Does anyone know how far it is from Oxford centre to Manchester Airport....Im doing my expense claim form, Ive lost the mileage and I havent got Auto-route
I know ..I know...WOMEN....tut
Thats why I need men like you

 

153 miles each way

 

 

Yeah but if you use creative mileage checker, its 175 each way hehehehe

 

Mr Cook please try to be a bit more accurate in future

 

Ian should of ticked dont use motorways

 

Scoobynet response time

Lass with problem 6 minutes

Bloke with problem sometime this week

 

Mwah Mwah Mwah
Cheers Ian,Mr Cookie xxxx

 

No worries Sue glad to help

 

Ditto ian but you know he just plucked the first number out of his head don't ya

 

For plucking it out of the air, it wasnt a bad guess was it !!!

 

do a lot of plucking in the open air do ya Ian?

 

Don't worry he'll stop when the pheasant plucker comes

 

Stroooth....what the hells he doing to the pheasant plucker then?????

 

Kin ell ! what did i do to deserve being accused of doing things to a pheasant plucker !!!!!!

Ill get me coat !!!

 

now look ere..too late to start covering up the pheasant plucker with yer coat m8. All we need to know is ...was he a willing participant??????

 

OOoo er is it my turn to reply...um dunno what to say

 

Don't need to say anything Mr Cookie....ur a bloke....ur sposed to stick together!!!
(which, when ya think about it is probably what Ian and the pheasant plucker are doing under the coat!!!!)
sorry...couldn't resist!!!
I'll wait for the solicitors letter!!!

 

deeply hurt by these accusations ! and after helping out as well !

 

oi Cook bloke (er hang on that could be me) er Ian bloke NOOOOOOO!!!! stop being so sensitive you old tart

 

Ian...would it help if I offered to come under the coat with you and the pheasant plucker????
a sort of helpful 3 some????

 

erm well, er the pheasant plucker can take a running jump if you are coming under here instead

[This message has been edited by Ian Cook (edited 26 August 2001).]

 

ey up lad you've plucked

 

Hmmm Northants !!! just a couple junctions up the M1 too

 

My turn to get me coat then!!!!
U sure ur ready for this Ian...Im a VERY demanding muppet!!!

 

heheheh im a very giving muppet LOL

 

It's time to dim the music, it's time to dim the lights.
It's time to get things plucking on the plucking show tonight

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:<HR>Originally posted by Ian Cook:
<B>Hmmm Northants !!! just a couple junctions up the M1 too [/quote]

where you from then??? and how come you werent dancing attention when I was sending out requests for dinner dates?
Notice ur there with yer boots blacked now coats are involved!!!!

 

You seemed to have so many people chasing after you, didnt see much point !

Im near Juntion 9

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:<HR>Originally posted by Mr.Cookie:
<B>It's time to dim the music, it's time to dim the lights.
It's time to get things plucking on the plucking show tonight [/quote]

The pheasants roasting nicely
The coats down on the floor
Mr Cookies strumming sonnets
Hark...Ians at the door