Is there anyone out there?
Warning Of Alien Attack
We will definitly need ID cards and higher taxes now....
Warning Of Alien Attack
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Nick Pope said the department that formally investigated UFO sightings had closed down, meaning unexplained phenomena were not being probed.
Mr Pope, who ran the Ministry of Defence UFO project from 1991 to 1994, said there had been a series of "highly credible" alien sightings and landings in the UK.
"The consequences of getting this one wrong could be huge," he said.
"If you reported a UFO sighting now, I am absolutely sure that you would just get back a standard letter telling you not to worry.
"Frankly we are wide open - if something does not behave like a conventional aircraft now, it will be ignored.
"The X-Files have been closed down."
There we have it then, we've been moaning about the muslims and polish when all along it's been the aliens that cause the biggest terror threat..Originally Posted by Sky News
The Earth is wide open to alien attack, a former Government advisor has warned.Nick Pope said the department that formally investigated UFO sightings had closed down, meaning unexplained phenomena were not being probed.
Mr Pope, who ran the Ministry of Defence UFO project from 1991 to 1994, said there had been a series of "highly credible" alien sightings and landings in the UK.
"The consequences of getting this one wrong could be huge," he said.
"If you reported a UFO sighting now, I am absolutely sure that you would just get back a standard letter telling you not to worry.
"Frankly we are wide open - if something does not behave like a conventional aircraft now, it will be ignored.
"The X-Files have been closed down."
We will definitly need ID cards and higher taxes now....
Scooby Regular
They are already here and washing cars 
Scooby Regular
If aliens are here then we stand no chance because they'll be in possession of technology we don't even know about. Fair play to them.
Scooby Regular
It'll just be like the darkies, as long as they live in my coalshed and don't eat my kids, you'll soon get used to them 
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i bet they cant get the new PS3 Originally Posted by KiwiGTI
If aliens are here then we stand no chance because they'll be in possession of technology we don't even know about. Fair play to them.
R.I.P.
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Originally Posted by lightning101
It'll just be like the darkies, as long as they live in my coalshed and don't eat my kids, you'll soon get used to them
SN Fairy Godmother
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No idea, they are Aliens Originally Posted by Tam the bam
How the **** do the reach the roof
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they might be very tall, you cant tell Originally Posted by Tam the bam
How the **** do the reach the roof
R.I.P.
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Good point actually Originally Posted by sarasquares
they might be very tall, you cant tell
They just looked small to me 
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what, like you did earlier? Originally Posted by 84of300
Talk about a joke falling flat, I don't know
SN Fairy Godmother
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Oi, leave my big foot out of it Originally Posted by sarasquares
what, like you did earlier?
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Originally Posted by 84of300
Oi, leave my big foot out of it
You seem to be falling a lot of late Lesley
I thought it was only Sara who succumbed to such calamities!
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I thought it was only Sara who succumbed to such calamities!
its catching Originally Posted by Einstein RA
You seem to be falling a lot of late Lesley I thought it was only Sara who succumbed to such calamities!
SN Fairy Godmother
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I thought it was only Sara who succumbed to such calamities!
Ahh, the other was self inflicted, trying to get a snazzy pic of the car. Originally Posted by Einstein RA
You seem to be falling a lot of late Lesley I thought it was only Sara who succumbed to such calamities!
This was being in a rush as usual and not really looking where one was placing ones plate
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This was being in a rush as usual and not really looking where one was placing ones plate
i hate falling over cos the palms of your hands alway get itOriginally Posted by 84of300
Ahh, the other was self inflicted, trying to get a snazzy pic of the car. This was being in a rush as usual and not really looking where one was placing ones plate
i'l tell you what scares the pants off methough, getting onto a 'down' escelator
SN Fairy Godmother
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i'l tell you what scares the pants off methough, getting onto a 'down' escelator
Originally Posted by sarasquares
i hate falling over cos the palms of your hands alway get iti'l tell you what scares the pants off methough, getting onto a 'down' escelator
I can imagine why
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This was being in a rush as usual and not really looking where one was placing ones plate
Originally Posted by 84of300
Ahh, the other was self inflicted, trying to get a snazzy pic of the car. This was being in a rush as usual and not really looking where one was placing ones plate
More haste less speed.
SN Fairy Godmother
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And sausage toes Originally Posted by Einstein RA
More haste less speed.
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i'l tell you what scares the pants off methough, getting onto a 'down' escelator
Originally Posted by sarasquares
i hate falling over cos the palms of your hands alway get iti'l tell you what scares the pants off methough, getting onto a 'down' escelator
Fancy a shopping trip Sara? I know a fantastic shopping centre with fandabydozy bargains..........
i might pass on that maz 
i imagine that you get sucked into the stairs and chewed up
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I can imagine why
and getting a heel stuck in the grooved steps is scarey as well Originally Posted by 84of300
I can imagine why
i imagine that you get sucked into the stairs and chewed up
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your telling porkies Originally Posted by 84of300
And sausage toes
SN Fairy Godmother
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Hacktually, it's not so bad now. It's either the wine or Alien forces Originally Posted by sarasquares
your telling porkies
