Watching the Southampton v Liverpool game on Wednesday did anyone else hear the southampton fans singing "sit down pinochio" aimed at Thompson LMAO.

West Ham v Liverpool , West Ham fans to Liverpool fans
"Paulo Di Canio, You (pointing at the liverpool fans) Stole our car stereo"

Heard any other amusing ones??

disclaimer - this is not a pop at Liverpool supporters just a coincidence

 

...same tune sung by the 'appy 'ammers:

"We've got Di Canio....
you've got **** all-io..."

 

'You only sing when your fishing' to Grimsby

 

To the tune of that irritating DJ Otzi song...........

Heyyyyyyyyyyyy Lee Bowyer, Ooh Aah, I wanna knowwwwwwwwwwwwwww....
How you're not in jail!!!!!

Leeds Utd Vs NUFC

 

We p*ss on your fish
Yes we do
Yes we do

Would be the Mariners reply.

 

"Who let the Huns[1] out?".

Huns=Rangers

 

Who let the reds out?
Hou, Hou-lier!

FA Cup final Arsenal 1 Liverpool 2 :-)

Shame we're crap at the moment

 

Villa fans at 2-0 up last Sunday
"We're gonna win the Cup, we're gonna win the Cup...."
You know the rest!

 

Posh Spice Takes It Up The A . . . you know the rest

 

That's better. Thought I'd (ahem) spice it up a bit

 

An oldie but a goldie...

"Posh Spice is sl4pper, she wears a big fat jewel, and when she's sh4gging Beckham, she thinks of Harry Kewell etc... "

C'mon you Leeds !!!!!

(Mind you, we are sh4gged by injuries at the mo....Saturday could be tough !!)

John

 

This one always tickles me...

David May, superstar
Got more medals than Shearer.

 

Heres hoping so Jerry!!!

 

JERRY*...can we have Fowler back.......please.

 

At the Man Utd - Chelsea game in December when the attendance was announced.
We were getting stuffed 0-3, so when the crowd figure of around 67,000 was announced, the Chelsea fans all started singing "60,000 Muppets!".

(I've heard it since then from other away supporters, but it's not as funny when we're winning!)

 

Paulr, I answer on behalf of Leeds...

"no".

 

The "sit down pinochio" chant was first aired at anfield by man united fans early this season - still amusing. can't wait for the 22nd january

Every time united play newcastle "shearer turned you down", swiftly followed by "shearers' won fu*k all"

 

My all time Fave Man U chant, "he's here he's there he's every fu*king where Brian Mclair Brian Mclair" well has wasnt really was he, damn fine servant though
Kippax I'm backing your bunch of monkeys to beat Norwich today theyd better not dissapoint

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Numptie mentioned it once before, when Scotland's fattest ugliest ever keeper was diagnosed scitzo:

"Two Andy Gorams,
there's only two Andy Gorams"

And for Micheal's Mols / Jim Leighton fans:

"Mol's wife's a nympho
She really is too randy
and when she's sh4gging Michael
She thinks of Auld man Bandy"

 

alex, you there for the Liverpool game??? Dad's away so I've stolen his ticket North Stand Tier 2, you'll be able to hear me singing all round the stadium!!

 

Not recently, but when Steve Clarridge played for Portsmouth:

Posh Spice is a *****,
she takes it up the passage,
and when she's getting sh*gged,
she thinks of Stevie Clarridge.

Den

 

Munki, we play sunday like the RB's

 

From the Toon fans at Newcastle v Leeds yesterday:

We love you Cardiff we do

 

To Man Utd supporters, to the tune of "For he's a Jolly Good Fellow" (Happy Birthday):

Support your local team,
Support your local team,

You dirty glory hunters,
You dirty glory hunters,
You dirty glory hunterrrs,

Support your local team.

About B'ham City, when Trevor Franics was manager (not heard it since). Don't think tune is a known one.

There's a circus in the town, in the town,
Trevor Francis is a clown, is a clown,
And Karen Brady is a f*****g s**g OR AKB takes it up the a**e,
And the Blues are staying down, staying down.

There's a brilliant Villa song aimed at the Blues, but I don't know all the lyrics. Can any Villa fan help me? (if there is one). Song goes:

My old man said be a City fan,
And I said b******s, you're a c**t, you're a c**t.

We hate the Blues and we're gonna show it,
We hate the Blues and we f*****g know it.

???? ????? ?????, Alan McAnally,
They're the boys that gonna do us fine,

And if you support the Blues,
You're a Blue nose b*****d,
And you ain't no friend of mine,
(LOUD) All together now...

Doesn't look nice I know, but when you hear it, you can't help but smile and join in. Even made my old dear laugh when she heard it at the Villa vs Man Utd game.

Cheers,
Tom

 

You can't beat the Scousers for wit.

A few years ago now when Liverpool had just been allowed back into Europe following the Heysel ban the BBC bought the rights to all their European games. I can't remember who they played but I think they were French and they lost the first leg 2-0. The return leg was at Anfield and just before the game which was being broadcast live on BBC Jimmy Hill was asked if they had any chance. He went on a five minute diatribe about how they had no chance, too inexperienced, just back in Europe, 2-0 was a mountain to climb etc. etc.

Well Liverpool were inspirational that night and when the third goal went in midway through the second half to make it 3-2 on aggregate the Kop started chanting:-

Are you watching, are you watching, are you watching Jimmy Hill.

This was made all the more amazing by the fact that virtually none of them could have heard his TV comments as they were in the ground, but I guess news travels fast.

Excellent stuff and me a West Ham fan as well.

Regards,

tiggers

 

Soccer Am this Saturday, Wolves fans rendition of the Paint Your Wagon classic "I Was Born Under a Wanderers Scarf".

Some years back when Tommy Docherty was having a poke at the wife of the club (Man U?) physio's wife, recall Liverpool fans chanting:-

He shot
He c*me
All over Mary's bum
Tommy, Doc, Tommy Doc.

This was during some match or other televised live on Granada in the early (rare) days of live football on TV.