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Old 04 July 2005, 06:28 PM
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Thumbs down Today i tried to report a car for out of date tax

what a **** on that was

and what a waste of time
sumbody dumped a car at the end of the carwash for a few hours while they disapeared onto the industrial estate next door

it was blocking the exit and all the customers had to swerve to avoid it
fecking numpty
it was blatently being parked out of the way of the road so nobody could see it

it was parked up while nobody was looking so we did not see it happen
window was left open, there was an apple in the centre console, had planned to ram the apple up the exhaust pipe but thought better of it!

spotted an out of date tax disc so i figured i would be a good citizen and have this ****ebox took away legally, no it does not work like that

rang local police, not intrested, ring the dvla, rang dvla, put in a massive phone que
get through to a human after about 10 mins, explain the situation, cant do anything unless its parked there regular

gave him the reg, apperntly this car allready has had a fine or sumthing so they cant do much?
but they will try to send and officer around to the house to check its not being used on the road ?

WTF was the point?
should have rammed the apple right up the exhaust in the first place
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Originally Posted by StickyMicky
what a **** on that was

and what a waste of time
sumbody dumped a car at the end of the carwash for a few hours while they disapeared onto the industrial estate next door

it was blocking the exit and all the customers had to swerve to avoid it
fecking numpty

it was parked up while nobody was looking so we did not see it happen
window was left open, there was an apple in the centre console, had planned to ram the apple up the exhaust pipe but thought better of it!

spotted an out of date tax disc so i figured i would be a good citizen and have this ****ebox took away legally, no it does not work like that

rang local police, not intrested, ring the dvla, rang dvla, put in a massive phone que
get through to a human after about 10 mins, explain the situation, cant do anything unless its parked there regular

gave him the reg, apperntly this car allready has had a fine or sumthing so they cant do much?
but they will try to send and officer around to the house to check its not being used on the road ?

WTF was the point?
should have rammed the apple right up the exhaust in the first place

snot your day today is it
Old 04 July 2005, 06:30 PM
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ive had better
Old 04 July 2005, 06:34 PM
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it sounds like you get very bored at work
i might come down for a car wash
Old 04 July 2005, 06:36 PM
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Apple up the exhaust, and a washed interior (well lots of water on the drivers seat) could have proved amusing
Old 04 July 2005, 06:40 PM
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Originally Posted by sarasquares
it sounds like you get very bored at work
i might come down for a car wash
i think you would have to "come up"

i do get bored sumtimes tbh
Old 04 July 2005, 06:54 PM
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cant ake the car off him sir its his right innit!!


welcome to lawless britain... unless you are a taxed car owner, then your nl,s bitch!!!


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Old 04 July 2005, 06:56 PM
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i thought they had adverts where they can just come and pick the thing up and crush it????
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load of ****

apples all the way for me now lol
Old 04 July 2005, 07:01 PM
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Originally Posted by StickyMicky
i think you would have to "come up"

i do get bored sumtimes tbh

up or down, the choice is yours
Old 04 July 2005, 07:18 PM
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If it was left unlocked. Then handbrake off, push it into the road so it blocks traffic. Phone Police to tell them theres a car abandoned inthe middle ofthe road and you just saw 4 blokes running away with hoods on.

jobs a agood un
Old 04 July 2005, 07:23 PM
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Start keeping apples at work for future use

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So I suppose this: http://www.dvla.gov.uk/public/unlic_..._online_dg.htm

And the associated add campaign and dedicated anonymous freephone helpline is a total waste of tax payer's money then
Old 04 July 2005, 08:04 PM
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sara squares are you fit cos im gagging for a bit of fun?????????
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you wont be interested mate, she goes all night.
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oh well a man can have dreams
im like a rollercoaster
a 2 minute ride then you feel sick
Old 04 July 2005, 08:21 PM
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Originally Posted by EXSCOOBY
oh well a man can have dreams
im like a rollercoaster
a 2 minute mix then you feel sick
I'm not saying anything......
[/thread hijack]
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Old 04 July 2005, 08:45 PM
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on that note
my top tune at the moment is
deep dish "flashing for money"
miles better than that happy hardcore toss
also on a commercial tip
pascal "run to you"
btw i will wear my **** as a hat if anyone else has that deep dish track
top of the tree baby!!!!!!!!!!
Old 04 July 2005, 10:30 PM
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Edit as i cant be assed with morons.
Arguing on the internet is like the special olympics- even if you win you are retarded.

Last edited by Freak; 06 July 2005 at 03:48 PM. Reason: retard
Old 05 July 2005, 04:37 AM
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freak your talking pish
the remix of the say hello track is all over the place i got 5 copies of it across cd , vinyl cdr acetate etc
the rare mix of say hello is the paul van dyk one (cd acetate) and there were exactly 20 copies of flashing for money promoed just for the main jocks apparently
if you want to talk rare the vinyl test press of loverush uk on perfecto
mark loverush has a copy (naturally) oakenfold has another and i have the third
there are 3 copies !!
Old 05 July 2005, 08:34 AM
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i have a 7" version of 2 unlimited "tribal dance"

put that in your pipe and smoke it

back to tax dodgers........
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Edit as i cant be assed with morons.
Arguing on the internet is like the special olympics- even if you win you are retarded.
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Old 05 July 2005, 11:16 AM
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Originally Posted by StickyMicky
but they will try to send and officer around to the house to check its not being used on the road ?
If it is not being used on the road how did it get from the house to the end of your car wash??? are these people stupid, incompetent or just thick????

Of course it is being used on the road!!! but saying that what difference does it make anyway? I thought all cars had to be taxed or SORN even if they are not on the road.
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Originally Posted by Freak
Anyway, back to micky...- should have stuck the hose in his window and filled the car up. after all- you do have that sign up saying 'cars on premises at owners risk' dont you
OHH YES
Old 06 July 2005, 06:26 AM
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hmmmm
so you are saying you have a vinyl of flashing for money freak?
if so i deffo call bollocks !!!!!!!!!
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Originally Posted by EXSCOOBY
hmmmm
so you are saying you have a vinyl of flashing for money freak?
if so i deffo talk bollocks !!!!!!!!!
well I weren't going to be the first to say it.....
astraboy
Old 06 July 2005, 10:55 AM
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Edit as i cant be assed with morons.
Arguing on the internet is like the special olympics- even if you win you are retarded.
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Old 06 July 2005, 02:08 PM
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well hyper didnt mail it power did
they had 20 copies on cd
i asked if you had a test press of it on vinyl thats all........
and i have forgotten things about vinyl records that you have yet to learn
if you have a copy of this on cdr cool good for you
(i doubt it , and i especially doubt you have 2 copies)
i wouldnt use unique as a distributor full stop and if you are thats really funny
heres a hint cough cough sale or return ..........
try mos music, or essential both offer sor if you move enough weight
i do so i get those terms
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astraboy or assboy as you shall now be called shhhhhhhh
the grownups are talking
this is real music not that silly happy hardcore plop you polute your ears with
Old 06 July 2005, 03:11 PM
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Edit as i cant be assed with morons.
Arguing on the internet is like the special olympics- even if you win you are retarded.

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