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Old Feb 12, 2008 | 11:48 AM
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that's just cruel that is


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Old Feb 12, 2008 | 11:49 AM
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Old Feb 12, 2008 | 12:32 PM
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Tsk, waste of time........the ones at the bottom are so pixellated..........errr, I mean, my eyes are fine.

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Old Feb 12, 2008 | 12:54 PM
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I see a lady ....

Then it's just squiggly lines .... am I missing anything?
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Old Feb 12, 2008 | 12:58 PM
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I see a lady ....

Then it's just squiggly lines .... am I missing anything?
you are way ahead of me, I see a red rectangle, with some fuzzy stuff in the middle. After that its all a blur

* now I know what my mum said about "doing that will make you go blind " *
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Old Feb 12, 2008 | 01:01 PM
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you are way ahead of me, I see a red rectangle, with some fuzzy stuff in the middle. After that its all a blur

* now I know what my mum said about "doing that will make you go blind " *
Doesn't do the monitor any favours either Swiss- mine has been opaque since I discovered the bewbies thread.

The Dell technician will not be impressed, I'm sure.

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Old Feb 12, 2008 | 01:02 PM
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Doesn't do the monitor any favours either Swiss- mine has been opaque since I discovered the bewbies thread.

The Dell technician will not be impressed, I'm sure.

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especially if he is a window licker
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Old Feb 12, 2008 | 01:03 PM
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especially if he is a window licker
It's good for what ales (sp?) you....Or so I keep telling the GF
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Old Feb 12, 2008 | 01:08 PM
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funnily enough I used the same reasoning when she had a sore throat

Plus she also knows that it is great for the skin, as a hair conditioner, instead of massage oils, lubricant, great for wall paste..ohh the list is endless
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Old Feb 12, 2008 | 01:10 PM
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Originally Posted by SwissTony
funnily enough I used the same reasoning when she had a sore throat

Plus she also knows that it is great for the skin, as a hair conditioner, instead of massage oils, lubricant, great for wall paste..ohh the list is endless
Population paste: is there anything it can't do??

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Old Feb 12, 2008 | 01:18 PM
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I hate to say it, but very good
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Old Feb 13, 2008 | 12:17 PM
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I have got an eye test next week! Hope they don't do that to me.

Good one Swiss

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Old Feb 13, 2008 | 12:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Leslie
I have got an eye test next week! Hope they don't do that to me.

Good one Swiss

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I suggest you print out the above eye chart test, resize it and then glue it to the inside of your glasses. That when when they test you, you can get a perfect score. You can of course substitute the above pic with ones of Mrs Leslie if you so wish, especially as it is Valentines Day tomorrow
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Old Feb 14, 2008 | 01:46 PM
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I suggest you print out the above eye chart test, resize it and then glue it to the inside of your glasses. That when when they test you, you can get a perfect score. You can of course substitute the above pic with ones of Mrs Leslie if you so wish, especially as it is Valentines Day tomorrow
Now there is a thought. Trouble is I don't wear glasses anyway-yet! And I forgot to get her a card too, she said she was relieved that I didn't however

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My dad told me if you w*nk it'll stunt u=your growth and you'll go blind !

I said I'm over here shorty !
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Old Feb 14, 2008 | 01:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Leslie
Now there is a thought. Trouble is I don't wear glasses anyway-yet! And I forgot to get her a card too, she said she was relieved that I didn't however

Les
well if you think you need an eye test and have forgotten a Valentines card, then I suggest you pop into your local butchers, get a lovely lamb chop, pop back home and say that you thought it was Clintons Card shop, but since you couldnt see, it was all you could get. Its the thought that counts
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Old Feb 14, 2008 | 01:58 PM
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Is there a bigger version

I was just starting to enjoy that when it got all pixelated
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Old Feb 14, 2008 | 02:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Luminous
Is there a bigger version

I was just starting to enjoy that when it got all pixelated
look at your screen now and see if you can spot a mark in the middle, where you nose was pressed up against it
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Old Feb 14, 2008 | 02:37 PM
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lool keep it up ladz.. love it !
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Old Feb 15, 2008 | 04:59 PM
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Originally Posted by SwissTony
well if you think you need an eye test and have forgotten a Valentines card, then I suggest you pop into your local butchers, get a lovely lamb chop, pop back home and say that you thought it was Clintons Card shop, but since you couldnt see, it was all you could get. Its the thought that counts
If you knew Mrs Leslie, who is nobody's fool believe me, you would not have bothered to suggest that. You would have heard the horse laugh from here!

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Old Feb 15, 2008 | 07:35 PM
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Originally Posted by pimmo2000
My dad told me if you w*nk it'll stunt u=your growth and you'll go blind !

I said I'm over here shorty !
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Old Feb 15, 2008 | 10:06 PM
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Lovely flaps, thanks !
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Old Feb 16, 2008 | 11:13 AM
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Originally Posted by J4CKO
Lovely flaps, thanks !
Using binoculars is cheating!
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