Brummie walks in for a job interview, and the interviewer's jaw drops.....
The Brummie is wearing platform shoes, flares, a big purple velvet jacket, and a wing collared shirt.
The interviewer grins, says "Good Morning", shakes the Brummie by the hand, but cant help adding "Blimey, all you need now is a kipper tie"
"Smashing" comes the reply "Tow sugars, Ta"