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30 June 2006, 09:05 AM
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Friday Fun!
Just got this via email
Q: What Are The Small Bumps Around A Woman's Nipples For?
A: Its Braille For "Suck Here".
Q: Why Did God Give Men Penises?
A: So They'd Have At Least One Way To Shut A Woman Up.
Q: What Is An Australian Kiss?
A: It Is The Same As A French Kiss, But Only Down Under.
Q: What Do You Do With 365 Used Condoms?
A: Melt Them Down, Make A Tire, And Call It A Goodyear.
Q: Why Can't You Trust A Woman?
A: How Can You Trust Something That Bleeds For Five Days And Doesn't
Die?
Q: Why Are Hurricanes Normally Named After Women?
A: When They Come They're Wild And Wet, But When They Go They Take Your
House And Car With Them.
Q: What's The Speed Limit Of Sex?
A: 68; At 69 You Have To Turn Around.
Q: Why Do Girls Rub Their Eyes When They Get Up In The Morning?
A: They Don't Have ***** To Scratch.
Q: What Are The Small Bumps Around A Woman's Nipples For?
A: Its Braille For "Suck Here".
Q: Why Did God Give Men Penises?
A: So They'd Have At Least One Way To Shut A Woman Up.
Q: What Is An Australian Kiss?
A: It Is The Same As A French Kiss, But Only Down Under.
Q: What Do You Do With 365 Used Condoms?
A: Melt Them Down, Make A Tire, And Call It A Goodyear.
Q: Why Can't You Trust A Woman?
A: How Can You Trust Something That Bleeds For Five Days And Doesn't
Die?
Q: Why Are Hurricanes Normally Named After Women?
A: When They Come They're Wild And Wet, But When They Go They Take Your
House And Car With Them.
Q: What's The Speed Limit Of Sex?
A: 68; At 69 You Have To Turn Around.
Q: Why Do Girls Rub Their Eyes When They Get Up In The Morning?
A: They Don't Have ***** To Scratch.
30 June 2006, 11:15 AM
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Originally Posted by RMA26
Q: What Do You Do With 365 Used Condoms?
A: Melt Them Down, Make A Tire, And Call It A Goodyear
A: Melt Them Down, Make A Tire, And Call It A Goodyear
Especially this one
30 June 2006, 11:57 AM
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Originally Posted by RMA26
Just got this via email
Q: Why Did God Give Men Penises?
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Q: Why Did God Give Men Penises?
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* Shouldn't it be;
Why did God give men a *****?
Gave me a chuckle though!
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