....

Heard on the radio earlier about a woman in England that gave birth to a baby that was around 2 feet long and 12lb 4oz in weight. Was probably taken from one of the tabloids...

YIKES!!!

fast bloke

Must have been a skinny one. When our first was born, the girl in the next bed had delivered a 14lber naturally. She had to use a zimmer frame to walk. Apparently the heaviest baby on record in NI

PEN

Well as we all know Sh*t happens, I don't doubt it's true had a friend who had an 11+ pounder, just a few extra stitches (now it's your turn to wince) will see you right.
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