Forget the immigrants! its the aliens we need to worry about!
10 November 2006, 05:55 PM
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Forget the immigrants! its the aliens we need to worry about!
Is there anyone out there?
Warning Of Alien Attack
There we have it then, we've been moaning about the muslims and polish when all along it's been the aliens that cause the biggest terror threat..
We will definitly need ID cards and higher taxes now....
Warning Of Alien Attack
Originally Posted by Sky News
The Earth is wide open to alien attack, a former Government advisor has warned.
Nick Pope said the department that formally investigated UFO sightings had closed down, meaning unexplained phenomena were not being probed.
Mr Pope, who ran the Ministry of Defence UFO project from 1991 to 1994, said there had been a series of "highly credible" alien sightings and landings in the UK.
"The consequences of getting this one wrong could be huge," he said.
"If you reported a UFO sighting now, I am absolutely sure that you would just get back a standard letter telling you not to worry.
"Frankly we are wide open - if something does not behave like a conventional aircraft now, it will be ignored.
"The X-Files have been closed down."
Nick Pope said the department that formally investigated UFO sightings had closed down, meaning unexplained phenomena were not being probed.
Mr Pope, who ran the Ministry of Defence UFO project from 1991 to 1994, said there had been a series of "highly credible" alien sightings and landings in the UK.
"The consequences of getting this one wrong could be huge," he said.
"If you reported a UFO sighting now, I am absolutely sure that you would just get back a standard letter telling you not to worry.
"Frankly we are wide open - if something does not behave like a conventional aircraft now, it will be ignored.
"The X-Files have been closed down."
We will definitly need ID cards and higher taxes now....
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10 November 2006, 10:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Einstein RA
You seem to be falling a lot of late Lesley
I thought it was only Sara who succumbed to such calamities!
I thought it was only Sara who succumbed to such calamities!
This was being in a rush as usual and not really looking where one was placing ones plate
10 November 2006, 10:32 PM
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Originally Posted by 84of300
Ahh, the other was self inflicted, trying to get a snazzy pic of the car.
This was being in a rush as usual and not really looking where one was placing ones plate
This was being in a rush as usual and not really looking where one was placing ones plate
i'l tell you what scares the pants off methough, getting onto a 'down' escelator
10 November 2006, 10:33 PM
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Originally Posted by sarasquares
i hate falling over cos the palms of your hands alway get it
i'l tell you what scares the pants off methough, getting onto a 'down' escelator
i'l tell you what scares the pants off methough, getting onto a 'down' escelator
I can imagine why
10 November 2006, 10:34 PM
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Originally Posted by sarasquares
i hate falling over cos the palms of your hands alway get it
i'l tell you what scares the pants off methough, getting onto a 'down' escelator
i'l tell you what scares the pants off methough, getting onto a 'down' escelator
Fancy a shopping trip Sara? I know a fantastic shopping centre with fandabydozy bargains..........
