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Old 04 February 2004, 03:12 PM
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Saw this on ebay Classic! Read the list of mods

new full exhaust pipe (cost 700 pounds), sport handle(cost 300 pounds), replace many things for the fast speed (extra cost 2,000 pounds), Spoiler (300 pounds)
lol Muppet
Old 04 February 2004, 03:18 PM
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extras include Airbags, ABS brakes, Power Steering, Electric Windows, Alarm, Traction Control, Central locking
Those are extras on a Beemer? Damn, knew they charged extra for most things but that's getting silly
Old 04 February 2004, 03:21 PM
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The weather looks clear in the photo, yet the fog lights are on..... Typical BMW driver!
Old 04 February 2004, 03:23 PM
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Who dropped the mechano set on the boot? That's gonna cost a few quid to sort out!
Old 04 February 2004, 03:24 PM
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Whats a sport handle ?
It looked ok until I saw the photo with THAT spoiler !!
Old 04 February 2004, 03:27 PM
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THAT spoiler
hmmm spolier...what an appropriate word that is!

Whats a sport handle ?
Don't you know anything it's that big handle on the back that you can hold on to to do your stretches before playing sport.
Old 04 February 2004, 03:30 PM
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Just found another classic here
Old 04 February 2004, 03:33 PM
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That odo hasnt been altered at all has it!!

6_5 _7
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Old 04 February 2004, 03:35 PM
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Stop it - some of us are trying to work! Standard under powered engine and then adds half a tonne of cr@p to it.

MPG = 6
Top Speed = 35 mph, any faster and the body kits starts to flex violently
0-60 = asthmatic engine can't propel something that weighs as much as a sherman tank to 60 mph.

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Old 04 February 2004, 03:37 PM
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You're not putting a bid in then?
Old 04 February 2004, 03:38 PM
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This looks shocking

PMSL at:

"get lots of LOOKS from the ladies"

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Old 04 February 2004, 03:44 PM
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...im selling it because i cant afford to keep in any more!
...the turbo does smoke a little bit...
Lemon anybody??

You would have thought he would have spell checked the damn thing before putting it on e-bay, had to run it through bablefish to get it in to English!

been as hosest as i can to give an acurate descrition
Old 04 February 2004, 03:46 PM
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PMSL
Old 04 February 2004, 03:47 PM
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only 76.000 miles but the dails read 112000 due to engine change about a year ago!
Old 04 February 2004, 03:47 PM
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with 4 brand new yokohomo tyres
Very popular on Audi TTs, I imagine...
Old 04 February 2004, 03:54 PM
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daft rear spoiler anyone!!!
Old 04 February 2004, 04:02 PM
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Getting back to the original muppet seller:

" AS WITH ALL MY CARS ON E-BAY SHE IS COMPLETELY CLEAR IN ALL AREAS OF HPI AND AVAILABLE FOR ANY INSPECTION PRIOR TO THE END OF THE SALE "

He's only sold two cars previously on Ebay, and one of those was a complaint : "requires new gearbox " !!
Old 04 February 2004, 04:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Jiggerypokery

He's only sold two cars previously on Ebay, and one of those was a complaint : "requires new gearbox " !!
Must bid for that then
Old 04 February 2004, 04:43 PM
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I can hardly contain the feelings of envy I have for its next owner!
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I have seen this car.... Its on the IOM.....

And its ****e!!!!!!
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