Sherlock Holmes and Mr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they lay down in their tent for the night and went to sleep.

Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend awake.

"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars."

"What does that tell you?" Holmes questioned.

Watson pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are
millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe Saturn
is in Leo. Logically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all-powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"

Holmes was silent a moment, then spoke:


"Watson, you ***. Someone has stolen the ****ing tent."

Kelvin

 

ROTFLMAO. It's off round my company by email now. Which probably means someone will send it back to you today...

 

This makes me laugh every time I see it...

Nice one Kelvin

 

Keep 'em coming, my old son

 

I know a very rude folow-up joke to that, the punchline of which is "Lemon-entry my dear Watson"