2 Mexicans have been lost in the desert for weeks. At death's door,

they see a tree in the distance. As they get nearer, they see that

it's draped with rasher upon rasher of bacon: smoked bacon, crispy

bacon, life-giving juicy bacon, all sorts of bacon.



"Hey, Pepe" says the first Mexican, "ees a bacon tree! We're saved!!"



So Pepe goes on ahead and runs up to the tree. As he gets to within

five feet, he's gunned down in a hail of bullets. His friend drops

down on the sand and calls across to the dying Pepe.



"Pepe!! Pepe!! Que pasa hombre?



With his last breath Pepe calls out,








"Ugh, run, amigo, run, ees not a bacon tree, ees a ham bush



Jason

 

I think you're telling porkies!!

Pete

 

LMAO

 

Own up then who read it and used a dodgy mexican accent???!!

Jason

 

 

Funniest joke on here for some time

 

guilty as charged.... (well a half spanish/half french combo, with a bit of essex thrown in)

BB

 

In the style of Gazza when he tried to speak Italian.

(His acceptance speech when he first joined Lazio)

 

That'd be me then

 

Just reminded me of Manuel in Fawlty. "why u keep pig een loft?" (or something like that)

 

LOL