RoShamBo

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1. Chris lives in Guilford. How much does it cost for him and his two sons to travel to the Theatre of Dreams every other weekend, including limited edition matchday programme, a few drinks and prawn sandwiches all round? How much could he save per week if he watched his local team instead ?

2. Roy is 78 yards away from the referee at Old Trafford and Jaap is 65 yards away. If Roy can run at 21mph and Jaap can run at 16mph, who will be sticking their vein-bulging forehead into the hapless whistler's face first, assuming Roy does not stop to stamp on an opponent on his way ?

3. Ryan is a Welshman. Express as a percentage the number of internationals he has missed on a Wednesday evening compared to the miraculous recoveries he made for the following Saturday.

4. Manchester United are one of the giants of world club football. How many more European Cup Finals have they appeared in than Steaua Bucharest? (For one extra mark : How many more than Reims?)

5. Phil has 30 international caps. If you take away the number of appearances when he was the only adult male in England who could just about kick the ball with his left foot, how many are left ?

6. You are the referee at Old Trafford. How near to a visiting defender does a tumbling United forward have to be to earn a penalty if he goes down in the box ? (Note : round your answers down to the nearest 20 metres.)

7. Alex has a hotel room booked in Wales for FA Cup Final weekend. How much money will he lose when cancelling his reservation?

Robertio

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LOL

Deputy Dog

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GaryC

Scum 'Salford United' supporter has offered "The Leeds version"

Alan Smith is in a bad mood - how far away does the ball have to be for him to put in a two footed tackle on an innocent opposition player ?

How many times per season will David O’Leary claim he is still learning his trade, Leeds have a long way to go and he is only a young manager with a fantastic team of kids ?

How many times per season will Chairman Peter Ridsdale refer to his long standing passion for Leeds, the number of letters he personally replies to and for a bonus point, how many times will he appear on television to comment on something totally spurious ?

A maths question - taking on board the co-efficient of alcohol in bacardi breezers, the chafe factor when wearing no socks and the average 100 metre time for a professional footballer - how many blacked out range rovers does it take to smuggle away four guilty scum from the scene of a crime. For a bonus point (to the nearest million) estimate what proportion of Rio Ferdinands transfer fee will be spent to bribe an average jury?

How many season tickets will Jonathan Woodgate have to give away whilst doing bird to prevent “Big Tony” in cell 42 from discovering the inner secrets of his **** canal whilst in the communal shower?

What are the odds that Hull open Prison will shoot to the top of the Inter-HMP Soccer League in seasons 2000-2004?

How many times will Mark Viduka say “er” in his next post match interview ?

RonaldoH

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NAF

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love em!

melpaul2002

Very Very funny Gary c so much more funny that all the same old boring Man Utd ****,

the first line " alan smith is in a bad mood " refers to the fact that maybe sometimes he not in a bad mood, we all of course know this is not the case, also forgot the bit - how many times will he say f*** when the sky cameras show a close up of him.

David o leary is now getting so boring ! ( for all reasons already given )

also lets see how long it takes for p ridsdale to go back on all his words when his players do go down.

i seem to remember him saying " they will never play for leeds again" lets make sure he does not forget this !

whats the odds on the excuse being the board made me keep them !

and what makes you think that they dont want to meet big tony in cell 42.

and finally how about a sweepstake to the nearest 6 months on how long the thugs get !