As some of you know , due to work commitments I'm having to Sell My Car

I've recieved a few scammer emails which are the usual bad/broken English and for a bit of fun, thought it would be good to respond or wind up the scammer for as long as possible.

Heres the latest email ,and I'd like you lot to help come up with the responses, so let your imagination run wild


Hello,
it is a pleasure to reply to your advert, i will like to the availability and the condition of the item posted for sale and may be it is forsale,and it best offer as in the best price mode of payment will be Certified Cheque.looking forward to your response
asap.
thanks have a nice day
Tonny

 

That's one of the worst i've seen, that's not just broken english it's just jiberish.

 

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