Preconceptions, based on cars.....
04 February 2003, 02:56 PM
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A10 - Yehaw gonna shoot ay anything
Patriot Missile Battery - Yehaw gonna shoot at anything
US Marine - Yehaw gonna shoot at anything
Apache - Dag nabit some peasant with a catapult shot me down.
F16 - Dag nabit some peasant with a catapult shot me down.
F18 - Dag nabit some peasant with a catapult shot me down.
[Edited by daiscooby - 4/2/2003 2:57:12 PM]
Patriot Missile Battery - Yehaw gonna shoot at anything
US Marine - Yehaw gonna shoot at anything
Apache - Dag nabit some peasant with a catapult shot me down.
F16 - Dag nabit some peasant with a catapult shot me down.
F18 - Dag nabit some peasant with a catapult shot me down.
[Edited by daiscooby - 4/2/2003 2:57:12 PM]
31 March 2003, 09:09 PM
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Come on lets hear your best preconceptions based on a motor, right start with the basics
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Male IT Bod, 25 to 35, loves gadgets and spends all disposable income on them. Usually in debt up to eyeballs due to Scoob ownership/mortgage/Credit Cards and is panicing about selling it to buy a nice sensible VW Diesel cos the missus is pregnant. Enjoys beer, **** and DVD's, generally has an IQ over 150 and can bench press 150 kilos but not these days. A gifted Martial Artist who is street leathal but not so much these days so has a large mean looking dog, Fiercely protective of animals in general (especially Cats for some reason). Loves Guns, swords and has at least eight home computers going back over twenty years and remembers every game ever, current pc is cooled by liquid nitrogen and has a 350 quid graphics card. Reckons himself to be a pretty good dancer and specialises in the Twist(ies). Spends most evenings on some dodgy car related Internet site wittering about
which tin box is better than the next tin box.
BMW 330 Coupe
Suit on a hook
Come on lets hear them !
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Male IT Bod, 25 to 35, loves gadgets and spends all disposable income on them. Usually in debt up to eyeballs due to Scoob ownership/mortgage/Credit Cards and is panicing about selling it to buy a nice sensible VW Diesel cos the missus is pregnant. Enjoys beer, **** and DVD's, generally has an IQ over 150 and can bench press 150 kilos but not these days. A gifted Martial Artist who is street leathal but not so much these days so has a large mean looking dog, Fiercely protective of animals in general (especially Cats for some reason). Loves Guns, swords and has at least eight home computers going back over twenty years and remembers every game ever, current pc is cooled by liquid nitrogen and has a 350 quid graphics card. Reckons himself to be a pretty good dancer and specialises in the Twist(ies). Spends most evenings on some dodgy car related Internet site wittering about
which tin box is better than the next tin box.
BMW 330 Coupe
Suit on a hook
Come on lets hear them !
31 March 2003, 09:13 PM
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Gold Wheels = Either, a 'Very-Nice-Boy' - still at home with mummy or wants to look like his 'Rally' heros 
Either way - a worrying situation to find yourself in - check your handbags sweeties
Pete
Either way - a worrying situation to find yourself in - check your handbags sweeties
Pete
31 March 2003, 09:16 PM
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On a more serious point - was with my nephews from Moss-Side, Manchester on Saturday night and, apparently, all the big daddies and drug dealers drive Imprezas!!!!!!!!!! 
They NEVER get touched .... they boast about being able to leave them unlocked on the streets of Manchester!!
Pete
They NEVER get touched .... they boast about being able to leave them unlocked on the streets of Manchester!!
Pete
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01 April 2003, 05:15 PM
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Any Soft Top sports car, particulalry MG/Mazda MX5 etc, Hairdresser - probably called Nathan or Barry.
Big 4x4 LAndcruiser/Disco etc - Short bloke.
Small 4x4 - Faded, but once attractive peroxide blonde bird who can't come to terms with getting older.
Big 4x4 LAndcruiser/Disco etc - Short bloke.
Small 4x4 - Faded, but once attractive peroxide blonde bird who can't come to terms with getting older.
01 April 2003, 06:18 PM
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Impreza - I will race anyone, my car is the fastest, I'll prove it.....but I don't race, especially when I lose, look how many bits I can bolt on my car.
Porsche -
as ****
Porsche -
as ****
01 April 2003, 07:38 PM
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X5 = ponce
01 April 2003, 07:46 PM
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old 325 cab = new to business dealer
Omega = rep with superiority complex (people move over 'cause they think police)
Any 4x4 = mumsie, with the kiddies
New 318i = rep who thinks he's made the 'bigtime'
vitara = past it blond
mx5 = average, very average, young single woman
Saxo = teenager, that thinks it's cossie
audi = middle management, sensible
TT = Tanned, successful, good looking,....GAY
All other modded jap sports cars = likeminded
Omega = rep with superiority complex (people move over 'cause they think police)
Any 4x4 = mumsie, with the kiddies
New 318i = rep who thinks he's made the 'bigtime'
vitara = past it blond
mx5 = average, very average, young single woman
Saxo = teenager, that thinks it's cossie
audi = middle management, sensible
TT = Tanned, successful, good looking,....GAY
All other modded jap sports cars = likeminded
01 April 2003, 11:04 PM
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pslewis - actually did park my Impreza in Manchester (just south of Moss Side) a few years back. It was a dark street and the car right in front of mine - crappy Sierra - got stolen (locks knocked through) taken for a ride and put right back again. Only noticed when we saw the locks and that it wasn't quite in the same place.
My car was not touched, not even keyed. Also realised I'd left it unlocked (!!!) - that was the one and only time!
My car was not touched, not even keyed. Also realised I'd left it unlocked (!!!) - that was the one and only time!
01 April 2003, 11:06 PM
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SKODA drivers- constantly refering their cars similarity and build quality to audi's and VW's lmfao , when in fact they are still skodas at the end of the day, doesnt matter how you try and glam them up, it might have the chasis of a golf and the turbo from a tt but hey, who gives a t0ss
SEAT drivers-ditto
mike
, when in fact they are still skodas at the end of the day, doesnt matter how you try and glam them up, it might have the chasis of a golf and the turbo from a tt but hey, who gives a t0ss SEAT drivers-ditto
mike
01 April 2003, 11:11 PM
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New BMW M3 - clueless, just liked the little grills on the side
Porsche Boxters - couldn't afford a real one
Jaguar XKR - "It's a Jagwaar"
Clio - Road going safety device, which means you don't need to look where you're going, everyone else will more instead
BMW X5 - only for Shell shareholders
Porsche Boxters - couldn't afford a real one
Jaguar XKR - "It's a Jagwaar"
Clio - Road going safety device, which means you don't need to look where you're going, everyone else will more instead
BMW X5 - only for Shell shareholders
02 April 2003, 12:50 AM
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peugeout 106 = young girly, probably has lots of teddies and bunnies on the parcel shelf
Mondeo V6 = Rep that didnt have impreza on the "company car list" hes gutted when you pass him........
BMW 3 series, no badges = Middle management, wants to pretend his 1.6 is a 330ci, nice try mate
Saxo VTR = 17 year old with free insurance, probably subscribes to MAX
New Beetle = Bird in her 30s, desperately trying to hold 40 back
S2000 - Driver couldnt run to a Boxster
Old Merc 190s and 5 Series BMW - Old boy, ex council house desperately trying to look important in his to the moon and back barge
Mondeo V6 = Rep that didnt have impreza on the "company car list" hes gutted when you pass him........
BMW 3 series, no badges = Middle management, wants to pretend his 1.6 is a 330ci, nice try mate
Saxo VTR = 17 year old with free insurance, probably subscribes to MAX
New Beetle = Bird in her 30s, desperately trying to hold 40 back
S2000 - Driver couldnt run to a Boxster
Old Merc 190s and 5 Series BMW - Old boy, ex council house desperately trying to look important in his to the moon and back barge
02 April 2003, 01:43 PM
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BMW = unjustified superiority complex. or drug dealer
MX5 = ******.
Mondeo = Bloody Rep.
Vectra = Bloody Rep who falls for any old hype.
Omega - Old Rep who's past it.
Porsche = ***** smaller than tictac.
Any 4x4 = Muym with kids on school run.
MGF = Fadded past it still thinks she's cool Dorian from Birds of a feather.
Saxo - Max Power reader under 20
Golf GTi - Max Power reader 20 - 30
Cossie - Max Power reader over 30
Audi TT - No *****.
MR2 - Hairdreser.
Celica - Salon Manager.
Supra - Thinks he's Dom from F&TF.
Lancer - My friend does my servicing.
RX7 - My friend robs banks and pays my service bills.
Saab - Why did I bother.
Impreza - In my case mid life crisis car
MX5 = ******.
Mondeo = Bloody Rep.
Vectra = Bloody Rep who falls for any old hype.
Omega - Old Rep who's past it.
Porsche = ***** smaller than tictac.
Any 4x4 = Muym with kids on school run.
MGF = Fadded past it still thinks she's cool Dorian from Birds of a feather.
Saxo - Max Power reader under 20
Golf GTi - Max Power reader 20 - 30
Cossie - Max Power reader over 30
Audi TT - No *****.
MR2 - Hairdreser.
Celica - Salon Manager.
Supra - Thinks he's Dom from F&TF.
Lancer - My friend does my servicing.
RX7 - My friend robs banks and pays my service bills.
Saab - Why did I bother.
Impreza - In my case mid life crisis car
