Major Earthquake hits Liverpool
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Major Earthquake hits Liverpool
Apologies now 
and its probably SIAL
A major earthquake measuring 5.8 on the Richter scale hit Liverpool in the early hours of Monday.
Victims were seen wandering around aimlessly muttering "ar'ey", "calm down" and "eh eh eh!". The earthquake decimated the area causing approximately £30 worth of damage. Several Priceless collections of mementos from the Balearics and Spanish Costa's were damaged beyond repair. Three areas of historic burnt out cars Were disturbed. Many Locals were woken well before their giro arrived.
Merseyside News reported that hundreds of residents were confused and
bewildered, still trying to come to terms with the fact that something
interesting had happened in the area.
One resident - Tracy Sharon Smith, a 15-year-old mother of 5 said "It was
such a shock, my little Chardonnay Mercedes came running into my
bedroom crying. My youngest two: Tyler-Morgan and Megan-Storm slept
through it all. I was still shaking when I was watching Kilroy the Next
morning."
Apparently though, looting, muggings and car crime
did carry on as normal. The British Red Cross has so far managed to
ship 4,000 crates of Sunny Delight to the area to help the stricken
locals. Rescue workers are still searching through the rubble
and have found large quantities of personal belongings, which include
benefit books, jewellery from Elizabeth Duke at Argos and Bone
China from Poundland.
HOW CAN YOU HELP This appeal is to raise money for
food and clothing, parcels for those unfortunate to be caught
up in this disaster. Clothing is most sought after, the most
needed include: Fila or Burberry baseball caps, Kappa tracksuit tops (his
and hers), Shell suits (female), white sport socks, Rockport boots
and any other items usually sold in Primark. Food parcels may be harder
to come by, but are needed all the same. Required foodstuffs include
Microwave meals, tins of baked beans, ice cream and cans of Colt 45
or Special Brew. 22p buys a biro for filling in the compensation
forms, £2.00 buys chips, crisps and blue fizzy drinks for a family of
9, £5.00 will pay for a packet of B&H and a lighter to calm the nerves
of those affected.
Please do not send tents for shelter, as the sight
of posh housing is unfair on the population or neighbouring
areas of Everton,
and its probably SIALA major earthquake measuring 5.8 on the Richter scale hit Liverpool in the early hours of Monday.
Victims were seen wandering around aimlessly muttering "ar'ey", "calm down" and "eh eh eh!". The earthquake decimated the area causing approximately £30 worth of damage. Several Priceless collections of mementos from the Balearics and Spanish Costa's were damaged beyond repair. Three areas of historic burnt out cars Were disturbed. Many Locals were woken well before their giro arrived.
Merseyside News reported that hundreds of residents were confused and
bewildered, still trying to come to terms with the fact that something
interesting had happened in the area.
One resident - Tracy Sharon Smith, a 15-year-old mother of 5 said "It was
such a shock, my little Chardonnay Mercedes came running into my
bedroom crying. My youngest two: Tyler-Morgan and Megan-Storm slept
through it all. I was still shaking when I was watching Kilroy the Next
morning."
Apparently though, looting, muggings and car crime
did carry on as normal. The British Red Cross has so far managed to
ship 4,000 crates of Sunny Delight to the area to help the stricken
locals. Rescue workers are still searching through the rubble
and have found large quantities of personal belongings, which include
benefit books, jewellery from Elizabeth Duke at Argos and Bone
China from Poundland.
HOW CAN YOU HELP This appeal is to raise money for
food and clothing, parcels for those unfortunate to be caught
up in this disaster. Clothing is most sought after, the most
needed include: Fila or Burberry baseball caps, Kappa tracksuit tops (his
and hers), Shell suits (female), white sport socks, Rockport boots
and any other items usually sold in Primark. Food parcels may be harder
to come by, but are needed all the same. Required foodstuffs include
Microwave meals, tins of baked beans, ice cream and cans of Colt 45
or Special Brew. 22p buys a biro for filling in the compensation
forms, £2.00 buys chips, crisps and blue fizzy drinks for a family of
9, £5.00 will pay for a packet of B&H and a lighter to calm the nerves
of those affected.
Please do not send tents for shelter, as the sight
of posh housing is unfair on the population or neighbouring
areas of Everton,
This is obviously made up………
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From: West Midlands
Dudley version
URGENT - DUDLEY EARTHQUAKE APPEAL
At 00:54 on Monday 23 September an earthquake measuring 4.8 on the Richter scale hit Dudley,UK causing untold disruption and distress -
* Many were woken well before their giro arrived
* Several priceless collections of mementoes from the Balearics and Spanish costas were damaged
* Three areas of historic and scientifically significant litter were disturbed
* Thousands are confused and bewildered, trying to come to terms with the fact that something interesting has happened in Dudley
One resident, Donna-Marie Dutton, a 17 year old mother-of-three said "It was such a shock, little Chantal-Leanne came running into my bedroom crying. My youngest two, Tyler-Morgan and Megan-Storm slept through it. I was still shaking when I was watching Trisha the next morning."
Apparently though, looting did carry on as normal.
The British Red Cross have so far managed to ship 4000 crates of Sunny Delight to the area to help the stricken masses.
Rescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have found large quantities of personal belongings including benefit books and jewellery from Elizabeth Duke at Argos.
HOW YOU CAN HELP
* £2 buys chips, scraps and blue pop for a family of four
* £10 can take a family to Stourport for the day, where children can play on an unspoiled canal bank among the national collection of stinging nettles
* 22p buys a biro for filling in a spurious compensation claim
PLEASE ACT NOW
Simply email us by return with your credit card details and we'll do the rest!
If you prefer to donate cash, there are collection points available at your local branches of Argos, Iceland and Clinton Cards
URGENT - DUDLEY EARTHQUAKE APPEAL
At 00:54 on Monday 23 September an earthquake measuring 4.8 on the Richter scale hit Dudley,UK causing untold disruption and distress -
* Many were woken well before their giro arrived
* Several priceless collections of mementoes from the Balearics and Spanish costas were damaged
* Three areas of historic and scientifically significant litter were disturbed
* Thousands are confused and bewildered, trying to come to terms with the fact that something interesting has happened in Dudley
One resident, Donna-Marie Dutton, a 17 year old mother-of-three said "It was such a shock, little Chantal-Leanne came running into my bedroom crying. My youngest two, Tyler-Morgan and Megan-Storm slept through it. I was still shaking when I was watching Trisha the next morning."
Apparently though, looting did carry on as normal.
The British Red Cross have so far managed to ship 4000 crates of Sunny Delight to the area to help the stricken masses.
Rescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have found large quantities of personal belongings including benefit books and jewellery from Elizabeth Duke at Argos.
HOW YOU CAN HELP
* £2 buys chips, scraps and blue pop for a family of four
* £10 can take a family to Stourport for the day, where children can play on an unspoiled canal bank among the national collection of stinging nettles
* 22p buys a biro for filling in a spurious compensation claim
PLEASE ACT NOW
Simply email us by return with your credit card details and we'll do the rest!
If you prefer to donate cash, there are collection points available at your local branches of Argos, Iceland and Clinton Cards
Scooby Senior
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From: West Midlands
Manchester version
MAJOR EARTHQUAKE MEASURING 3 ON THE RICHTER SCALE, HIT ON MONDAY 21st OCTOBER 2002. IT EPICENTERED ON MILES PLATTING, MANCHESTER.
Victims can be seen wandering aimlessly muttering : "Sorted","Top" and "Arr Kid".
The Earthquake decimated the area, causing approximately £30 worth
of damage. Several priceless collections of mementos from the Balearics and Spanish costas were damaged. Three areas of historic and scientifically significant litter were disturbed.
Many were woken well before their giro arrived.
Thousands are confused and bewildered, trying to come to terms with the fact that something interesting has happened in Manchester.
One resident, Donna-Marie Dutton, a 17 year old mother-of-three said "It was such a shock, little Chantal-Leanne came running into my bedroom crying. My youngest two, Tyler-Morgan and Megan-Storm slept through it. I was still shaking when I was watching Trisha this morning."
Apparently though, looting did carry on as normal.
The British Red Cross have so far managed to ship 4000 crates of Sunny Delight to the area to help the stricken masses. Rescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have found large quantities of personal belongings including benefit books and jewellery from Elizabeth Duke at Argos.
* HOW YOU CAN HELP?
This appeal is to raise clothing and food parcels for those unfortunate enough to be caught up in it.
Clothing is most sought after. Items required include: -
Baseball caps
Henry Lloyd Jackets
Lacoste Shirts/Trousers (Male)
Shell Suits (Female)
Rockport Boots.
Food parcels may be harder to put together but necessary all the same. Required foodstuffs include: -
Hollands Pies
Black Peas
Tripe and Onions
'Pigs Blood Pud'
Boddys Bitter
£2 buys chips, scraps and blue pop for a family of four.
£10 can take a family to Salford for the day, where children can play on an unspoiled canal bank among the national collection of stinging nettles.
22p buys a biro for filling in a spurious compensation claim.
Please do not send tents for shelter, as the sight of "posh" housing is unfair on the population of neighbouring areas of Newton Heath and Moss side
MAJOR EARTHQUAKE MEASURING 3 ON THE RICHTER SCALE, HIT ON MONDAY 21st OCTOBER 2002. IT EPICENTERED ON MILES PLATTING, MANCHESTER.
Victims can be seen wandering aimlessly muttering : "Sorted","Top" and "Arr Kid".
The Earthquake decimated the area, causing approximately £30 worth
of damage. Several priceless collections of mementos from the Balearics and Spanish costas were damaged. Three areas of historic and scientifically significant litter were disturbed.
Many were woken well before their giro arrived.
Thousands are confused and bewildered, trying to come to terms with the fact that something interesting has happened in Manchester.
One resident, Donna-Marie Dutton, a 17 year old mother-of-three said "It was such a shock, little Chantal-Leanne came running into my bedroom crying. My youngest two, Tyler-Morgan and Megan-Storm slept through it. I was still shaking when I was watching Trisha this morning."
Apparently though, looting did carry on as normal.
The British Red Cross have so far managed to ship 4000 crates of Sunny Delight to the area to help the stricken masses. Rescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have found large quantities of personal belongings including benefit books and jewellery from Elizabeth Duke at Argos.
* HOW YOU CAN HELP?
This appeal is to raise clothing and food parcels for those unfortunate enough to be caught up in it.
Clothing is most sought after. Items required include: -
Baseball caps
Henry Lloyd Jackets
Lacoste Shirts/Trousers (Male)
Shell Suits (Female)
Rockport Boots.
Food parcels may be harder to put together but necessary all the same. Required foodstuffs include: -
Hollands Pies
Black Peas
Tripe and Onions
'Pigs Blood Pud'
Boddys Bitter
£2 buys chips, scraps and blue pop for a family of four.
£10 can take a family to Salford for the day, where children can play on an unspoiled canal bank among the national collection of stinging nettles.
22p buys a biro for filling in a spurious compensation claim.
Please do not send tents for shelter, as the sight of "posh" housing is unfair on the population of neighbouring areas of Newton Heath and Moss side
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French Version:
Earthquake 7.6 on richter scale. Epicentre in Paris, kills 20,000+
and on a more serious note, Bozo the Clown from Gornal Wood had his big red whistle stolen from the dashboard of his oversized novely car yesterday. Bozo has offered a custard pie for information leading to its safe return
Earthquake 7.6 on richter scale. Epicentre in Paris, kills 20,000+
and on a more serious note, Bozo the Clown from Gornal Wood had his big red whistle stolen from the dashboard of his oversized novely car yesterday. Bozo has offered a custard pie for information leading to its safe return
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French Version:
Earthquake 7.6 on richter scale. Epicentre in Paris, kills 20,000+
and on a more serious note, Bozo the Clown from Gornal Wood had his big red whistle stolen from the dashboard of his oversized novely car yesterday. Bozo has offered a custard pie for information leading to its safe return
Earthquake 7.6 on richter scale. Epicentre in Paris, kills 20,000+
and on a more serious note, Bozo the Clown from Gornal Wood had his big red whistle stolen from the dashboard of his oversized novely car yesterday. Bozo has offered a custard pie for information leading to its safe return
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