SwissTony's Saturday Funnies (early)
Oct 20, 2006 | 07:11 PM
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SwissTony's Saturday Funnies (early)
I normally post a saturday funny for you lot (been getting to be a bit of a habit now
), but am out on the lash tonight and doubt I will be a)able to type or even see the computer in the morning and b)may get lucky in which case, posting will be low down on my list
so here are your two funnies early ..enjoy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7ToGJlj2lM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yo8czulfnE4
Oct 20, 2006 | 07:16 PM
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Cheers Tony, it put a smile on my face
Oct 20, 2006 | 07:29 PM
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From: York Scoobs. . . . Onwards & Upwards
Oct 21, 2006 | 01:40 PM
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From: Kent
Enjoyed those
keep posting them
Oct 21, 2006 | 05:54 PM
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From: Arborfield, Berkshire
Haha liked the 2nd one. Should have left a floater
Simon
Oct 21, 2006 | 07:11 PM
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*back now *
glad you liked them
Oct 21, 2006 | 08:03 PM
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very good
Oct 21, 2006 | 08:07 PM
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From: Yorkshire.
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very good
Are you safe to be around? No more tales of calamity I hope.
Oct 21, 2006 | 08:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Einstein RA
Are you safe to be around? No more tales of calamity I hope.
I'm getting dwunk, so no not safe to be around
Have you missed me
Oct 21, 2006 | 08:10 PM
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From: Yorkshire.
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I'm getting dwunk, so no not safe to be around
Have you missed me
Yes I have. what's your preferred poison tonight then?
Oct 21, 2006 | 08:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Einstein RA
Yes I have. what's your preferred poison tonight then?
Well last night I was a
sophisticated woman drinking red wine
, tonight I am being a chav and drinking WKD
Oct 21, 2006 | 08:15 PM
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From: Yorkshire.
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Originally Posted by ScoobLou
Well last night I was a
sophisticated woman drinking red wine
, tonight I am being a chav and drinking WKD
Is it the 'blue ****' that my work colleague Jackie calls it?
Oct 21, 2006 | 08:16 PM
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Is it the 'blue ****' that my work colleague Jackie calls it?
That be the one, then when I've finished them I have some watermelon breezers to get through, the excitement is killing me
Oct 21, 2006 | 08:26 PM
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From: Yorkshire.
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Originally Posted by ScoobLou
That be the one, then when I've finished them I have some watermelon breezers to get through, the excitement is killing me
Just about inebriated enough to be taken advantage of hmmm?
Oct 21, 2006 | 08:28 PM
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Just about inebriated enough to be taken advantage of hmmm?
Not yet, probably about 11.30 pm and you will be gone by then, doing your nappy fetish
Oct 21, 2006 | 08:31 PM
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Originally Posted by ScoobLou
Not yet, probably about 11.30 pm and you will be gone by then, doing your nappy fetish
That's got the juices flowing already, I'm all fired up now!
Oct 21, 2006 | 08:36 PM
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That's got the juices flowing already, I'm all fired up now!
Nope I can't type what I want too, this is a family forum
Oct 21, 2006 | 08:37 PM
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From: Yorkshire.
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Nope I can't type what I want too, this is a family forum
Innuendo and puns are at your disposal not to mention metaphors!
Oct 21, 2006 | 08:40 PM
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Innuendo and puns are at your disposal not to mention metaphors!
You using complicated words again
Oct 21, 2006 | 08:43 PM
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From: Yorkshire.
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You using complicated words again
I'm suffering from verbal diarrhoea again. Forgive me it's an affliction I've long had. Where were we..? Ah yes you were saying...........
Oct 21, 2006 | 08:45 PM
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From: In a house
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I'm suffering from verbal diarrhoea again. Forgive me it's an affliction I've long had. Where were we..? Ah yes you were saying...........
You gonna get me in trouble with Tony, look what you've done to his thread
Oct 21, 2006 | 08:47 PM
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From: Yorkshire.
It's okay I'm sure Tony won't mind.
Oct 21, 2006 | 08:49 PM
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It's okay I'm sure Tony won't mind.
what gives you that idea
Oct 21, 2006 | 08:51 PM
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See you in trouble now
Oct 21, 2006 | 08:52 PM
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From: *R.I.P Heccers.. its been a blast!
Oct 21, 2006 | 08:52 PM
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From: Yorkshire.
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Originally Posted by SwissTony
what gives you that idea
Ummmm aaaah errrrr. It was her! It was Lou she led me astray she did!!
Oct 21, 2006 | 08:54 PM
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Originally Posted by hectic
Little hectic
Oct 21, 2006 | 08:55 PM
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From: Yorkshire.
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From: *R.I.P Heccers.. its been a blast!
cant type too much tonight. got laring ... laryn... a sore throat
Oct 21, 2006 | 08:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Einstein RA
Ummmm aaaah errrrr. It was her! It was Lou she led me astray she did!!
I did no such thing.
SwissTony's Saturday Funnies (early)
), but am out on the lash tonight and doubt I will be a)able to type or even see the computer in the morning and b)may get lucky in which case, posting will be low down on my list 
glad you liked them 
