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Old Dec 31, 2003 | 01:20 AM
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Thought this was a comical aside to the doom of the last few days on here....

why cops cannot buy sausage rolls

No offence intended....

You do have to wonder though, who was the counter assistant who knew this law and applied it!!!!


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Old Dec 31, 2003 | 01:28 AM
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I can understand the alcohol... but a sausage roll FFS


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Old Dec 31, 2003 | 01:33 AM
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Sounds good to me!
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Old Dec 31, 2003 | 03:19 AM
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Is it o.k for them to buy doughnuts?
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Old Dec 31, 2003 | 03:54 AM
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Apparently not Gus!!
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Old Dec 31, 2003 | 07:41 AM
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"We have spoken to the local Co-operative Society and are working towards resolving the apparent conflict between their needs and ours, in an amicable way."
In other words "we are waiting until their license comes up for renewal before renegotiating the terms of our sausage roll purchasing relationship!"

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Old Dec 31, 2003 | 08:24 AM
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Good to see the public starting to make things even
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Old Dec 31, 2003 | 08:32 AM
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Revenge is sweet

Fit FATSO cameras to all deli counters to catch them at it!

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Old Dec 31, 2003 | 09:12 AM
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The act says police must have "consent of a superior officer" first.
...'my serg. says i can get the sausage roll love!' so who says it's ok for the serg. to get the sausage roll? who will ok the top dog to get a sausage roll...
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Old Dec 31, 2003 | 09:13 AM
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And who's head will Roll when a complaint is made.
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Old Dec 31, 2003 | 09:18 AM
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And who's head will Roll when a complaint is made.
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Old Dec 31, 2003 | 10:01 AM
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Surely them eating sausage rolls is canibalism?
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Old Dec 31, 2003 | 10:30 AM
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Sheepsplitter..Plainly you are a ****.

Lets see how many times that co-op employee gets stopped over the next few weeks. Also I can see the local station taking a much more less interested view of shoplifters in that store from now on.

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Old Dec 31, 2003 | 10:34 AM
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Fit FATSO cameras to all deli counters to catch them at it!
coffee + keyboard moment.
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Old Dec 31, 2003 | 10:38 AM
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Lets see how many times that co-op employee gets stopped over the next few weeks. Also I can see the local station taking a much more less interested view of shoplifters in that store from now on.
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Old Dec 31, 2003 | 10:49 AM
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Just an observation Luke.

It is bound to happen.

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Old Dec 31, 2003 | 11:26 AM
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What a load of old cobblers that regulation is!

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Old Dec 31, 2003 | 01:26 PM
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I blame the Aitkins diet on this..
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Old Dec 31, 2003 | 01:39 PM
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Lets see how many times that co-op employee gets stopped over the next few weeks. Also I can see the local station taking a much more less interested view of shoplifters in that store from now on.

If that is the case it would be a disgrace. BS is that how you intend to administer 'justice'?
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Old Dec 31, 2003 | 01:44 PM
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Why buy!! they get free food from Mcdonalds
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Old Dec 31, 2003 | 02:03 PM
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free McD's???

i want to be a cop
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Old Dec 31, 2003 | 02:29 PM
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Aitkens diet

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Old Dec 31, 2003 | 02:36 PM
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Simon Or a fireman!!
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Old Dec 31, 2003 | 02:42 PM
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Aitkens diet
All protein and no fats. That means no sausage rolls or anything with a high fat/carb content.
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Old Dec 31, 2003 | 07:08 PM
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Aha - BS appears to be implying that the police are vindictive, self-serving and childish. That's not very nice of you, BS!!!!

The police are the first to use the "we don't make the laws we just enforce them" argument. Fair play to the shop-assistant, I say.

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Old Dec 31, 2003 | 07:36 PM
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i hope the shop assistant sat them in the back room and gave a totally patronizing speach, before giving them 3 points!!!


what goes around............
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Old Dec 31, 2003 | 07:39 PM
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BS appears to be implying that the police are vindictive, self-serving and childish.

What I find a bit disturbing about this statement is that he is about to join the force himself.

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Old Jan 1, 2004 | 12:48 PM
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The Atkins diet is good-I have lost 14 lbs in three weeks.

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Old Jan 1, 2004 | 12:58 PM
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Do you feel weaker? Losing your temper a lot? Remeber, half the world'd problem could be solved by banning the Aitken's diet.
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Old Jan 1, 2004 | 10:16 PM
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our local MD.s got banned from giving them free food after someone complained!!!

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