Depressing!

So what ya doing new years eve

Off up to the toon for me

 

Ive just eat a Cadbury's Cream Egg.....

How do you eat yours ?

There has just been an advert on the TV for a Christmas Hamper company for Christmas 2005......

 

pmsl that sounds about right!! i know factorys make easter eggs soon lmao

 

so how did the first jab go?

 

you dont want to know put it this way £20 down!

 

Excellent....

From Christmas.

To steroids.

In three posts.

 

could be flu jab

 

Christmas? How politically incorrect of you!! Dont you mean 'festive season'?....

Cant believe fecking Oxfam shops dont even put up decorations anymore incase it offends minorites

 

It took me ages to do my first one.

Kept building myself up, Im going to do it today....

Then finally I thought **** it, todays the day.

Got my gear out, put the vial in warm water like 'the man' said, got my barrel and put a Green pin on it, set out my swab, put a Blue pin by the side of it.

ALL SET.

So I ripped off the tin seal on the top of the vial, and inserted the needle into the oily mixture and drew up on the plunger...

OK, 2mls now in the barrel.

Swapped over the Green pin for the Blue.

Done.

Wiped my **** cheek with a steri-swab, positioned my self in front of the mirror so I could see what I was doing...

Here goes...

****......PAIN.......DARKNESS........FLASHING LIGHTS

OMG what happened then ?

The moral of the story is, dont use 2" pins and stab yourself in the sciatic nerve, because it hurts like ****, and its not big and its not clever.....

PS. Im big and tough, so I didnt really faint.

OK, So I did......

 

wasnt that, 1st dropped amp ,2nd couldnt draw the oil lol, 3rd couldnt get the green pin off 5 amps down nothing to show for it lol

 

I work in retail, our buying department was full of easter eggs a month ago...

 

Retail ?

I thought you worked for the MBNA.

Or was I not listening properly...

 

ouch. u have to REALLY go some to hit that. upper outer man... NOT inner and god knows why you'd go for a 23gx2"

mind u if all that happened was a bunch of pain and passing out, count yourself lucky. many who are clutsy enough to hit the sciatic end up paralized from the waist down for a good few hours

 

wait, so u didnt even inject in the end? or u did but just used up 5 amps in the process?

 

pmsl that'd be well bad, even i knew outter upper

 

both lol alot going on at the moment im not stable minded enough

 

You weren't listening properly. Worked as a temp for MBNA for a week last November