A10 - Yehaw gonna shoot ay anything
Patriot Missile Battery - Yehaw gonna shoot at anything
US Marine - Yehaw gonna shoot at anything

Apache - Dag nabit some peasant with a catapult shot me down.
F16 - Dag nabit some peasant with a catapult shot me down.
F18 - Dag nabit some peasant with a catapult shot me down.



[Edited by daiscooby - 4/2/2003 2:57:12 PM]

 

Come on lets hear your best preconceptions based on a motor, right start with the basics

Scoob UK Turbo

Male IT Bod, 25 to 35, loves gadgets and spends all disposable income on them. Usually in debt up to eyeballs due to Scoob ownership/mortgage/Credit Cards and is panicing about selling it to buy a nice sensible VW Diesel cos the missus is pregnant. Enjoys beer, **** and DVD's, generally has an IQ over 150 and can bench press 150 kilos but not these days. A gifted Martial Artist who is street leathal but not so much these days so has a large mean looking dog, Fiercely protective of animals in general (especially Cats for some reason). Loves Guns, swords and has at least eight home computers going back over twenty years and remembers every game ever, current pc is cooled by liquid nitrogen and has a 350 quid graphics card. Reckons himself to be a pretty good dancer and specialises in the Twist(ies). Spends most evenings on some dodgy car related Internet site wittering about
which tin box is better than the next tin box.

BMW 330 Coupe

Suit on a hook

Come on lets hear them !

 

I thought Scooby Turbo = dealer???

 

Gold Wheels = Either, a 'Very-Nice-Boy' - still at home with mummy or wants to look like his 'Rally' heros

Either way - a worrying situation to find yourself in - check your handbags sweeties

Pete

 

On a more serious point - was with my nephews from Moss-Side, Manchester on Saturday night and, apparently, all the big daddies and drug dealers drive Imprezas!!!!!!!!!!

They NEVER get touched .... they boast about being able to leave them unlocked on the streets of Manchester!!

Pete

 

Porsch/Ferrari/Anything else ridiculously over priced

Small ***** with more money than sense

 

Right Im off to Moss Side to get a Scoob, that would be funny, nerdy IT white boy steals Drug Dealers Beyatch mobile

 

BMW - Arrogant tosser who lives life in the fast lane (and I don't mean extravagant lifestyle )

 

LEXUS - frustrated Merc owner.

 

X5 = ponce
astraboy.

 

Mondeo's , Astra's , Vectra's ... Golf TDi's

Reps , Sales people .......... or coppers for the 1st 3.

brett

 

Any Soft Top sports car, particulalry MG/Mazda MX5 etc, Hairdresser - probably called Nathan or Barry.

Big 4x4 LAndcruiser/Disco etc - Short bloke.

Small 4x4 - Faded, but once attractive peroxide blonde bird who can't come to terms with getting older.

 

BMW - doesn't know what an indicator is

 

Impreza - I will race anyone, my car is the fastest, I'll prove it.....but I don't race, especially when I lose, look how many bits I can bolt on my car.

Porsche - as ****

 

Ther biggest misconception is that an ugly bird getting out of a posh car still aint an ugly bird.....she is!!!!!

 

Unfortunately round here Scoob now = drug dealer, gangster, or general layabout hooligan

 

scoob = scally cruiser now

 

Lada = pikey?

***runs from the flames***

 

Actually, X5 = person who does not realize that for the price of an X5 they could get two cars, each of which is more focused to the task in hand. For example, Jeep Cherokee (4WD) or people carrier, plus a 'fast' car like a Caterham, Elise, Scoob, Boxster.

 

old 325 cab = new to business dealer
Omega = rep with superiority complex (people move over 'cause they think police)
Any 4x4 = mumsie, with the kiddies
New 318i = rep who thinks he's made the 'bigtime'
vitara = past it blond
mx5 = average, very average, young single woman
Saxo = teenager, that thinks it's cossie
audi = middle management, sensible
TT = Tanned, successful, good looking,....GAY
All other modded jap sports cars = likeminded

 

pslewis - actually did park my Impreza in Manchester (just south of Moss Side) a few years back. It was a dark street and the car right in front of mine - crappy Sierra - got stolen (locks knocked through) taken for a ride and put right back again. Only noticed when we saw the locks and that it wasn't quite in the same place.

My car was not touched, not even keyed. Also realised I'd left it unlocked (!!!) - that was the one and only time!

 

SKODA drivers- constantly refering their cars similarity and build quality to audi's and VW's lmfao , when in fact they are still skodas at the end of the day, doesnt matter how you try and glam them up, it might have the chasis of a golf and the turbo from a tt but hey, who gives a t0ss

SEAT drivers-ditto

mike

 

New BMW M3 - clueless, just liked the little grills on the side

Porsche Boxters - couldn't afford a real one

Jaguar XKR - "It's a Jagwaar"

Clio - Road going safety device, which means you don't need to look where you're going, everyone else will more instead

BMW X5 - only for Shell shareholders

 

peugeout 106 = young girly, probably has lots of teddies and bunnies on the parcel shelf
Mondeo V6 = Rep that didnt have impreza on the "company car list" hes gutted when you pass him........
BMW 3 series, no badges = Middle management, wants to pretend his 1.6 is a 330ci, nice try mate
Saxo VTR = 17 year old with free insurance, probably subscribes to MAX
New Beetle = Bird in her 30s, desperately trying to hold 40 back
S2000 - Driver couldnt run to a Boxster
Old Merc 190s and 5 Series BMW - Old boy, ex council house desperately trying to look important in his to the moon and back barge

 

come on someone think of something for the clio 172

 

Black french Footballer, gets sent off.

 

BMW = unjustified superiority complex. or drug dealer
MX5 = ******.
Mondeo = Bloody Rep.
Vectra = Bloody Rep who falls for any old hype.
Omega - Old Rep who's past it.
Porsche = ***** smaller than tictac.
Any 4x4 = Muym with kids on school run.
MGF = Fadded past it still thinks she's cool Dorian from Birds of a feather.
Saxo - Max Power reader under 20
Golf GTi - Max Power reader 20 - 30
Cossie - Max Power reader over 30
Audi TT - No *****.
MR2 - Hairdreser.
Celica - Salon Manager.
Supra - Thinks he's Dom from F&TF.
Lancer - My friend does my servicing.
RX7 - My friend robs banks and pays my service bills.
Saab - Why did I bother.
Impreza - In my case mid life crisis car

 

Humvee: "I'm gonna shoot you little Britty..."

 

LOL @ daiscooby

 

Toyota Soarer = Full of ****, needs 24hr internet to surf the Car related BBS's in the hope of finding a like minded homosexual car lover.