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Old 07 August 2003, 01:53 PM
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It's not just size that matters

LONDON (Reuters) - Size is usually more of an issue but the shape of the ***** is also important because it evolved to dispel other men's semen, according to scientists in the United States.


Gordon Gallup and researchers at the State University of New York in Albany showed in experiments using latex replicas, an artificial vagina and a cornstarch mixture that the ridge of the ***** acted as a semen displacement device.


"They found that the coronal ridge... could scoop out more than 90 percent of the cornstarch mixture (from the artificial vagina) with just one thrust, while a phallus with no coronal ridge only managed to remove 35 percent," New Scientist magazine said on Wednesday.


Gallup and his team, who reported their finding in the journal Evolution and Human Behaviour, said the depth of penetration was also important in expelling more semen.


Their findings were supported with surveys of students who were questioned about their sexual experiences.


"Sexual intercourse often involved deeper more vigorous penile thrusting following periods of separation or in response to allegations of female infidelity," they said.
Old 07 August 2003, 01:55 PM
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Why do I suspect this thread won't be around for long?
Old 07 August 2003, 02:05 PM
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CC - Where do you find this stuff, why do you find this stuff and what are you supposed to be doing while you're finding it? At the end of your days will you look back and think, "Ahh, not a moment wasted."
Still, it's all quite entertaining.
Old 07 August 2003, 02:17 PM
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Old 07 August 2003, 02:28 PM
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CC...the common theme in your posts is gays, AIDS, ***** size, trying to get a woman in the mood............just what sort of chap are you I wonder......
Old 07 August 2003, 02:32 PM
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""ridge of the ***** acted as a semen displacement device.""

thats proper bo, I dont however intend to put my **** where another mans **** has been, yet along scoop his stuff out as well, thats just nasty...
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well he could scrape the sperm of the toilet seat that got his workmate up the duff with his bellend being carefull of splashbacks of course
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Old 07 August 2003, 03:06 PM
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thats proper bo, I dont however intend to put my **** where another mans **** has been, yet along scoop his stuff out as well, thats just nasty...
In some circles, sloppy seconds is considered a "delicacy"
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I still wouldnt put my dong in warm yogurt !!
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