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Old Jul 2, 2004 | 01:05 AM
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was arrested today for drug smuggling,

She bent over without any Knickers on and

exposed 50 kilo's of crack

Just got that today in a text meassage now where's that thread gone,

funniest text messages u received
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Old Jul 2, 2004 | 09:08 AM
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Originally Posted by Dazza01
was arrested today for drug smuggling,

She bent over without any Knickers on and

exposed 50 kilo's of crack

Just got that today in a text meassage now where's that thread gone,

funniest text messages u received

She's gross aint she. Stupid feminist bint. "I'm happy with my weight, I'm happy being me".

BOLLOX!! - She wakes up every morning and cries.
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Old Jul 2, 2004 | 09:10 AM
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"She wakes up every morning and cries"

it must be gutting for her to live so far from burgerking!
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Old Jul 2, 2004 | 09:13 AM
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The picture i saw of her in the paper earlier in the week was none too flattering, to say the least.
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Old Jul 2, 2004 | 09:15 AM
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The picture i saw of her in the paper earlier in the week was none too flattering, to say the least.
early death for her and i guess health problems prior to that. Her husband should have a word if he cares about her at all.
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Old Jul 2, 2004 | 09:16 AM
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She's one of these annoying "proud to be fat" *********.

Cream cake scoffing wench.
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Old Jul 2, 2004 | 09:24 AM
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She's one of these annoying "proud to be fat" *********.

Cream cake scoffing wench.
not subtle...............but I agree with you.
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Old Jul 2, 2004 | 09:27 AM
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Old Jul 2, 2004 | 09:29 AM
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Old Jul 2, 2004 | 09:59 AM
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Paddy buys a bath takes it back next day complaining water keeps running out. Manager asks did u buy a plug? Paddy says you ****, you never said it was electric....

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Old Jul 2, 2004 | 10:47 AM
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Originally Posted by Senior_AP
She's one of these annoying "proud to be fat" *********.

Cream cake scoffing wench.
So sad.
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Old Jul 2, 2004 | 11:02 AM
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So sad.
why? obesity will be a massive problem in this country in the coming years. It will burden the NHS.

As I said it was not a subtle way of putting it.
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Old Jul 2, 2004 | 11:08 AM
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it'd be nice and squidgy, though.

<looks on the bright side>

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Old Jul 2, 2004 | 11:10 AM
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Originally Posted by STi wanna Subaru
As I said it was not a subtle way of putting it.
Yes and the direct approach is almost seen as a crime nowadays which is why the country is like it is, full of doogooders that don't do any good.

Tell her like it is, she's fat, unnatractive and selfish and probably soon to be a drain on resources (unless she goes private).

Lenny has already done something about it. Got it on with someone else he could manage without a harness.
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Old Jul 2, 2004 | 11:21 AM
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Perhaps people are happy being large even if others don't like it.

And how will it burden the NHS? Smoking burdens the NHS, alcoholics burden the NHS both these are avoidable and unecessary.

Diabetes can affect many different people. Heart attacks hit many different people, so just how will being fat / obese burden the NHS? Almost all things that effect overweight people can effect thin people.

Also if you go by government figures and the BMI stats then Jonny Wilkinson is overweight, Pincent and Redgrave are overweight.
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Old Jul 2, 2004 | 11:23 AM
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[QUOTE=Spoon]
Tell her like it is, she's fat, unnatractive and selfish. QUOTE]

To you she's unnatractive. Not too everyone. How is she selfish??
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Old Jul 2, 2004 | 11:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Sith
Perhaps people are happy being large even if others don't like it.

And how will it burden the NHS? Smoking burdens the NHS, alcoholics burden the NHS both these are avoidable and unecessary.

Diabetes can affect many different people. Heart attacks hit many different people, so just how will being fat / obese burden the NHS? Almost all things that effect overweight people can effect thin people.

Also if you go by government figures and the BMI stats then Jonny Wilkinson is overweight, Pincent and Redgrave are overweight.
Look at America, we are going that way. look at the fitness levels of children now compared to 20 or 50 years ago. it will be a problem! there are many health issues associated with obesity.

your point on the BMI is a poor one. You know full well it's aimed at an average and examples such as that will no doubt fall outside those figues..... they are after all only a guide. I'm sure if you gave those guys a full fitness and health tast they would pass quite easily.

stick you head in the sand if you wish.
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Old Jul 2, 2004 | 11:28 AM
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Okay, I may be looking at her through rose-tinted spectacles, because I happen to like the woman, but where is all the evidence to back up these allegations?

i.e
- "She's one of these annoying "proud to be fat" *********. Cream cake scoffing wench."

- "Stupid feminist bint. "I'm happy with my weight, I'm happy being me". "

- "selfish and probably soon to be a drain on resources"

Have I missed something?

I'm not saying it isn't true, but I would like to see evidence to substantiate these claims.
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Old Jul 2, 2004 | 11:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Spoon
Tell her like it is, she's fat, unnatractive and selfish. QUOTE]

To you she's unnatractive. Not too everyone. How is she selfish??
that's a fair point.... her attractiveness has nothing to do with her weight. although personally I'm not attracted to women that large.
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Old Jul 2, 2004 | 11:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Sith
To you she's unnatractive. Not too everyone. How is she selfish??
Indeed to me she is.

She is selfish because she has a husband and more importantly children that she is more than likely going to leave behind early.

I'll add, if it is a genuine medical condition then that's a different matter indeed, but if it's because she's found a cake she likes on a regular basis then she needs to learn to stop.
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Well-fleshed corner.
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Old Jul 2, 2004 | 11:41 AM
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Old Jul 2, 2004 | 11:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Bubba po
Well-fleshed corner.
Rather you than me looking for that corner Billy.
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Old Jul 2, 2004 | 11:43 AM
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I don't find her funny nevermind attractive.

I doubt she would be half as popular if she was half the size she actually is.
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I'll add, if it is a genuine medical condition then that's a different matter indeed, but if it's because she's found a cake she likes on a regular basis then she needs to learn to stop.
Ah, the all-important 'if' word has started to be used.

So, it's all speculation then? Let's see some hard evidence.
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Old Jul 2, 2004 | 11:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Hammy Hamster
Ah, the all-important 'if' word has started to be used.

So, it's all speculation then? Let's see some hard evidence.
I'm 99.99% certain she has a cake addiction

anyway my points aren't really about her..... I'm talking in general.
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Old Jul 2, 2004 | 11:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Hammy Hamster
but where is all the evidence to back up these allegations?

i.e
- "She's one of these annoying "proud to be fat" *********. Cream cake scoffing wench."

- "Stupid feminist bint. "I'm happy with my weight, I'm happy being me". "

- "selfish and probably soon to be a drain on resources"

Have I missed something?

I'm not saying it isn't true, but I would like to see evidence to substantiate these claims.
Hammy- I think you were largely (no pun intended) ignored because it is common knowledge that all the above have been reported on, or said in interviews many times. The selfish comment is apparent to anyone with half a brain too.
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Old Jul 2, 2004 | 11:54 AM
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Originally Posted by Spoon
Hammy- I think you were largely (no pun intended) ignored because it is common knowledge that all the above have been reported on, or said in interviews many times. The selfish comment is apparent to anyone with half a brain too.
I must've missed these interviews, or maybe I interpreted them a different way.

Oh well, she has been good to me in the past, so I felt I should stick up for her.

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Originally Posted by Sith
So sad.

Why??? I can't stand these stupid adverts with a bunch of obese women going on about "being naughty" and "sinful" about eating double-moca f$cking choca ice creams and cakes pretendiong they don't mind being fat slobs.

Unless you have an illnes there is no excuse for obescity. It shows a lack of self-respect.

And fat people smell. ;-)
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Originally Posted by Hammy Hamster
I must've missed these interviews, or maybe I interpreted them a different way.
Indeed you must have, even I've seen her proud to be fat rants. Why else did she open her tent shops for larger ladies?
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