Was at a bit of a party on NYE, and as the bubbly flowed I got chatting to 1 of my friends there.

Anyhow completely out of the blue she turns round and says to me

"I've been talking to Andy (her BF) and a few others, and we have decided our mission for this year is to smarten you up and get you laid!!!"

FFS I've only been single 2 years! OK everytime they have seen me I've been in jeans and tshirt, so I'll give them that bit.

So rather drunkenly I agreed to go shopping with the girls.


Anyone else think I'm in over my head and should be worried???

 

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh dear !

Time to become VERY ill.

 

They've been watching too much Tranny and Susanna

 

It depends on the women and their taste in fashion.. Me being an old tart would like a bit of attention

I curretnly have then debating on if I'm better with my long locks or no hair


If they have no taste, and will make you look like a fool, then yes, it's time to do a sicky as when needed.

 

Uh Oh!

Don't let them tell you tank tops are 'Trendy in an ironic way'!

 

Be afraid, very afraid - you'll end up looking like some gay icon!

Pull a sickie, read a few Men's mags (not the kind you would read on your own) and spend some cash.


Nik

 

Simon, put some pictures up here and let us advise you

 

So you're 2 years without a ****?

 

After what this place did to porr Tweaky??!!!



No f'king chance

 

Now where did I say that??? I just said single.

 

Sorry Gay is the way for you now matey.

never let a women dress you, better still let one dress you then you will understand

 

Go shopping with the girls, what the heck.

Remember, 3 IS fun

 

You'll be in an Audi TT before you know it!

5t.

 

Simon, 1 of the girls must be after a bit of you. The plan here is working out which one..

If you can do that, without going shopping, your onto a winner.

As pointed out, buy a TT if they do take you shopping.

 

i was thinking the same

 

Just do them both, sorted then

 

That statement Simon is the one to take on board. Just chuck all your cards in. **** or bust.

 

That would be the wrong hole

 

Depends on your luck I suppose..

 

Either that or they think that your choice of clothes really is putting women off

 

I stuck my foot in it on new years eve, I asked my girlfriends mate when the baby was due " I had it on the 3rd of december" she replied Talk about wanting the ground to open up

 

Na, my reasoning is better.

 

Classic!

Lead balloon springs to mind.

 

you have seen " Queer eye for a straight guy "

 

well you have never been subtle, so your friends should know you

 

Simon, text OLDER to 82020 -- who cares what you're wearing

 

I would be worried, they want you to lose three stone, start a personal hygiene routine and ditch the stained jogging pants.

 

Gok Won to the rescue, as long as they take you in the bra and pants department while you're out with hemso you can pick stuff for them!

 

Two years without a ****, ANY holes a goal...

 

Again, where did I say that?? I didn't. However I think Scoobychick is right with their thinking.