Seems she has spent a lot of money on this one

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Not quite sure what she means by using the dog to round the kids up though

 

for 3k i hope it is bullet proof and stab proof and immune to poison- pro criminals will think nothing of dispatching it

 

Great thread title Sonic

 

LMAO. What a dumb bint, thats why we have a killer dog. Sounds like an invite to a potentiol crim to make her look silly.

 

Some say this will probably be the best partner she has ever had

 

Lets just hope it isnot an ex-drug squad dog as it could have a field day wandering around their place

 

3K is actually cheap if the dog is to do what it should.

 

Doh - it only answers to German commands.........

 

Ironically a good method of added security, David. The less people that know a dogs commands the better.

 

I used to own a German "speaking" GSD - you get some strange looks

 

Is it me or do her ***** look square in that picture?

 

Don't know, but I still would. Just the once mind.

 

Me too.. Imagine the STW she'd be able to give you with those chebs

 

You don't give up easily do you Tam

 

I'm assuming they're talking about Kerry

 

Less of the teeth perhaps


Actually ive rarely seen such weird shaped hooters- id be asking for my money back !

 

she's getting another one of the dogs.

Apparently they are actually German german shepherds as they are more aggressive than the uk versions. The commands are in german as apparently they could be classed as offensive weapons if they were spoken in english.

The current dog is actually trained so that only a few people can give certain commands, anyone else gives the command and they wont do anything, however the dogs have to be refreshed every few months.

 

It's all hype designed to get that fat tart back on the front page of Heat .... dangerous dogs, dogs attacking children.... then Kerry "Mum of the year" buys an attack dog and her sponging twonk of a husband says they'll use it to "round up their kids"

 

Howl Hitler: German who taught dog to give **** salute with its paw is jailed | the Daily Mail

Could this be the dog? Or did she not buy a cross-breed?

 

The should have trained it to understand scouse, 95% of the population would have been none the wise as to what she was saying to the dog

 

not quite true. They are friendly with a couple of photographers from the star, and at times when they are short of articles they contact them for little page fillers

I agree though she is a fat tart

 

 

The 27-year-old, who was held at knifepoint when her Cheshire home was burgled last year, will also use the dog to "round up" her three children, according to the Daily Star.

ffs do it in style like steven gerrard get the sas in

 

she cant afford it

 

No point doing that, 95% of criminals are scouse

 

Nice fun/air bags though

 

What uneducated pub talk tosh, it gets my goat when people waffle about something they plainly haven't got a clue about. What's worse is they believe what they hear and post on boards for everyone to see!!

So the dog used to live in Germany. German Bloodlines are in most of the UK residing dogs anyway. If we are splitting hairs then I've seen a picture of the said dog and it's a West German Shepherd by it's looks. An East German Shepherd as a rule has more drive and is harder to handle. Then we could go on to Czech GSD'S, more drive again and almost only for the experienced handler in most cases. So in actual fact they have themselves quite a sedate GSD, although still very capable of being trained very well and easier for a pair of numpties to ruin, I mean handle.

You say classed as offensive weapons if the commands were in English and not German!!! That's an 8 pinter!! You mean the dog was trained by a German speaking trainer, end of!

The dog would have been trained and maybe at most the new owners would have had a day maybe of 'hand over' time. Once the dog knows them and they know the commands then he'll work for them but it's by no means exclusive. As I've said on threads previously, the dog will need refreshing on anything that isn't part of daily life.

HTH.

 

Can it be trained to understand scouse - and chop out the odd line if they get too wasted?

 

She really needs to be carefull. One mispronounced word of command and the dog may invade Poland...

 

They've gone one better than that: the dog can actually ask you if you want your drive done cheap!

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