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Old Apr 10, 2003 | 01:21 AM
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LOL! OK, I won't! Would you mind bout my *****?! It's ginger and white and called Psycho....... He don't live with me anymore tho

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Old Oct 3, 2003 | 12:28 PM
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Seriously!

I know this is a common problem with dogs but she makes me feel really sick. Caught her the other day catching links outta my other dogs a*se while he was taking a sh*t!!

Any idea how to get her out of this disgusting habit?!
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Old Oct 3, 2003 | 12:35 PM
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Yep, my dog did this for 12 months - couldn't stop her!! She doesn't do it now .... I know its no consolation but it will stop!

Have you ever tasted dog ****?? It ain't half bad actually!!

On the other hand, get an old washing up bottle, fill it with water and squirt her in the face when you catch her doing it!

Good luck or don't look!!

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Old Oct 3, 2003 | 12:37 PM
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Pete thats a shyte way to train a dog i had u down as a rolled up newspaper man hmm
Come on confess yer a copraphile really lmao
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Old Oct 3, 2003 | 12:40 PM
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best advise is dont look IMO i mean they like eachothers & their own ***** init so let em get on with it & beware the woman who kisses her dog pmsl
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Old Oct 3, 2003 | 12:41 PM
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that should be lick rather than like BTW but i guess it's still correct
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Old Oct 3, 2003 | 12:57 PM
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Wouldn't Jordan like to do this too, allegedly..??

NO comparisons mentioning the word "dog" please. [img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img]

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Old Oct 3, 2003 | 01:22 PM
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Had to laugh when that singer called 'scatman' released a song a few years ago .

Dogs will eat horse **** in the fields I keep mine in, and I've seen Geldings (Horses) route through the dollops which come out of the back of mares.
I always bollock my kids for letting the dogs lick their faces (or is that faeces) for this reason.

Disgusting animals.
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Old Oct 3, 2003 | 01:26 PM
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hobo jojo has been having some hot eyeball action with his dog and he's complaining about it being sore. That particular hole is NOT a goal my friend
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Old Oct 3, 2003 | 01:32 PM
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i dont even have a dog u cat rapist! hope u get cat aids!

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Old Oct 3, 2003 | 01:35 PM
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better than spunk in the eye matey. errr it's looking well mongy now dude, get a doctor!! (you guys should see this, inflamed is not the word!)
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Old Oct 3, 2003 | 01:36 PM
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haha its not that bad dude, just a little painful! and a little blurring of vision! aint like its hangin out my skull.
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Old Oct 3, 2003 | 01:37 PM
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yet...
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Old Oct 3, 2003 | 01:47 PM
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i might goto docs n hope he gives me an eye patch so i can paint a skull n cross bones on it n pretend to be a pirate!
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Old Oct 3, 2003 | 02:08 PM
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harrrrrrrrrrrrr (anyone wana do a link to that site? )
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Old Oct 3, 2003 | 02:14 PM
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I think dogs are dirty things, I prefer *****
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Old Oct 3, 2003 | 02:21 PM
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Just before this gets sent south and while everyone's eating their lunch,
I took my friends Labrador puppy for a walk once and it kept eating cow ****, took it home and got a call later saying the dog had spewed re-constituted cow **** all over their cream carpet!

Haven't been dog walking since!

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Old Oct 3, 2003 | 02:26 PM
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LOL...don't have much luck with your dogs, do you?


Dogs WILL do this - they'll eat anything going, especially puppies.

Ours used to and still does eat rabbit poo while he's on his walk round the fields.

Wouldn't worry about it...
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Old Oct 3, 2003 | 02:49 PM
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Often a sign of a dietary deficiency - sometimes supplements can help. Have you asked a vet?
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Old Oct 3, 2003 | 03:24 PM
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Perhaps you should feed it some dog food and not your own cooking. Dont forget dogs cant talk so he is demonstrating what he would rather eat

SERIOUSLY :

Your dog is deficient in a mineral (cant remember which) buy some charcoal dog biscuits and feed them to it. It gives the pup the vitamins and makes the turd undesirable and not to mention black!

Honestly i'm not winding you up this is true
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Old Oct 3, 2003 | 06:24 PM
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Thanks Buzzer! I'm giving her charcoal for flatulence at the min so i'll give the other dog some too and hopefully it'll solve the prob!!
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Old Oct 3, 2003 | 07:23 PM
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Old Oct 3, 2003 | 07:33 PM
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gives a new meaning to "butcher's sausages" don't it?
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Old Oct 3, 2003 | 07:45 PM
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If he likes cat poo then there is an eat as much as you can buffet in my back garden. Let me know if the little fella fancys a holiday!
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Old Oct 3, 2003 | 08:02 PM
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Red_dog. Feed the mutt canned pineapples along with its food. Apparently it makes the crap really acidic and the dog won't eat it. It takes a week or so to work though, so stick at it.

I wonder who works this out :scratches head:
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Old Oct 3, 2003 | 11:31 PM
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Deficient in minerals ?, what ?

vitamins s,h,i an t
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Old Oct 4, 2003 | 12:59 AM
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LOL probably!!Dirty bitch
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Old Oct 4, 2003 | 01:03 AM
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RU sure it's not a hyaena? They do that all the time....

Probably explains the nasty nasty look they always have....

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Old Oct 4, 2003 | 01:06 AM
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OI! BEER GOOD!! Get round here wiv some beer LOL!!!!! Jesus, pubs close early these days!!!! I'm only in Ilkeston
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Old Oct 4, 2003 | 01:13 AM
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OK just don't let your doggie lick my face.....
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