my mate was in Walkabout last night when he fell over in his drunkeness and bit off some of his tongue


what will happen to his tongue and severed tongue?

Seek employment in a Circus, or some bizzare porno related arena?

It will grow back I think, its an organ that can heal / repair itself, much like the liver - although I could be completely wrong!!!

that sounds a bit wrong

Nope, its true. My mate had her tongue pierced and it was a total mess. She took the piercing out and within 24hrs it had healed considerably. Its the enzymes in your mouth or something that help it heal quickly.

really
cool

Surely if you cut your tongue off it just heals over, not grows back?

Cracking party trick if it grows back!

He was in Walkabout...........that's his first problem

thats what i said

Are there not some people who have purposely had their tongue split so it looks a bit like a snakes tongue?

Sure I saw this somewhere

Each to their own and all that, but I'm fecked if I'd consider it

its a muscle, dont think it'd grow back... has he got the other half...lmao they'll sew it back on

it won't grow back - a friend of my fathers did this years ago. He still has a speeth ploblem - They did offer to cut a bit of muscle from his thigh and sew it onto his tongue be he declined as he thought it would be too freaky

"fell over"

What do you mean by "Walkabout"? Just really drunk? How did he manage that?

How much of it has been cut off. Sounds blinking awful, I bit my tongue in my sleep once and it bled like mad for ages and hurt like hell.

Can he still talk?

The tongue is a muscle so it won't grow back, just heal over.
Did you know the tongue is the only muscle in your body thats attached only at one end!? - Source: Back of a Skips crisp packet!

What about the old fella then?

thats a muscle and only connected at one end.

Its a chain of pubs

Sickener

there is a difference between a hole healing over and part of a tongue physically growing back..........its not going to grow back

Well at least he has an excuse for not going down on his bird now....

It's 3 tubes that fill with blood.

I attach mine at both ends as often as I can!

was it "Walkabout" in Carlisle ??

Small bits of tongue are not re-planted, larger sections (very big bits) may be re-planted but finding and joining blood vessels difficult. Tongue (like scalp) has a blood supply from both sides so expect profuse bleeding but quick healing times.

Midlife..

Never bite off more than you can chew.....

WWW.THELIZARDMAN.COM ...........Enjoy.

**** me the guys a loon

He's gonna have one hell of an ulcer, ohhhhh the pain, bonjella time methinks. In seriousness, hope he gets better.

Ah Walkabout, I pulled my fingernail off in the hinges of their front door in Leeds whilst p!ssed....

Painful

GRIPFILL the bit back on.lol

Good luck..

.. with his new job as a Jamie Oliver impersonator

He thwill thalk a bit thunny thor a while.