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Old 12 February 2008, 11:48 AM
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that's just cruel that is


Old 12 February 2008, 11:49 AM
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Old 12 February 2008, 12:32 PM
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Tsk, waste of time........the ones at the bottom are so pixellated..........errr, I mean, my eyes are fine.

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Old 12 February 2008, 12:54 PM
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I see a lady ....

Then it's just squiggly lines .... am I missing anything?
Old 12 February 2008, 12:58 PM
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Originally Posted by pslewis
I see a lady ....

Then it's just squiggly lines .... am I missing anything?
you are way ahead of me, I see a red rectangle, with some fuzzy stuff in the middle. After that its all a blur

* now I know what my mum said about "doing that will make you go blind " *
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Originally Posted by SwissTony
you are way ahead of me, I see a red rectangle, with some fuzzy stuff in the middle. After that its all a blur

* now I know what my mum said about "doing that will make you go blind " *
Doesn't do the monitor any favours either Swiss- mine has been opaque since I discovered the bewbies thread.

The Dell technician will not be impressed, I'm sure.

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Originally Posted by New_scooby_04
Doesn't do the monitor any favours either Swiss- mine has been opaque since I discovered the bewbies thread.

The Dell technician will not be impressed, I'm sure.

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especially if he is a window licker
Old 12 February 2008, 01:03 PM
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Originally Posted by SwissTony
especially if he is a window licker
It's good for what ales (sp?) you....Or so I keep telling the GF
Old 12 February 2008, 01:08 PM
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funnily enough I used the same reasoning when she had a sore throat

Plus she also knows that it is great for the skin, as a hair conditioner, instead of massage oils, lubricant, great for wall paste..ohh the list is endless
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Originally Posted by SwissTony
funnily enough I used the same reasoning when she had a sore throat

Plus she also knows that it is great for the skin, as a hair conditioner, instead of massage oils, lubricant, great for wall paste..ohh the list is endless
Population paste: is there anything it can't do??

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I hate to say it, but very good
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I have got an eye test next week! Hope they don't do that to me.

Good one Swiss

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Originally Posted by Leslie
I have got an eye test next week! Hope they don't do that to me.

Good one Swiss

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I suggest you print out the above eye chart test, resize it and then glue it to the inside of your glasses. That when when they test you, you can get a perfect score. You can of course substitute the above pic with ones of Mrs Leslie if you so wish, especially as it is Valentines Day tomorrow
Old 14 February 2008, 01:46 PM
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Originally Posted by SwissTony
leslie

I suggest you print out the above eye chart test, resize it and then glue it to the inside of your glasses. That when when they test you, you can get a perfect score. You can of course substitute the above pic with ones of Mrs Leslie if you so wish, especially as it is Valentines Day tomorrow
Now there is a thought. Trouble is I don't wear glasses anyway-yet! And I forgot to get her a card too, she said she was relieved that I didn't however

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My dad told me if you w*nk it'll stunt u=your growth and you'll go blind !

I said I'm over here shorty !
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Originally Posted by Leslie
Now there is a thought. Trouble is I don't wear glasses anyway-yet! And I forgot to get her a card too, she said she was relieved that I didn't however

Les
well if you think you need an eye test and have forgotten a Valentines card, then I suggest you pop into your local butchers, get a lovely lamb chop, pop back home and say that you thought it was Clintons Card shop, but since you couldnt see, it was all you could get. Its the thought that counts
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Is there a bigger version

I was just starting to enjoy that when it got all pixelated
Old 14 February 2008, 02:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Luminous
Is there a bigger version

I was just starting to enjoy that when it got all pixelated
look at your screen now and see if you can spot a mark in the middle, where you nose was pressed up against it
Old 14 February 2008, 02:37 PM
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lool keep it up ladz.. love it !
Old 15 February 2008, 04:59 PM
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Originally Posted by SwissTony
well if you think you need an eye test and have forgotten a Valentines card, then I suggest you pop into your local butchers, get a lovely lamb chop, pop back home and say that you thought it was Clintons Card shop, but since you couldnt see, it was all you could get. Its the thought that counts
If you knew Mrs Leslie, who is nobody's fool believe me, you would not have bothered to suggest that. You would have heard the horse laugh from here!

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Old 15 February 2008, 07:35 PM
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Originally Posted by pimmo2000
My dad told me if you w*nk it'll stunt u=your growth and you'll go blind !

I said I'm over here shorty !
Old 15 February 2008, 10:06 PM
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Lovely flaps, thanks !
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Originally Posted by J4CKO
Lovely flaps, thanks !
Using binoculars is cheating!
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