I'm really in a fix. I need to replace a laptop most urgently before people realise its gone....

Must be:-
Military grade
Heavily encrypted (I've just learned my lesson)
Theft proof
Waterproof (suitable for Navy use)
Also needs a suitable locking device so that I can leave it in the car while I go to the pub.
















Oh bugger, I think I've been rumbled.

 

There was a fella flogging one just like this down the pub last week, unfortunately it was second hand and had a load of data on it...

 

damn, if only I had known

I would have given him quite a lot for that. It would almost be worth my job, but not quite

 

lol excellent!

 

Shouldn't this be in Computer Related?

 

its not really computer related, it was meant as a joke

I fear that the title was too computer related to reel people in though. Either that or it was just not funny

 

Yay!!!


I caught one!

Sorry Lumi dude - i couldn't help but try

 

If I were you I would look over my shoulder There are bigger fish in this sea than either you or I



(ya bugger )

 

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I belive so as we do not have either a 'not learned from previous mistkes related' or 'no common sense related' forums

 

I wanna know who's looking after the codes for our nukes while gogsie's on his holiday to the great wall.

Hope he doesn't leave his case in his car overnight with the Chinese secret police around