I was on another forum before taking the biscuit and decided to type like a mad russian scientist as follows:

HALLO! I VEEEL BEAT YOU ALL OOO HA HA HA HAAAAAAA. NURRZEENG VEEEL STURP MEEEEEE! OOO HA HA HA HAAAAAAA!

It got me thinking, in a community as large as SN, would we all understand each other if we really did type in the same way as our accents sound?

I come from St Helens, land of the gods and also Jonny Vegas, so if I was to type in my accent, it would be something like:

Ey up ****. Ow's eet goin? Arm off down' shops fer ' perper 'n' a lorrrrf a bread in a whyil, will thee want for owt?
We'll nip fer pint down me lorrrcal after, if ya fanca fettling some lasses?

etc

 

You make more sense as a mad russian IMO..........

 

Too many Jocks on here for any or that mullarkey!

 

You liar, you are a fake, an imposter, you are NOT from St Helens at all........
















.....you never mentioned Pimbletts

 

Hmm pies... Pies with meat n perterter in the miggil

 

Although I am on the other side of the Pennines, up the Saints!! Awesome display against Huddersfield

 

That reminds me, I called into the shop on the way home from work, and there was a girl outside crying, so I asked her 'what you crying for ****?' and she said yes !!!

 

Abdabz NEVER makes any sense





At least I don't sound local, even though I now live in St Helens

Einstein, I followed Saints when I was in my early teens I started off with good taste

 

Which rapidly diminished? I've been a fan for years since the days of Bobby Goulding and Tommy Martyn.

 

Ooooh, Bobby Goulding Those thighs........*swoon*

It didn't diminish , I just kind of lost touch with League when it wasn't televised and only on sky And I was working a lot then too, but they have always been my team

Went to 2 matches at Wigan, played against Widnes and Salford, Saints beat them both Were awesome days out, I really enjoyed it and I ran down after the match and patted Bobby on the shoulder

 

Keiron's were better even then! I.e more muscular and bigger I hasten to add.

 

MR Cunningham? I do agree

Danny Arnold was a newcomer when I went to watch, he was good too

I need to get back into it really, I really enjoy it and I'm not too far from the staduim now

 

Yes he was the top scorer or second top to Paul Newlove one season Hey we're talking about something other than animals!

 

St. Helens is right in the Axis of Evil, along with Wigan, Wire and Widnes.

And why don't you set of barstards have an apostrophe in your name? Sheer laziness and illiteracy.

 

I must be showing my age now, last time I watched Saints was when Harry Pinner and Billy Benion were playing

Billy & Harry lived about 2 streets away from where I used to live too

 

Nay Bubba a lot of my local lads are playing in that team. Things are still pretty dire at Cas huh

 

Wrong side of the mountains, sorry.

 

St Helen's better Bubba?

Wigan'
Wire'
Widne's
Leed's

Don't quite sound right, or look right

I don't like Newlove, not worth the money, hardly did owt ! His dad was better

 

Eww you're all notherners... my estimations of you have gone rapidly down hilll

 

Disagree half a million he may have cost but he did have a good sidestep and knew where the try line was.

 

Come join us you might like it?!

 

No thanks.. I'm Southern through and through.. I'll never defect to the 'dark side'

 

Hmm, he did know how to do it, just didn't always come up with the goods.

Right big head too

Bobby was the best

I lurrve Rugby

 

So do I! Ah Bobby Goulding brash and a loudmouth he was but an absolute genius too.

 

The allure of the dark side is strong Anna resistance is futile you will be assimilated.

 

Don't tar us all with the same brush as ERA... I myself am fair-skinned.

 

Is it cos I is black?!

 

talking of assimilation, apparently they are doing a new Star Trek movie, but focused on young kirk, talk of Matt Damon playing the part, something about needing someone who can't act to follow in Shatners footsteps

 

Was a good captain, good at getting the team gee'd up

Hunt was another good player too


(Don't know any of the new players........Oh the shame )

 

. Branson tried to get Shatner now aged seventy five! To go up in his recreational space jaunts but the man who boldly went where no man had gone before declined.