JackClark

Do the math...
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: What makes up 100% in life?

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And.......,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far *** kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that:

While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and, Attitude will get you there, Bull*hit and *** kissing will put you over the top.

Edmund

A S S H O L E L I C K I N G

1 19 19 8 14 12 5 12 9 3 11 9 14 7 = 143%

BexTait

but SCOOBYNETING
19+3+15+15+2+25+14+5+20+9+14+7=148%

(or if scoobynet ing is spelt with 2 t's as in scoobynetting= 168%!)