JOTD
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Little Johnny was at school this morning and the teacher asked all
the children what their fathers did for a living.
All the typical answers came out, fireman, policeman, salesman,
chippy, captain of industry etc, but little Johnny was being
uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his
father.
"My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his
clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really
good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them
sleep with him."
The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took
little Johnny aside to ask him if that was really true.
"No" said little Johnny, "He plays cricket for England but I was
just too embarrassed to say."
the children what their fathers did for a living.
All the typical answers came out, fireman, policeman, salesman,
chippy, captain of industry etc, but little Johnny was being
uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his
father.
"My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his
clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really
good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them
sleep with him."
The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took
little Johnny aside to ask him if that was really true.
"No" said little Johnny, "He plays cricket for England but I was
just too embarrassed to say."
