Why does it put you in auto lazy mode?

 

Need to clean my car but just cant get off the sofa!

 

Car cleaned ready for the rain tomorow !

 

Not me

Dog walked by 8:30 - 3 miler.

Out with the lads mountain-biking - 22 miles.

Quick bowl of soup, watched Derby beat West Ham, washed the car and now watching WRC.

Later, I will be mainly easing the cork out of a bottle of red and undoing all previous good work.

Cheers
Les

 

I've been giving the local scenery a seeing to on my sherco



found a frickin' tree down since last week - had to get 'arborial' on it's ***



UB

 

I've only just got out of bed. :P

 

Just typical of a Tory voter ......... ruining the country for the rest of us!

I would love to see UBs face when I ram a nice branch into his front wheel as he speeds past when I am 'trying' to enjoying a peaceful country walk

Pete

 

pslewis ....... when is that speeding thing back on again? We have to have running commentary again i think,

 

Dosnt put me in lazy mode .......... mountain bike club ride day ......... struggle at my age but you have to do something to keep fit?

 

That was fun wasn't it?

Give us the heads up - whoever spots it first!

Pete

 

pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeease dont use words like ''heads up'' it so reminds me of the american women director at work ....... ''can we table something'' ,,,,we need to check the CQT before we can do TRG and SOL .......talk properly you daft bitch

 

New Labour townies such as you never go into the country side thankfully. The fresh air would props give you an asma attack anyway You lot still like to think you own it though!

However if you did, I would take extra measures to spin up the back wheel as I passed to give you a good face full of leaf mould.

 

Didn't know you did trials biking UB!

I passenger for (am adjustable ballast for ) a mate in a sporting trials car.

This sort of thing:

 

No, sorry ........... tried as I might, I simply cannot find the word ASMA ..

Wonder if you would like to try, ASTHMA?

You were educated under the TORIES weren't you!?

Pete

 

Just getting back into it. Next step, I get my ACU racing license and start competing.

They used to do hill climbs in cars where I practice - till the whining Lewis types put a stop to it. I've always fancied having a go at that too.

 

Check out Scrap Heap Challenge (on now C4)

Julian Fack (one of the top trials car drivers) is on it demonstrating how to do the hills in a trials car!

 

LOL - was just about to mention that.

 

What did you do this weekend?

"drove up a few hills in a tin bath with wheels and engine, with a fat bloke sat on my lap"

Bloody hell, you know how to live life to the full!!

PLEASE do NOT invite me to one of your parties - I don't think I could contain all the excitement

Pete

 

No worries there Pete.... no invitations will be forthcoming!

 

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

GOOD!!

Pete

 

What do Labour voters do of a Sunday then..... do please enlighten us.....

 

watch Eastenders omnibus I expect.

 

Up early - 2 hours fishing in the chalk stream ...... 4 trout for tonights tea.

Horse Riding around the fields and hedgerows with my daughter ......

Pop into town .. quick shop

Gym, Swim, Sauna, Steam and Jaccuzzi

Quick pint and chat with BodyBuilding mates

Walk dog over the Downs

Took the R/C Speedboat on the lake at dusk

Built a Bird Table (from a kit!) and popped it in the garden

Cooked Trout caught this morning and had as starter for Dinner

Settled down for Top Gear and to wind-up some sad loners on here

Would normally do more .... but its winter and I have to curtail myself

Pete

 

So if we remove the Labour spin we are left with:

"tell lies on scoobynet"

 

EH????



Pete

 

What area are you in? We tend to stick to the southwest but if we are at an event close-ish I may be able to arrange a blast up a hill for you!

Also, if you are in the Bristol area around November we (Bristol Motor Club) host an excellent woodland trial. We are always looking for marshalls etc!

 

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Please, Please, Please, Please Mister, Mister ....

Can I?

Can I?

Can I?

Can I?

pete

 

I think you might have burnt your bridges in that respect, Pete old chap!

 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

I yearn for a chance to stand in the mud and watch bathtubs trying to get up muddy hills!! Please, Please .......

my life will be incomplete without doing that ...... please mister ......

Am I imagining things or did I watch hill climbing on the TV (Grandstand) in the 1960s?? I'm sure I did??

Pete

 

pslewis fishing!!!! Doesn't he know that fishing is next on the banning list under his beloved TB?
They're starting with goldfish at fairs.