What a hell hole!!

Just returned from a week in Porlock, lovverlly, jubberrlly!!

Minehead is pleasant, Porlock is quaint, Lynmouth is grand, Dunster is Historic ..... Watchet is, well ..... we went there 12 years ago and it was a crap-hole ................................. its NOT CHANGED!!

Why do holes like that still hobble along from year to year? I was told that the harbour has been re-done so off we go to visit ..... hmmmmmm, yes maybe, but its now populated by the local drugged up youths

Stay Away!!!

Pete

 

Id heard that youd passed away Pete.....

 

Thats just wishful thinking Simon!!

Mind you, Watchet aint no heaven!!

Pete

 

Considering that you come from Stockton Pete; it must be an absolute ****e-hole for you to turn your nose up at it.....!

 

HEY!!!! Nowt wrong with Stockton-on-Tees young man!!

OK, it ain't no seaside beauty ...... but Redcar looks BRILLIANT when lined up alongside Watchet!! and if you anything, you'll know that Redcar isn't a Bournemouth!!

Pete

 

Either that or youre adopting soft southern ways; youll be drinking wine, eating muselli and talking about the value of your house next.....

 

Maybe I AM turning into a southern nambie pambie???

Oh, fukc, before you know it I will be debating Moisturising Creams with my Gold Wheel loving Gay mates

Oh BUGGER!!!!!

Injection of Testosterone needed NOW!!!!!!!

Pete

 

Another shandy over here for Pete please.....!

 

Stockton

I was there during the week its a nice place

 

And the Stockton-Darlington Railway which took the Rocket on its first run!

Pete

 

In honesty I havent been since 1989 but it was a ****e-hole then; certainly the town that I saw and the bit between there and the A19...

 

AHA!!!!

Well its all changed now ............. a right cosmopolitan town!!

I was there in the 50's and 60's and used to count the bikes and trollies dumped in the Tees ..... imagine my shock to hear that my mate goes ski-ing on the Tees now AND there is fish in the lower reaches

Good grief!!

Pete

 

Pete; I suspect that youre not that much older than me, considering that your brother in laws sister in law or somesuch is conducting Prince Charles's wedding ceremony..... she didnt look to be a deal over 40, if at all. 50's and 60's indeed.

 

No it isnt

Its still a dump only bit of nightlife is the rozzers lights at 11pm

 

I think she must be about 48, but that doesn't prove anything???? Lets say that; her husband is 60, my wife is 68 and I am 76 ......... so the 50's and 60's are quite easily correct!

Pete

 

The BEST places have NO nightlife!!

Who wants drunken to$$ers running around the streets?? NOT ME!!

Pete

 

Not when you have spent all week in a manky hotel all week pedro

ffs think about the tourism pedro

 

Pedro???

And who gives a flying fukc about someone who can only afford a mankie hotel room??

No thanks!! We don't want Chavs running around the streets, cheers all the same !

Pete

 

Pedro

I didnt pay for the manky hotel room

FFS Pedro have some respect, i had to stop a few of the guys from throwing **** balloons at you & your family as we drove past

 

Who the fukc did then??? Did you nick it??

I am amazed you stayed in one ........ certainly I expect only the best when I am away on business, but then - I am highly prized by my employers

You and your pi$$ Balloons, as you mention, are clearly thought of as such by your employers! I wonder why

Pete

 

the company did pedro

My meaning of "manky" hotel room is not flat screen TV & no fruit in my room

Your too old too work

 

Minehead pleasant with chavland Butlins on the edge of it, do me a favour

Porlock weir is very nice, |Lynmouth lovely, valley of the rocks ace, you should have taken a walk down to glenthorne beach, that would have killed you off

 

They must think of you 'REALLY' highly then

You and your 'ever-so-grown-up' pi$$ balloons

Pete

 

 

They are ALL locked away!!!!

AND, its Jesus week there this time of the year .... so, yes .... pleasant!

Pete

 

Technically, i actually live in Stockton.

It is a ****hole.

However, they do have a very nice shiny new road which enables you to get out of Stockton quicker, which is always a bonus in my eyes

 

No charvers in Stockton; Pete youre having a laugh! Have they all been put in an internment camp or something?

 

Anyway, we are talking Watchet ....... not Stockton!!

How the hell can you 'Technically' live somewhere??? Either you do or you don't!?

Pete

 

Come on ...... anyone on here live in Watchet??

Pete