She reverses into my car and dents both of them, but in typical bird logic, she says that it's all my fault for adjusting the mirrors on her car last time I drove it and she couldn't see out of them properly.



Andy

 

So she didn't think of adjusting them so she could see in them DOH

 

having a good week then fuzz

 

sorry but what a dumb bitch...she obviously knows its her fault but is to embarrassed and has to much pride to own up to fking up lol

or does she know that if she puts her hands up and says its her fault will you rip her for the nxt few months lol

 

Just agree with her it's easier.

 

Good job it wasn't the scoob anyway, or I would have gone a little "chicken oriental".

I managed not to hit anything when I got in it and drove it...
Ah yes, that's because I adjusted the mirrors first !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Andy

 

The male of the species is so superior

 

The female is more deadly however.....

 

Yeah...but we're rubbish at reversing

 

But 'the female of the species is more deadly than the male' now who sung that since it's now stuck in my head?

 

who sung it is irrelevant just remember its true *evil twisted smug face*

 

Hi Tam, Space it was.

 

Space...

brought to fame by Austin Powers I believe


Andy

 

You can't be good at everything.

 

JUst occasionally, being able to reverse, helps

 

Cheers, that was starting to bug me

 

the only trouble i have with driving is making men see that yes I am STATIONARY at a set of RED traffic lights and that yes, if you dont take your foot off the fooken accelerator and put it on the brake pedal instead YES YOU WILL CRASH INTO ME


(... and breathe... and relax...)

 

it depends if you're trying to reverse into, or onto something. Wimmins are usually quite good at the latter

 

 

Have you never reversed onto a bloke then brum.

wakey wakey..

Andy

 

Im obviously far too innocent for all this filth and each time you're close at hand

 

 

Beep, beep.. "This woman is reversing" beep, beep...


Something's close to my hand.


Andy

 

 

stupid excuse.

trying to twist it around the other way... should of been nothing but apologies from the silly cow

what is it with women these days?

 

didn't mean to insult your misses by the way Fuzz - just incredible.

 

Don't worry, I've already insulted her myself.
Perhaps I should have assaulted her.


but it's not me missus anyway.

Andy

 

seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee its not just me that you deliberately misled

p.s. are you taking your mam to the maldives

 

Yup, Crimbo present.

All she does is moan about what to do with the cats.

 

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

I mean ahem thats a very kind thing to do I'll have the cats, saves feeding mine for a week or so