VBH
May 8, 2007 | 02:06 PM
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VBH
My neighbour is selling his BMW Z3M and Vicki Butler Henderson turned up on Saturday morning to have a look at it.
And where was I? Down feckin Sainsburys with the wife.
Damn and blast
May 8, 2007 | 02:07 PM
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From: Never do names esp. Joey, spaz or Mong
I'd be a bit miffed if women kept coming to view my car
May 8, 2007 | 02:10 PM
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From: God's promised land
Where were you selling it, Whipsnade?
May 8, 2007 | 02:15 PM
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Scooby Snacks 23
My neighbour is selling his BMW Z3M and Vicki Butler Henderson turned up on Saturday morning to have a look at it.
And where was I? Down feckin Sainsburys with the wife.
Damn and blast
Would you really want her taking your car for a test drive? Guarenteed to be sideways straight off the drive and returned with no rear tires left
May 8, 2007 | 02:18 PM
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From: Yorkshire
May 8, 2007 | 07:36 PM
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From: GC8 Enthusiast - Scumball3000 Team 69
Hark at you all, like youd turn down Vicki Vutler-Henderson!
May 8, 2007 | 07:44 PM
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From: Disco, Disco!
More than anything it is her laugh - i could slap her till my hand falls off when she laughs!
May 8, 2007 | 07:48 PM
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From: Dorset
Just ball gag her
May 8, 2007 | 07:49 PM
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You lot are awful, she's not bad looking, seems like fun and loves cars, I suppose you would rather have some miserable trophy girlfriend instead.
May 8, 2007 | 07:53 PM
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From: gravesend, kent
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J4CKO
You lot are awful, she's not bad looking, seems like fun and loves cars, I suppose you would rather have some miserable trophy girlfriend instead.
couldn't agree more
can think of alot worse!!
wouldn't let her drive my car though
May 8, 2007 | 09:20 PM
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From: riding the crest of a wave ...
A ride for a ride
May 8, 2007 | 09:35 PM
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I find her incredibly sexy. Would love to, over and over again.
May 8, 2007 | 10:11 PM
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J4CKO
You lot are awful, she's not bad looking, seems like fun and loves cars, I suppose you would rather have some miserable trophy girlfriend instead.
Didn't you realise, the blokes that post on here are male models and have their pick of the ladies
Personally, given the chance it'd be rude not to.
May 8, 2007 | 10:13 PM
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From: Preston, Lancs.
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Personally, given the chance it'd be rude not to.
Ding!
John.
May 8, 2007 | 10:14 PM
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From: Somewhere in Kent, sniffing some V-Power
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Swen6
Didn't you realise, the blokes that post on here are male models and have their pick of the ladies
Personally, given the chance it'd be rude not to.
Here here!
Although if she started making engine noises in the bedroom, I'd have to have words!
May 8, 2007 | 10:20 PM
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Here here!
Although if she started making engine noises in the bedroom, I'd have to have words!
If she's making engine noises when your at it then your not doing something right
May 8, 2007 | 10:32 PM
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From: Somewhere in Kent, sniffing some V-Power
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MrRA
If she's making engine noises when your at it then your not doing something right
I dissagree, I think i'd be doing something very right!
May 8, 2007 | 10:38 PM
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From: Nottm
May 8, 2007 | 10:41 PM
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From: Hemel Hempstead
May 8, 2007 | 10:46 PM
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J4CKO
You lot are awful, she's not bad looking, seems like fun and loves cars, I suppose you would rather have some miserable trophy girlfriend instead.
Well said to all the Adonis's here!!!
My missus loves going sideways at 120mph - that is WAY more sexy than organic 'dont touch me' eyliner and expensive tastes in anything other than [tyre] rubber
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May 8, 2007 | 11:18 PM
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chrispurvis100
Although if she started making engine noises in the bedroom, I'd have to have words!
May 9, 2007 | 01:30 AM
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Not one bit interested in bedding her. However if she turned up on the doorstep, I have three words to say to her...
Kart track, NOW!
Then I can confirm my suspicions on her driving ability(!?)
May 9, 2007 | 02:55 AM
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From: Doncaster, S. Yorks.
her mouths quite big isnt it?
May 9, 2007 | 08:48 AM
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From: Yorkshire
She's a chunky munter. Get some standards fellas
May 9, 2007 | 10:39 AM
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From: Hampshire
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STi wanna Subaru
She's a chunky munter. Get some standards fellas
Harsh yet I believe incredibly fair
May 9, 2007 | 10:42 AM
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From: Cheltenham
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STi wanna Subaru
She's a chunky munter. Get some standards fellas
a little harsh
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May 9, 2007 | 10:44 AM
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Shes a chunky munter with husky voice and goes like a rabbit
May 9, 2007 | 10:46 AM
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Wonder if she squeals like that in the bedroon, not just in a car
May 9, 2007 | 11:13 AM
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What goes on at your branch of Sainsbury's then? Never noticed them doing what you describe before!
Les
May 9, 2007 | 11:39 AM
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From: Never do names esp. Joey, spaz or Mong
I must remember to show my miserable trophy girlfriend this thread