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Feb 4, 2004 | 03:12 PM

Paulo P

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Scooby scaring BMW

Saw this on ebay

Classic! Read the list of mods

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new full exhaust pipe (cost 700 pounds), sport handle(cost 300 pounds), replace many things for the fast speed (extra cost 2,000 pounds), Spoiler (300 pounds)

lol

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Feb 4, 2004 | 03:18 PM

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extras include Airbags, ABS brakes, Power Steering, Electric Windows, Alarm, Traction Control, Central locking

Those are extras on a Beemer? Damn, knew they charged extra for most things but that's getting silly

Feb 4, 2004 | 03:21 PM

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The weather looks clear in the photo, yet the fog lights are on..... Typical BMW driver!

Feb 4, 2004 | 03:23 PM

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Who dropped the mechano set on the boot? That's gonna cost a few quid to sort out!

Feb 4, 2004 | 03:24 PM

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Whats a sport handle ?
It looked ok until I saw the photo with THAT spoiler !!

Feb 4, 2004 | 03:27 PM

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THAT spoiler

hmmm spolier...what an appropriate word that is!

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Whats a sport handle ?

Don't you know anything

it's that big handle on the back that you can hold on to to do your stretches before playing sport.

Feb 4, 2004 | 03:30 PM

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Just found another classic

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Feb 4, 2004 | 03:33 PM

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That odo hasnt been altered at all has it!!

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Feb 4, 2004 | 03:35 PM

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Stop it - some of us are trying to work! Standard under powered engine and then adds half a tonne of cr@p to it.

MPG = 6
Top Speed = 35 mph, any faster and the body kits starts to flex violently
0-60 = asthmatic engine can't propel something that weighs as much as a sherman tank to 60 mph.

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Feb 4, 2004 | 03:37 PM

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You're not putting a bid in then?

Feb 4, 2004 | 03:38 PM

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This looks shocking

PMSL at:

"get lots of LOOKS from the ladies"

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Feb 4, 2004 | 03:44 PM

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...im selling it because i cant afford to keep in any more!
...the turbo does smoke a little bit...

Lemon anybody??

You would have thought he would have spell checked the damn thing before putting it on e-bay, had to run it through bablefish to get it in to English!

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been as hosest as i can to give an acurate descrition

Feb 4, 2004 | 03:46 PM

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PMSL

Feb 4, 2004 | 03:47 PM

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only 76.000 miles but the dails read 112000 due to engine change about a year ago!

Feb 4, 2004 | 03:47 PM

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with 4 brand new yokohomo tyres

Very popular on Audi TTs, I imagine...

Feb 4, 2004 | 03:54 PM

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daft rear spoiler anyone!!!

Feb 4, 2004 | 04:02 PM

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Getting back to the original muppet seller:

" AS WITH ALL MY CARS ON E-BAY SHE IS COMPLETELY CLEAR IN ALL AREAS OF HPI AND AVAILABLE FOR ANY INSPECTION PRIOR TO THE END OF THE SALE "

He's only sold two cars previously on Ebay, and one of those was a complaint : "requires new gearbox " !!